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Posted on 07-26-07 01:14:25 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by ShaddowK
I have infected Gray Mario with my lucky star-rus, have I?

I eat them normally, they way people on the commrecials do. It just goes faster.

yes you have

yes you have


Also, McDonalds sucks. Their goddamn Big Mac tastes like the food in a fucking retirement home.

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Posted on 07-26-07 01:15:32 AM Link | Quote
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Don't eat a Big Mac?

Doi?

It's the sauce. It tastes like...well you see what it looks like. I shouldn't have to go into the details.

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Posted on 07-26-07 01:16:57 AM Link | Quote
I actually like Big Macs a lot...

I ordered one at a Burger King once...

They looked mad.

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Posted on 07-26-07 01:19:59 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by ShaddowK
I actually like Big Macs a lot...

I ordered one at a Burger King once...

They looked mad.

I should walk into Wendy's someday and order like so:

"I'd like a burger with real flavor and a stick of dynamite to blow up this crappy establishment, please."

Wendy's food went down the shitter when DT died.

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Posted on 07-26-07 01:20:40 AM Link | Quote
I like Wendy's... I order 5 Jr. Bacon Cheeseburgers for 5 bucks, and walk away very very full.

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Posted on 07-26-07 01:21:44 AM Link | Quote
On the subject on Big Macs, why are they even called Big Macs in the first place? They don't even look that big last time I ate one.

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Posted on 07-26-07 01:34:39 AM Link | Quote
Because a Big Guy named Mac invented them.

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Posted on 07-26-07 04:05:05 AM Link | Quote
Would you be as inclined to buy it if it was just called a Mac?

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Posted on 07-26-07 04:48:59 AM Link | Quote
I eat them plain. Lets me savour the meat that way.

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Posted on 07-26-07 10:31:35 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Shadic
Originally posted by Xkeeper
I wasn't aware there were styles other than "pick up, place in mouth, bite, chew, swallow, repeat as desired".


Quoted for... Being right.

Pickles, meat, cheese, ketchup, mustard, mayonnaise, lettuce, and bacon is pretty much awesome.


That actually sounds really nasty. :X

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Posted on 07-26-07 10:51:43 AM Link | Quote
I eat my hamburgers the normal way... Except I did this joke two months ago. Still funny how someone else also came up with it after lucky star.
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Posted on 07-26-07 10:53:26 AM Link | Quote

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On that note:

bun, burger (medium), cheese, lettuce, tomato, pickles, onions, ketchup, mayo, mustard.

This is the mondoburger.

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Posted on 07-26-07 10:56:14 AM Link | Quote

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My hamburgers are something I eat without that much stuff in it (but when we do them at home, it's like 3lbs of meat for 4 hamburgers, so the size isn't that bad =D)

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Posted on 07-26-07 12:35:41 PM Link | Quote
I do not eat my hamburgers a conventional way; I absorb them through the pores on my skin, which forgoes the slow and dull digestion process you humans use and puts the nutrients directly into my system.
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Posted on 07-26-07 01:30:25 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Xkeeper
On that note:

bun, burger (medium), cheese, lettuce, tomato, pickles, onions, ketchup, mayo, mustard.

This is the mondoburger.


I thought you were talking about the Krabby Patty for a second

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Posted on 07-26-07 01:47:08 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Xauna
I do not eat my hamburgers a conventional way; I absorb them through the pores on my skin, which forgoes the slow and dull digestion process you humans use and puts the nutrients directly into my system.


Man that's so inefficient!

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Posted on 07-26-07 03:04:40 PM Link | Quote
Mustard and ketchup.

I detest tomatoes and onions so take that out right away. Maybe I could go with cheese and bacon but that's about it.
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Originally posted by Ranko
Don't eat a Big Mac?

Doi?

It's the sauce. It tastes like...well you see what it looks like. I shouldn't have to go into the details.

It's Thousand Island dressing.

As for my burgers, if I'm making them myself, I have medium rare, and depending on my mood, any or all of: Ketchup, Mayo, Lettuce, Pickles, Tomato.

And my recent fast food preference is the Baconator. Because I love congestive heart failure.

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line 366 column 15 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 378 column 1610 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
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line 417 column 16 - Warning: <img> proprietary attribute value "absmiddle"
line 417 column 16 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
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line 417 column 59 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
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line 417 column 102 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
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line 417 column 145 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
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line 417 column 188 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
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line 477 column 112 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 477 column 162 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 488 column 15 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 496 column 235 - Warning: <table> attribute "bgcolor" had invalid value "016F9D" and has been replaced
line 496 column 324 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
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line 556 column 406 - Warning: <img> proprietary attribute value "absmiddle"
line 556 column 406 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
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line 583 column 3341 - Warning: <td> anchor "lotoptd" already defined
line 583 column 3382 - Warning: <td> anchor "lolefttd" already defined
line 583 column 3405 - Warning: <td> anchor "lomaintd" already defined
line 585 column 3931 - Warning: <td> anchor "lorighttd" already defined
line 585 column 3964 - Warning: <td> anchor "lobottomtd" already defined
line 593 column 22 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
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line 637 column 16 - Warning: <img> proprietary attribute value "absmiddle"
line 637 column 16 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 637 column 59 - Warning: <img> proprietary attribute value "absmiddle"
line 637 column 59 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 637 column 102 - Warning: <img> proprietary attribute value "absmiddle"
line 637 column 102 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 637 column 145 - Warning: <img> proprietary attribute value "absmiddle"
line 637 column 145 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 637 column 188 - Warning: <img> proprietary attribute value "absmiddle"
line 637 column 188 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 637 column 231 - Warning: <img> proprietary attribute value "absmiddle"
line 637 column 231 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 637 column 274 - Warning: <img> proprietary attribute value "absmiddle"
line 637 column 274 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 637 column 317 - Warning: <img> proprietary attribute value "absmiddle"
line 637 column 317 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 637 column 360 - Warning: <img> proprietary attribute value "absmiddle"
line 637 column 360 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 637 column 403 - Warning: <img> proprietary attribute value "absmiddle"
line 637 column 403 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
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line 638 column 63 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 638 column 112 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
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line 639 column 11 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 649 column 15 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 656 column 493 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 656 column 959 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 665 column 1723 - Warning: <td> attribute "width" has invalid value "0.7"
line 665 column 1812 - Warning: <td> attribute "width" has invalid value "99.3"
line 674 column 43 - Warning: <img> proprietary attribute value "absmiddle"
line 674 column 140 - Warning: <img> proprietary attribute value "absmiddle"
line 674 column 242 - Warning: <img> proprietary attribute value "absmiddle"
line 683 column 25 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 688 column 267 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 283 column 3460 - Warning: trimming empty <span>
line 550 column 72 - Warning: trimming empty <span>
line 656 column 1099 - Warning: trimming empty <tt>
line 656 column 1077 - Warning: trimming empty <font>
line 668 column 17 - Warning: trimming empty <tr>
line 125 column 68 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 141 column 68 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 164 column 47 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 197 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 199 column 1827 - Warning: <table> proprietary attribute "height"
line 199 column 1944 - Warning: <table> proprietary attribute "height"
line 203 column 2454 - Warning: <table> proprietary attribute "height"
line 219 column 47 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 235 column 47 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 256 column 47 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 281 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 294 column 47 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 319 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 321 column 72 - Warning: <table> proprietary attribute "height"
line 321 column 72 - Warning: <table> proprietary attribute "background"
line 321 column 174 - Warning: <table> proprietary attribute "height"
line 345 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 371 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 373 column 72 - Warning: <table> proprietary attribute "background"
line 374 column 1099 - Warning: <table> proprietary attribute "height"
line 402 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 434 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 460 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 493 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 496 column 13 - Warning: <table> proprietary attribute "height"
line 496 column 235 - Warning: <table> proprietary attribute "height"
line 522 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 548 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 581 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 609 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 627 column 47 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 654 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 656 column 337 - Warning: <table> proprietary attribute "height"
line 665 column 1682 - Warning: <table> proprietary attribute "height"
line 665 column 1723 - Warning: <td> proprietary attribute "background"
Info: Document content looks like HTML5
Info: No system identifier in emitted doctype
Tidy found 428 warnings and 0 errors!


The alt attribute should be used to give a short description
of an image; longer descriptions should be given with the
longdesc attribute which takes a URL linked to the description.
These measures are needed for people using non-graphical browsers.

For further advice on how to make your pages accessible
see http://www.w3.org/WAI/GL.
You are recommended to use CSS to specify the font and
properties such as its size and color. This will reduce
the size of HTML files and make them easier to maintain
compared with using <FONT> elements.

You are recommended to use CSS to control line wrapping.
Use "white-space: nowrap" to inhibit wrapping in place
of inserting <NOBR>...</NOBR> into the markup.

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Bug reports and comments: https://github.com/htacg/tidy-html5/issues
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English? Consider helping us to localize HTML Tidy. For details please see
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