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Posted on 03-22-11 03:22:32 PM, in Smartass Parents

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Originally posted by paulguy
There is this girl.

Rayletha is a pretty stupid name too.

Reminds me of this girl I met at science camp when I was 12. Her name was Presley, and she once said she planned on naming her future child Potassium.

I am not making this up.

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Posted on 03-22-11 03:30:55 PM, in Smartass Parents

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Originally posted by Terra
Some baby names these days seem rather dumb to me.

The worst probably being "Nevaeh". It's heaven spelled backwards, for fuck's sake. What will you name her siblings? Lleh? Sedah? Noitanracnier? Obmil?

Also, the Gaelic prefix "Mac" or "Mc" means "son of". Please stop giving little girls names like "McKenzie" or "McKenna".

THANK YOU.

Seriously, I am so sick of seeing names like that. Nevaeh is a particularly bad one.

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Posted on 03-22-11 05:28:47 PM, in What are you listening to now?

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Get It Up - Mindless Self Indulgence

It's a song about erectile dysfunction. That's all there is to say on the matter.

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Posted on 03-22-11 05:39:05 PM, in Smartass Parents

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And then, of course, there's this madness.

Anyone who considers naming their kid Espn or De'Liberately or Gherkin needs to be sterilized and also forbidden from adopting.

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Posted on 03-22-11 05:52:47 PM, in Smartass Parents

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Originally posted by Terra
Can we ban the apostrophe from all baby names? Please please please?

Also...someone seriously named their kid Butterball? And Pumpkin? You're naming humans, not items of food!

I've heard of ESPN being a name. I wonder if any babies are named NBC, or Cartoon Network, or The History Channel.

When I have a daughter her name will be Pum'kin Cartoonetwork Obmil McDonald's Nickel.

(Kidding, obviously. But now I have to use that name for like a comic or something.)

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Posted on 03-22-11 06:24:50 PM, in Smartass Parents (last edited by Auxiliatrix at 03-22-11 03:25 PM)

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Thankfully, the first one (Le-a) is probably an urban legend.

The second one (embarrassing medical terms used as names) is also probably an urban legend, but I've heard people who swear to God that they actually met a kid named Female (pronounced "fuh-MAL-ee") or what have you, and it seems more likely than the Le-a thing, so...that one could plausibly have happened at some point in time.

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Posted on 03-22-11 07:52:50 PM, in Smartass Parents

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Originally posted by Bloodstar
Originally posted by Zero One
My username is 7 characters long too...

No it's not.

This brings up the question of whether spaces truly count as characters.

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Posted on 03-23-11 03:14:21 AM, in Smartass Parents

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Originally posted by Gabu

WHY CAN'T I BE THIS BEAUTIFUL? ;-;

You already are.

I was named Johanna Denise after my grandfathers, John (paternal) and Dennis (maternal). Unfortunately, I decided that it was a conksuck name, so I changed it.

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Posted on 03-23-11 03:30:07 AM, in Smartass Parents

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Originally posted by Gabu
Originally posted by Auxiliatrix
You already are.

I was named Johanna Denise after my grandfathers, John (paternal) and Dennis (maternal). Unfortunately, I decided that it was a conksuck name, so I changed it.

YAY I'M PRETTY

Though you have to admit, at least they knew what they wanted to name you regardless of gender and stuff.

But yeah your idea's better.

Point taken. At least I got a girly name.

I know a girl whose first and middle names are Tyler Reid. I'd feel bad for her if she weren't a BLUH BLUH HUGE BITCH.

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Posted on 03-23-11 03:14:07 PM, in Smartass Parents

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Originally posted by Katelynn
I had a talk with the mother I was talking about in the original post about her daughter's name. Apparently the name was intentional, but she regrets it. She wanted to spite the father, since they weren't particularly good friends at that point, and I guess it worked. They haven't seen each other since the week their daughter was born. But she reassured me that it was for the best, so I won't make any judgments.

I asked about getting her daughter a legal name change, she'll probably do it.

Wow, that's just wrong on several levels.

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Posted on 03-23-11 07:05:44 PM, in AR Card Silliness

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DUMB QUESTION TIME!

What exactly IS an AR card?

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Posted on 03-23-11 07:33:44 PM, in AR Card Silliness

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Ahh, thanks. C:

HERE IS THE OBLIGATORY AR CARD FEATURING AR:

I love horrible puns. :I

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Posted on 03-23-11 10:07:58 PM, in Jerry beans

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What were the people behind this ad smoking when they made it? Because I'd like to try some.

I seriously wish I could come up with stuff this...interesting.

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Posted on 03-23-11 10:12:27 PM, in Flexibility

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My fingers are probably double-jointed--I can bend them back to almost a right angle without it hurting.

I can also put my legs behind my head with some effort.

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Posted on 03-23-11 11:49:51 PM, in Goofus And Gallant: THE GAME

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Goofus makes sure to turn ON his cell phone before the movie starts. And by "movie" I mean "porno".

Gallant paints beautiful pictures, but is open to constructive criticism.

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Posted on 03-24-11 09:52:17 PM, in Homestuck

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Bunping the thread to discuss recent updates.

So apparently Courtyard Droll is going on an expedition with Liv Tyler and Warweary Villien? On Grandpa's ship? This has the potential to be kind of adorable.

And apparently Gamzee is brandishing the Warhammer Of Zillyhoo, which is more troublesome.

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Posted on 03-25-11 02:28:54 AM, in Jerry beans

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Originally posted by Rick
This is what it's like when I chew on a Jelly Belly.

Unless it's licorice or juicy pear. Then it's like a raccoon got in and had diarrhea in my mouth.

I considered asking you how you knew what raccoon diarrhea tasted like.

Then I realized that, regardless of whether or not you were being hyperbolic, I probably don't want to know.

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