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Posted on 07-24-07 01:03:31 AM, in 07/22/07 NEVAH FOHGET Link
Originally posted by Kles
The real question is - can you draw NEW people?


The answer is yes. Hi everyone!
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Posted on 07-24-07 01:23:49 AM, in Fun Time Garbling Link
What, therefore taking it does not stop me exactly and for a while talks you do not know whether I should have said really. If me good fortune, what which I say you sound absolutely cheerfully.
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Posted on 07-24-07 01:29:01 AM, in Favorite FPS Weapon? Link
I have played entirely too much GoldenEye in my life. Having said that, RC-P90 for the win!
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Posted on 07-24-07 02:38:15 AM, in You name it, I draw it! O____O (SamX is beaten to a pulp on page 7!) Link
An enormous traffic cone furiously eating cake!
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Posted on 07-24-07 02:39:51 AM, in What are you listening to now? Link
Now playing: Godspeed You! Black Emperor - Sleep

I am addicted to post-rock.
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Posted on 07-24-07 02:42:50 AM, in Mario Kart Link
The only Mario Kart game I've played for more than 5 minutes is Mario Kart 64. At one point I was ranked somewhere in the top 200. I've probably dropped out by now, but I'm too lazy to check.
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Posted on 07-24-07 02:55:36 AM, in Mario Kart Link
http://www.mariokart64.com/

And now that I've bothered to check, I have, indeed, dropped below 200th.
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Posted on 07-24-07 03:24:34 AM, in I HAVE SYNDROME Link
Originally posted by Clockworkz
It's all black to me.
I can't see shit, cap'n!


Well, why are you complaining to me? I can't do anything about it.
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Posted on 07-24-07 04:11:45 AM, in You name it, I draw it! O____O (SamX is beaten to a pulp on page 7!) Link
Death Potato vs. Death Tomato fighting an epic battle that destroys the universe.
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Posted on 07-24-07 04:22:20 AM, in Wild CATERPIE appeared! Link
Fact: All Pokémon with a number higher than 151 are fake.
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Posted on 07-24-07 10:09:59 PM, in Insane Caption Contest Link
- How does it feel to have someone riding on YOUR back, bitch?
- Hey, I'm not Mario! Leave me alone!
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Posted on 07-25-07 12:41:25 AM, in One-word-at-a-time story! Link
Posts: 63/63 Once, there were two idiots who were attempting to attack Xkeeper with php-based scripts that made newthread.php go to con/con. They are incredibly stupid, and remarkably happy, but the evil donut has many defective sprinkles of rainbowy doom clocks. Sonicandfails went to the smart-store but he was too fat to fit into the aisles, so he went insane but when he farted, everyone passed out.
Suddenly, he whipped out his Wii-mote and fought to the death Mk-II, who was horny and wanted rough whippings in its silliest warioware sex EVER! Unfortunately, Mario ate NightKev's pen, exploding in an unexpected mushroom-related area known as... Mushroom Netherworld -1.
There, NightKev found a guy named phil having 42 bottles of beer in a barn with spatulas disguised as robots that eat pancakes for Ajobe, who farts whenever
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Posted on 07-25-07 12:44:40 AM, in I want to punch my friend in the face. Link
I would have assaulted him with a screwdriver. Idiots are bad enough, but opinionated idiots...
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Posted on 07-25-07 12:55:30 AM, in Computer Problems Thread Link
1. Speakers don't work
2. Headphone jack doesn't work
3. The first two combined
4. Folders randomly rearranging themselves in reverse
5. ...I've got nothing
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Posted on 07-25-07 04:16:12 AM, in Ze Layout Thread Take 5 Link
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It's not much, but it's something. More importantly, nothing looks horribly broken!

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Posted on 07-25-07 05:05:02 PM, in Slap Ass as a Kid: "Sexual Predator" for Life! Link
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What the hell? Ass slapping isn't the most appropriate thing to do, but there's no need to completely destroy a kid's life because of it.

USCourtSystem.reputation--;

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Posted on 07-25-07 05:08:05 PM, in Jul Pub Link
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I have a mole on my right wrist. My parents sent me to a doctor to have it checked. It's completely normal, which I could have told them myself.

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Posted on 07-25-07 08:24:19 PM, in Firefox (and) Opera Link
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I use Firefox, and the only problem I have with it is the crazy memory leakage. I also have Opera, which I use occasionally.

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Posted on 07-25-07 08:31:05 PM, in Super Mario Bros 2 Link
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Like many others, I used Peach or Luigi most of the time. I've never actually beaten the game, though. Or any of the NES Mario games for that matter. I should change that someday...

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Posted on 07-26-07 12:02:18 AM, in So guys, how do you eat your hamburgers? Link
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Originally posted by Xkeeper
I wasn't aware there were styles other than "pick up, place in mouth, bite, chew, swallow, repeat as desired".

Theoretically, one could eat a hamburger with a fork and knife.

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