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Posted on 10-06-07 04:19:46 PM, in Jester Race Link
Originally posted by Dorito
Originally posted by LizardKing
I a m a 21 year old ml

You're a freaking weird milliliter.




But atleast I'm not taking up much space!!
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Posted on 10-06-07 04:42:21 PM, in Let's count Link
Okay this is simple, just go the first street to the left, then as the fourth bus passes, you take seven steps upwards and walk through the door. Damnit, how hard can it be!?
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Posted on 10-08-07 08:06:23 PM, in Jester Race Link
I was drunk when I made this thread, but I was most likely referring to the album you mentioned. And some of that post contained lyrics from some In Flames songs, mixed with other weird things.

I don't know what the point was, to be honest.

Whatever, I like the topic of that album.. and especially the lyrics to the song Graveland:

So weak, so hollow-minded
the primat flock responds
the jester race submits

For each day of war is a failure for man,
enslaved in her mordial genes
Illusions bleed from their fetid cores,
bent to their rotten extremes

We, the plague of Terra Firma,
nature's grand and last mistake
plant the poisoned seed of cancer,
set the severed fruits awake
Burning like frozen relics
in god's archaic graveland

Burn the visionaire
Kill the ideaologies
Mankind must die
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Posted on 10-13-07 03:56:47 PM, in Are you right-handed or left-handed? Link
I am right handed, but seem to have a habit of becoming ambidextrous when drunk.

Fun fact: When I eat, I only use my right hand. Left hand is next to useless.
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Posted on 10-25-07 06:47:35 PM, in Yummy Link
Originally posted by Anya
At least you're not eating this stuff. Word of caution, NOT for the faint at heart. Just a fair warning.


About #3, the lutefisk, my parents always eat this on little Christmas Eve (23rd December.) I've never wanted to taste the stuff, it smells like crap, and looks like jell-o fish. It's sickening.

There's also the Norwegian dish of Smalahove, which I've had, and it's quite good... though I didn't eat the eye, ear, and tongue like you're supposed to.

Oh yeah, and whatever we could buy from the high school cafeteria tasted like shit, except for the waffles. Well, they only served baguettes and waffles anyway.

Though, the cafeteria here at university is pretty cool. They even serve dinner, though I've never had it.
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Posted on 12-03-07 06:54:11 PM, in What do you want for Christmas? Link
- I want to be happy.
- I want to live.
- I want to spend time with my family.
- I want to eat good christmas food.
- I want a new pair of slippers.
- I want good grades (but I know I'm not gonna get any, but that doesn't mean I don't want them..)

I couldn't care less about material whatever-piece-of-shits right now.

- But maybe I'd like some new clothes.
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Posted on 12-03-07 06:59:25 PM, in D Link
I have always liked the letters C, X, Y, and Z. Probably because they're rarely used (in Norwegian.)
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Posted on 12-03-07 08:19:15 PM, in WTF is this? (last edited by LizardKing at 12-03-07 05:20 PM) Link
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Posted on 12-06-07 08:50:51 PM, in CHANGE YOUR PASSWORDS (last edited by LizardKing at 12-06-07 06:07 PM) Link
I'm in the clear then. But these attacks kind of suck (Stating the obvois.. and Iæ'm druml ans O stil can spell) wow

Wow, probably the stupidest shit i've ever said. XD
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Posted on 12-06-07 11:33:45 PM, in Yo. (last edited by LizardKing at 12-06-07 08:35 PM) Link
Uh... well, I'm just gonna say welcome to you because I like to you people. Yeah.

*edit: Wait, neko, what is this?

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Posted on 12-07-07 02:22:23 AM, in I just ate waffles. Link
I'm gonna eat eggs in two hours. Stay tuned.

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Posted on 12-10-07 07:04:39 PM, in Christmas Trees Link
Won't get one until I get back home, which is on the 20th.. well, we won't put up the tree until the 23rd, and even then, it will be the same one as last year (plastic. ) Of course, I might give a picture of it, when that time comes. Putting up a tree now is just too early.
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Posted on 12-13-07 10:27:02 AM, in Jul Pub Link
Originally posted by hydrapheetz
Originally posted by Electrometer Prime
Here in Florida we almost NEVER get snow

Neither in LA (not Los Angeles.)


You get snow there? I never thought it would get cold enough for that sort of thing in those areas.

I'm at the Norwegian west coast now, and there's no snow here at the moment (though it has been, but it wasn't much, and didn't last very long. Barely enough to scrape together a snowball.), and the temperature is at 5,5 Celsius.
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Posted on 12-13-07 11:06:59 AM, in Wikepedia Band Link
Artist: China Aerospace Science and Technology Corporation
Album: Warft

Tracks:
1. Hy-Drive - 9:04
2. Gevalia - 8:34
3. Back To The Planet - 3:35
4. Thomas Farrell - 3:15
5. Vlei Rat - 7:31
6. Olivia Langdon Clemens - 9:05
7. Red Crescent Part 3 - 7:31
8. Citroën Fukang - 8:30
9. The Sharon Academy - 8:03
10. Songs of Love - 1:11
11. Penberth - 1:54
12. National Datacast - 8:21 (Limited edition bonus track.)

Total length: 76:34

From the Norwegian wikipedia:

Artist: Harald Stake
Album: King's Lynn and West Norfolk

1. Ounasjoki - 4:30
2. Flying Colours - 8:02
3. Ale - 3:01
4. Sigmundur Brestisson - 7:01
5. Black Cult: The Demonz 96-99 - 7:13
6. Tips - 3:40
7. Tomorrow - 9:01
8. Hal Lindes - 3:00
9. Arne Post - 2:33
10. Pakkeradio - 9:30
11. Elias Faleide - 7:50
12. Hvitsten - 8:55 (Ltd. Editon bonus track: "Liste over selvdrevet artilleri" cover.)

Total length: 74:15
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Posted on 12-14-07 08:05:36 AM, in Jul Pub Link
It's warmer here today then yesterday (Norwegian west coast.) It's at 7 degrees Celsius now, or 44,6 Fahrenheit.

Hmm, low 20's for Florida, that's... that's below freezing. In Florida. (-6,67 C)
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Posted on 12-17-07 08:56:22 AM, in Shower Length Link
15 - 20 minutes if I don't wash my hair, 25 - 30 minutes if I do. Approximately, I haven't really checked the time.

Taking a shower is always the first thing I have to do in the morning. Helps me wake up a little bit, somehow. Which is why I do not always wash my hair if I have to go places. It's long and takes time to dry.

I usually think alot too, when I'm in the shower, but I do that pretty much everywhere, anyway. It has also happened that I would headbang and play airguitar out of nowhere (shower is quite big. ), but mostly I would just stand there and do what I'm supposed to, while thinking about all kinds of weird things.

Sometimes I think I'm quite the philosopher, or maybe I'm just full of shit.
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Posted on 12-19-07 02:23:15 PM, in Do people forget to think when they read shit on the computer? Link
I have intelligent friends. I have never received a single chain letter on facebook. But every now and then I do get invites to silly things like vampires, and whatever it's called. But it's not that often.

And yeah, the site has ads.
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Posted on 12-25-07 03:13:03 PM, in An Important Christmas Poll! Link
I can wrap good enough, but it doesn't look particularly nice. And I always do it with tons of old newspapers (inside the actual wrapping), to make sure the shape is as unrecognizeable as possible. Also, this way, it takes longer to open, to everyone elses annoyance, and my amusement.
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Posted on 12-26-07 11:11:50 AM, in When do you open your christmas gifts? Link
We open them on Christmas Eve, as always, after eating way to much food.
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Posted on 12-26-07 11:18:01 AM, in Is it snowing!? (last edited by LizardKing at 12-26-07 08:18 AM) Link
No, it is not snowing. Christmas Eve was very windy and rainy, and the sea level was almost up to ground level. Pretty shitty weather, just like last winter. Only difference is less snow and ice. (Actually, none at all.)

Though, right now, it's calm and dry, but still no snow. I don't think this is right, I would've expected there to be snow around this time. If the same thing happens next christmas, then I'm going to start to think that something is wrong, maybe.
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line 677 column 189 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
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line 791 column 549 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
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line 147 column 137 - Warning: trimming empty <font>
line 149 column 490 - Warning: trimming empty <font>
line 794 column 17 - Warning: trimming empty <tr>
line 797 column 490 - Warning: trimming empty <font>
line 799 column 137 - Warning: trimming empty <font>
line 125 column 68 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 141 column 68 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 177 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 208 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 234 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
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Info: Document content looks like HTML5
Info: No system identifier in emitted doctype
Tidy found 302 warnings and 0 errors!


The alt attribute should be used to give a short description
of an image; longer descriptions should be given with the
longdesc attribute which takes a URL linked to the description.
These measures are needed for people using non-graphical browsers.

For further advice on how to make your pages accessible
see http://www.w3.org/WAI/GL.
You are recommended to use CSS to specify the font and
properties such as its size and color. This will reduce
the size of HTML files and make them easier to maintain
compared with using <FONT> elements.

You are recommended to use CSS to control line wrapping.
Use "white-space: nowrap" to inhibit wrapping in place
of inserting <NOBR>...</NOBR> into the markup.

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Bug reports and comments: https://github.com/htacg/tidy-html5/issues
Official mailing list: https://lists.w3.org/Archives/Public/public-htacg/
Latest HTML specification: http://dev.w3.org/html5/spec-author-view/
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English? Consider helping us to localize HTML Tidy. For details please see
https://github.com/htacg/tidy-html5/blob/master/README/LOCALIZE.md