Acey says:

Greetings from Spokane!

My aunt's funeral is on Tuesday! FUN! :specialed:

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Acey says:

Here's the thing, Tamkis.

Elitism will get you absolutely nowhere. Neither will hatred, least of all unfounded hatred.

Believe it or not, grades are not everything. Sex is not everything. You don't have to be conventionally successful to lead a full, happy life.

Your sheer hatred of, well, nearly everyone...that concerns me. A lot. You're insisting that Barbara cheated, but what makes you think that? It's quite likely that she did well because she was very smart and a very hard worker. Trust me, if she'd cheated, chances are she would've been found out.

I'm also catching some sexism there, what with the glass ceiling comment. Women can be just as smart as men. Hell, I'm a woman myself, and not to brag, but my IQ has been measured at well above the genius level.

And yet I struggled in school, due to emotional issues (I'm bipolar and on the autism spectrum, though I'm quite high-functioning) and sheer boredom. I had no drive. It didn't make me stupid, but my grades suffered for it. See also: my above comment about grades not being everything. They are not a measure of intellect.

I honestly don't think you're going to find anyone who will be willing to date you as you are, what with your pretension and hatred. You talk yourself up like you're a friggin' deity, when you're really no better than anyone else. Everyone has their skills and weaknesses, and you're not necessarily some flawless human being solely because you do well in school.

I am guessing from a few of the things you've said that you are a religious man. Keep in mind that Jesus taught us to love thy neighbor, and get this: that includes everyone. While I am not especially religious myself, I can respect that rule.

Learn to be less of a jerk, and maybe your life will improve.

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Acey says:

The funeral featured a slideshow of my aunt's life, set to some really narmy music. It looked like a shitty YouTube fan video, except instead of, like, John and Karkat having hot yaois or whatever, it was my aunt's life.

I managed not to laugh, though.

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Acey says:

Originally posted by Girlydragon

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Birthday Boy or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Pump.

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I can't quite explain why I always laugh at the pump thing, but I do.

Happy belated birthday, Devin! :3

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Acey says:

Psh, get on my level, bitches.

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Acey says:

Originally posted by SuperBluey2749

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...eating cake...

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I like you already. What's your favorite kind? I'm pretty big on German Chocolate, myself.

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Acey says:

Everything Went Numb - Streetlight Manifesto

Been a while since I listened to some good ska...not sure why, 'cause ska is awesome (skasome?).

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Acey says:

I did different things to my hair again.




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Acey says:

I can sum up my feelings about everyone's progress using just this simple image.

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Acey says:

Y'all are so wack.

Seriously, the craze over this game is hilarious to me. It really is addictive, though, so...

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Acey says:

oh yeah grandma give me summa that sugar

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Acey says:

Oh, come on, Gabu. Accept your grandma fetish. Accept it.

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