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Yes. BANANA SLUG. Sorry, I'm an idiot. 
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$16,460... Now, if we see a YES behind that that price tag, we're moving on to the second car. Show us a YES!
Excellent!
Actual price, $18,655. Now, you haven't won *yet*... Ayjo, tell us about that next car.
Originally posted by Ayjo
Ayjo: Got it. It's a 2011 Dodge Wyoming, since cars named after states are neat and all. Comes with more standard features, no luxury options, and... get this: POWER STEERING!!!!!!!11111one1
Now it gets harder. As you can see, you have three prices to choose from, but the same rules still apply. Which of those do you believe is nearest to the actual retail price of the car without going over?
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$19,570 is your guess, and if there's a YES there, we're moving on to that Corvette!
YES!
It's $21,820. That's over $40,000 worth of cars, and there's still that last one to go! Ayjo!
Originally posted by Ayjo
Ayjo: It's a Chevrolet Corvette! I think that's who makes them, anyhow. If it's like, Ford, don't sue us! Comes with loads of luxury features. Anti-lock brakes, power steering again, dual airbags, a DVD player, a ... *rattles on for a few minutes* ...and leather seats! These luxury features themselves probably cost more than an entire economy car! We are talking one *hell* of a sweet ride here!
Well, we've made it to the last car... and now there are four prices. And *look* at them! Wow! Now, get *this* one right, and you're not only *a* winner, but the *biggest* winner thus far on Jul TPiR! Which of these prices is closest to the actual retail price without going over, Ninette?!
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All right... You went with $42,790... if we see a YES there, you've won all three cars. You've become the biggest winner in Jul TPiR history so far. If we find a YES under that price tag...
Space. For dramatic purposes.
Hi there Ikachan!
You got it!!
*CLANGCLANGCLANGCLANGCLANG WHOOP WHOOP WHOOOOOOOOOOOP!* (Big win klaxon. )
It was $47,277, and you've won $87,752 in cars! Congratulations, Ninette! Our biggest winner ever! And you'll be back to spin the big wheel later, so your winning ways may not be over yet!
Ayjo! After all that excitement, we need another contestant!
Originally posted by Ayjo
Ayjo: ...holy... I was sure she was gonna bomb on that-- ...ehem. Are we on? Shoot. Well... disregard that. jamosup! Come on down! You're the next contestant on the Jul Price is Right!
And here comes Unnamed Models #2 and 3 with our next item up for bids!
Originally posted by Ayjo
Ayjo: It's a tacky...err...beautiful glass-top table! It's a coffee table, actually, from our favorite generic sponsor, Furniture Makers Inc! Despite looking fragile, they say it's nigh unbreakable, so there's that.
We'll start the bidding with jamosup, followed by Terra, krutomisi, and finally MM200.
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Find 10,000 Jet Engines. Find a way to convert them into a single Jet Engine.
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Wow. I... actually made it into one of these. Well, I suppose running The Jul Price is Right, and joining games of both Jul Wheel of Fortune and Jul Deal or No Deal didn't hurt. And then there's the Nopor Puss adventure my friend started... 
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Reinforce the altar to Hydrapheetz with the one Jet Engine, the Holy Grail, and the Boulder. Then find the most pointless way possible to desecrate it.
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Make rocket out of sand.
Put sand rocket on launchpad.
Press ignition button.
Say "Yeehaw!"
(...wait. Wrong adventure. )
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5, 10, 15, 20.
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Ooh... that's promising... but given this is a bigger episode than normal, let's see how crazy I can get my total. No deal.
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Originally posted by Darkdata So, you were just bursting to tell us? Or are you full of hot air?
Booooooo! Bad joke! Bad joke! 
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Get ye flask.
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Actual retail price... $800! MM200's OMG SATANIC bid wins! Now follow me back to the big doors, and... here's what you can win!
Originally posted by Ayjo
Ayjo: A set of golf clubs, a collection of video games, and a big screen TV!
First, a set of golf clubs from "No Ifs, Ands, Or Putts", leader in stupid names among sporting goods manufacturers for over 25 years! Includes... uh, golf clubs. I don't play golf. There may or may not be a nine-iron in here. And a putter. Sorry, that's all I know about golf.
Second, a collection of game systems! An XBox 360, a Playstation 3, a Wii, and loads of games for each. Like, ten or so. Probably all licensed crap, because god forbid we should give away anything *nice*. This description seems somehow familiar!
Finally, a big screen high-definition TV! According to my notes, it's "35". But 35 *what*? Inches? Centimeters? Feet? ...whoa. That would be one huge TV, wouldn't it? No brand listed, because we picked it up at some department store.
And your game is One Wrong Price. Now, we have prices listed for each of those prizes... but one of them is *wrong*. If you can pick correctly the "One Wrong Price", you win all three of those prizes. Which do you believe it is? Is it the golf clubs, at $1,866, the games at $1,910, or the TV at $2,225?
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All right, you think the games are priced incorrectly... now, if the price of that gaming package is *anything* other than $1,910, you're a winner... Show us the right price!
You're a winner! They're actually $2,550!
And the other two were indeed correctly priced. Congratulations, MM!
Now, Ayjo, we've played two pricing games, we've had two winners. We're on our way to a perfect first half! But we'll need another contestant to help us out. Who've you got?
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Ayjo: I've got a girl here who's already been on the show once, and won our very first pricing game! A special "welcome back" to... Illumina! Come on down! You're the next contestant on the Jul Price is Right!
Our next item up for bids is...
Originally posted by Ayjo
Ayjo: Fun skiing and snowboarding equipment! Two pairs of skis and a snowboard, as well as two helmets, and things like knee and elbow pads. Perfect for some winter fun, and all made by Snowshoe!
Illumina gets the first bid, followed by jamosup, then Terra, then krutomisi.
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Originally posted by Rick You won't find any cells. Just stems.
It... it all makes sense now! Rick is a plant! 
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I like sunny days, primarily. Too many cloudy days in a row will actually affect my mood (more accurately, my depression) adversely... I like it when it rains or snows, but ugly dirty-looking grey clouds that produce nothing and do nothing but hide the beautiful blue sky just depress me.
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2, 13, 22.
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Find a reason!
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