Originally posted by Smallhacker
I propose a series of hacks.
Super Stupid Pile of Shit Bros. - Mario has to battle his arch nemesis, Lord Big Mean Guy, in 32 piece of shit levels that require 13 savestates per seconds to pass. Classic 8-bit stupidity.
Super Stupid Pile of Shit Bros. 2 - Mario, Luigi, Toad and Token Girl have to pull up gravestones from the ground to throw at mean and slightly racially insensitive badguys. Fight your way up to the tower of Mr. Baddie McBaddington who has allergic reactions to being hit in the head with stolen gravestones.
Super Stupid Pile of Shit Bros. 3 - Mario has a hole in his socks and must wear a gigantic green shoe for the duration of this lackluster continuation of the series. Tons of new enemies - even more inappropriate than before - help the comeback of Lord Big Mean Guy as he uses his 7 fetus children to steal the magic toothbrushes of the 7 Earls of the Piece of Shit Kingdom. World 3 is unbeatable due to fatal amounts of fail.
Super Stupid Pile of Shit World - Fuck it, this is just an animation of Mario trying to run away from a rocket powered mutant muncher controlled by Lord Big Mean Guy. He fails.
Doctor Stupid Pile of Shit - Because all stupid game series needs a spinoff. This is a shitty graphics hack of Dr. Mario with no gameplay differences at all except all the virus being invisible due to the game being a stupid piece of shit.
Here's more:
Super Stupid Pile of Shit 67 1/8 RPM LP - Mario must rescue Queen Bitchbag from the Russians in 3D levels full of nothing but ridiculous blank spaces, giant chasms, barely modded SM64 levels, and a gaudy as hell texture set to boot.
Stupid Pile of Shit Party - A game of nothing but videos of Italian stereotypes dryhumping the couches at Ikea. Also, all difficulties are four-player CPUs set to Easy.
Shitty Parkour - Because we all need 8,762 sports spinoffs, amirite.
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