
* Giga walks into the room, completely oblivious to everyone else. He grabs a blank test and a pen off the front desk, and goes to one of the walls that isn't destroyed to write on.
University of Jul
College of Derpa
Spokane, Washington
NAME: Giga "The Echidna" Otomia
DATE: Since when did time matter?
SECTION: Wood Zone________
Instructions: Answer each question as clearly as possible and show all your work. Same as the last time, if you don't know the answer, make stuff up. Good luck!
I. Biology (Mixed answer, 24 points)
1. If milk comes from cows, does butter come from butterflies? (4)
Of course not. Butter is made from the cream in milk, if I'm not mistaken.
2. Describe the reproductive system of an eyestalk. (6)
*insert the reproductive system of the organism the eyestalk is attached to*
3. Of the following, which is at the top of the food chain? Explain your answer. (6)
Lion
Snake
Tiger
Kyle Ward
Godzilla
Chris Hansen
I say Snake, since he's just about fucking invincible to all forms of attack. Godzilla is a close second due to being about three stories tall and a shit ton stronger than any other specie on that list.
4. A cultive of bacteria starts out at 300 cells. If the population after three hours is 9001 cells, and doubles every three hours, how fast are they reproducing and how long do we have until they mutate into a strain of super-flu that will infect all of mankind and destroy civilization as we know it? (8)
"Huh. That's 8701 cells for the first three hours, and 9001 cells for the second..."
r=h*9001+300 where r is the reproduction rate, and h is the number of hours past. We would have a few days at least until it turns into some super flu.
II. Computer Science III (Short answer, 30 points)
1. According to security expert Mike Sandy, how many proxies do you need to be behind in order to avoid detection? (6)
Just one.
2. union("FALCON PAWNCH!", 0, inf) = ? (6)
Infinity.
3. What does the following code do? (6)
#include <stdio.h>
#include <stdlib.h>
int main()
{
int i;
bool moron;
char *username[1000];
for (i=0; i<1000; i++)
{
if (username[i] == moron || username[i] == "Mega-Mario")
{
username[i] == 'NULL';
terminate;
}
}
return 0;
}
What the code does is it looks for the username "moron" and replaces it with "Mega-Mario".
4. Which of the following items are Turing-complete? Justify your answer. (6)
-Sticks and stones
-LBP
-An abacus
-George W. Bush
All of them, since they all have a physical presence.
5. Given a string of length 32 over an alphabet A of cardinality 256, and the cipher 8x + 4 mod 32, how many collisions will occur before the rescue teams arrive on the scene? (6)
Considering there is no scene for rescue teams to arrive on, nor is there a rescue team being called, all of them.
* Giga takes a step away from the wall and looks at his work. He decides it's good enough and hands in the test, then goes back to stand against the wall. It looks like he fiddles with an invisible keyboard and mouse, and he starts bobbing his head in rhythm to something. A physically present ZSNES window pops up, and Giga starts playing The Lost Vikings 2 on it.
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