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Posted on 07-26-07 05:51:13 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Xauna
I do not eat my hamburgers a conventional way; I absorb them through the pores on my skin, which forgoes the slow and dull digestion process you humans use and puts the nutrients directly into my system.

This isn't the Story Forum goddammit

Post like you're an actual HUMAN since that's the only species intelligent enough to post on a message board

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Posted on 07-26-07 06:45:38 PM Link | Quote
Like so.

mmmm.
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The only thing unusual I do with my burgers is occasionally eat them while walking to/from work.

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Posted on 07-27-07 03:41:46 AM Link | Quote

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Originally posted by Grey Mario
Originally posted by Xauna
I do not eat my hamburgers a conventional way; I absorb them through the pores on my skin, which forgoes the slow and dull digestion process you humans use and puts the nutrients directly into my system.

This isn't the Story Forum goddammit

Post like you're an actual HUMAN since that's the only species intelligent enough to post on a message board

It's called being funny, try not to get too steamed

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Posted on 07-27-07 05:14:19 AM Link | Quote
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Posted on 07-27-07 05:28:38 AM Link | Quote
How normal fucking people eat em?
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Posted on 07-27-07 06:39:47 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Shadic
Originally posted by Kles
Originally posted by Shadic
Originally posted by Xkeeper
I wasn't aware there were styles other than "pick up, place in mouth, bite, chew, swallow, repeat as desired".


Quoted for... Being right.

Pickles, meat, cheese, ketchup, mustard, mayonnaise, lettuce, and bacon is pretty much awesome.


That actually sounds really nasty. :X


Actually, I can't remember if you put pickles on a Bacon Cheeseburger... But besides that, how is that nasty?

Dude, it isn't a fuckin' hamburger if it don't got at LEAST four pickles.

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Posted on 07-27-07 05:17:41 PM Link | Quote
Receiving incoming transmission from The Captain...
Bun and meat. Nothing else is necessary.

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Posted on 07-27-07 06:20:14 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by The Captain
Bun and meat. Nothing else is necessary.

Not even ketchup?!?!?!

I fail to see how that counts as a "hamburger"

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Posted on 08-03-07 02:16:35 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Imajin
Originally posted by The Captain
Bun and meat. Nothing else is necessary.

Not even ketchup?!?!?!

I fail to see how that counts as a "hamburger"

That's "meat on a bun" until it's got ketchup, mustard, tomato, and pickles.

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Posted on 08-03-07 02:19:50 AM Link | Quote
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I usually have mine well-done to almost burnt -- I don't eat that much red meat as it is. I put ketchup, pickles, onions, cheese, and sometimes bacon. My grandmother can make nice hamburgers.

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Posted on 08-03-07 02:42:02 PM Link | Quote
I always have mine well done with barbeque sauce and bacon. I just pick it up and bite into it. I never finish it all, though. They're too big.

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Posted on 08-04-07 12:18:27 AM Link | Quote
Oh my god, Kattwah's layout works!
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My hamburgers are either stuffed to the brim with toppings like cheese, tomatoes, onions, pickles, etc. or when I'm in a less enthusiastic mood, I buy a burger, take everything off except the sesame seed bun, and eat that.

Then I throw the rest out.



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Posted on 08-04-07 12:21:37 AM Link | Quote
Cheeseburger minus mustard add lettuce.
I hate it when people order it special though. Especially during lunch rush.

Also, for those wondering, at Burger King:
Burger: pickles, ketchup, mustard
Whopper: mayo, lettuce, tomato, pickles, ketchup, onions
And the new Ultimate Double Whopper is just a double whopper, heavy cheese, heavy bacon.
I haven't worked burger board yet, but I think I double stacker is just two patties, two cheeses, bacon, and that horrible stacker sauce.

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Posted on 08-04-07 01:03:36 AM Link | Quote
When I receive my hamburger, I removed the buns and all other ingredients and separate them and place them on 2 different sides. Then I place the hamburger right in between them. After that, I make the food have a raging war, and whoever dies gets eaten. Ketchup is used as blood. Fries are used as a means of defense for each side. The buns use lettuce as a shield, and the tomatoes act as bomb. It all ends when one side loses its bun. After that, I just take a straw and drink my burger.

As I leave my local McDonalds, the other customers and employees wonder to themselves "WTF did I just witness" as I walk out the door.

P.S. I should actually do it sometime.
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Posted on 08-04-07 01:08:36 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Thanh
P.S. I should actually do it sometime.

Do it when I go to Easy Street next time. That way I can be there and be the voice like during the movie previews.

In a land ruled by a mysterious clown, there was war.
"Tonight, we shall dine in booth 12!"
The battle rages on.
Bun1: "This is madness!"
Bun2: "This... is... MCFLURRY!" *kick*

*is shot*

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Posted on 08-04-07 01:09:45 AM Link | Quote
Will do 8)
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Posted on 08-04-07 01:09:54 AM Link | Quote
Just go to fucking burger king, you get free refills on drinks

Atleast, here, you do.

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Posted on 08-04-07 03:08:56 AM Link | Quote
Cheeseburger with mustard and ketchup. Forget all that other shit.
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line 435 column 357 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 435 column 495 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 435 column 636 - Warning: <td> attribute "bgcolor" had invalid value "000000" and has been replaced
line 435 column 902 - Warning: <img> proprietary attribute value "absmiddle"
line 435 column 902 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 435 column 1079 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 435 column 1225 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 436 column 1414 - Warning: <img> proprietary attribute value "absmiddle"
line 436 column 1414 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 436 column 1477 - Warning: <td> attribute "bgcolor" had invalid value "702060" and has been replaced
line 436 column 1684 - Warning: <font> attribute "color" had invalid value "ffea80" and has been replaced
line 450 column 1972 - Warning: <td> attribute "width" has invalid value "24.0"
line 450 column 2075 - Warning: <td> attribute "width" has invalid value "76.0"
line 457 column 17 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 458 column 23 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 458 column 64 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 458 column 112 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 458 column 162 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 459 column 11 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 469 column 15 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 476 column 583 - Warning: <img> proprietary attribute value "absmiddle"
line 476 column 583 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 486 column 15 - Warning: <img> proprietary attribute value "absmiddle"
line 486 column 15 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 486 column 58 - Warning: <img> proprietary attribute value "absmiddle"
line 486 column 58 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 486 column 101 - Warning: <img> proprietary attribute value "absmiddle"
line 486 column 101 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 487 column 22 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
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line 498 column 15 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 510 column 671 - Warning: <img> proprietary attribute value "absmiddle"
line 510 column 671 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 516 column 37 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 530 column 692 - Warning: <font> attribute "color" had invalid value "888888" and has been replaced
line 537 column 22 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
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line 537 column 112 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 537 column 162 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
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line 548 column 15 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
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line 567 column 163 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 568 column 11 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 578 column 15 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 594 column 863 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
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line 626 column 37 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 633 column 183 - Warning: <img> proprietary attribute value "absmiddle"
line 633 column 183 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 635 column 265 - Warning: <img> proprietary attribute value "absmiddle"
line 635 column 265 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 635 column 394 - Warning: <font> attribute "color" had invalid value "888888" and has been replaced
line 640 column 37 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 651 column 636 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 651 column 721 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 651 column 780 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 651 column 839 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 651 column 899 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 654 column 1085 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 654 column 1144 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 654 column 1203 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 654 column 1263 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 654 column 1323 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 654 column 1383 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 654 column 1442 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 654 column 1501 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 662 column 22 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 662 column 63 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 662 column 112 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 662 column 162 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 663 column 11 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 673 column 15 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 689 column 43 - Warning: <img> proprietary attribute value "absmiddle"
line 689 column 140 - Warning: <img> proprietary attribute value "absmiddle"
line 689 column 242 - Warning: <img> proprietary attribute value "absmiddle"
line 698 column 25 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 703 column 267 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 390 column 164 - Warning: trimming empty <font>
line 436 column 1377 - Warning: trimming empty <b>
line 683 column 17 - Warning: trimming empty <tr>
line 125 column 68 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 141 column 68 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 164 column 47 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 192 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 220 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 247 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 280 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 282 column 72 - Warning: <table> proprietary attribute "background"
line 283 column 1099 - Warning: <table> proprietary attribute "height"
line 315 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 328 column 47 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 362 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 364 column 72 - Warning: <table> proprietary attribute "height"
line 364 column 118 - Warning: <tr> proprietary attribute "height"
line 364 column 383 - Warning: <tr> proprietary attribute "height"
line 388 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 390 column 72 - Warning: <table> proprietary attribute "height"
line 390 column 126 - Warning: <td> proprietary attribute "border"
line 404 column 47 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 433 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 435 column 73 - Warning: <table> proprietary attribute "height"
line 435 column 73 - Warning: <table> proprietary attribute "background"
line 435 column 244 - Warning: <table> proprietary attribute "height"
line 435 column 421 - Warning: <td> proprietary attribute "background"
line 435 column 558 - Warning: <td> proprietary attribute "background"
line 435 column 989 - Warning: <td> proprietary attribute "background"
line 435 column 1147 - Warning: <td> proprietary attribute "background"
line 436 column 1477 - Warning: <td> proprietary attribute "background"
line 450 column 1834 - Warning: <table> proprietary attribute "height"
line 450 column 1834 - Warning: <table> proprietary attribute "background"
line 450 column 1972 - Warning: <td> proprietary attribute "background"
line 474 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 503 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 521 column 47 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 553 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 583 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 585 column 73 - Warning: <table> proprietary attribute "height"
line 618 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 631 column 47 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 645 column 47 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 647 column 344 - Warning: <table> proprietary attribute "height"
line 678 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
Info: Document content looks like HTML5
Info: No system identifier in emitted doctype
Tidy found 389 warnings and 2 errors!

The alt attribute should be used to give a short description
of an image; longer descriptions should be given with the
longdesc attribute which takes a URL linked to the description.
These measures are needed for people using non-graphical browsers.

For further advice on how to make your pages accessible
see http://www.w3.org/WAI/GL.
You are recommended to use CSS to specify the font and
properties such as its size and color. This will reduce
the size of HTML files and make them easier to maintain
compared with using <FONT> elements.

You are recommended to use CSS to control line wrapping.
Use "white-space: nowrap" to inhibit wrapping in place
of inserting <NOBR>...</NOBR> into the markup.

About HTML Tidy: https://github.com/htacg/tidy-html5
Bug reports and comments: https://github.com/htacg/tidy-html5/issues
Official mailing list: https://lists.w3.org/Archives/Public/public-htacg/
Latest HTML specification: http://dev.w3.org/html5/spec-author-view/
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English? Consider helping us to localize HTML Tidy. For details please see
https://github.com/htacg/tidy-html5/blob/master/README/LOCALIZE.md