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Posted on 07-25-07 11:38:18 PM

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I tend to dissect mine and chew on the meat once I get to it.

I eat it in order of top bun, tomato, pickle, bottom bun, and meat.

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Posted on 07-25-07 11:41:36 PM

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With my mouth?

You know, I've never really thought about it...

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Posted on 07-25-07 11:42:23 PM

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...dangit you are reminding me of the first episode of Lucky Star when they discuss similar matters like this for 10 minutes.

Anyway, needs to be burned on the edges, and I just stick it between two buns, put cheese on it, and chow down. Standard way of eating it. Sometimes I like bacon in between if it is fast food burgers.

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Posted on 07-25-07 11:42:42 PM

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Daily Cycle II ~ 1263

I wasn't aware there were styles other than "pick up, place in mouth, bite, chew, swallow, repeat as desired".

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Posted on 07-25-07 11:43:17 PM

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Originally posted by cpubasic13
...dangit you are reminding me of the first episode of Lucky Star when they discuss similar matters like this for 10 minutes.

Anyway, needs to be burned on the edges, and I just stick it between two buns, put cheese on it, and chow down. Standard way of eating it. Sometimes I like bacon in between if it is fast food burgers.

Dude, that's 80% of the reason for this thread. xD

The other 20% was because I was eating a hamburger at the time.

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Posted on 07-25-07 11:54:41 PM

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Originally posted by Xkeeper
I wasn't aware there were styles other than "pick up, place in mouth, bite, chew, swallow, repeat as desired".

This.

That's how I eat them. If anything falls out, I pick it up and eat it.

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Posted on 07-25-07 11:59:18 PM

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Originally posted by Grey Mario
I tend to dissect mine and chew on the meat once I get to it.

I eat it in order of top bun, tomato, pickle, bottom bun, and meat.

So I'm the only person on this board who eats them like this?

How odd, I thought there'd be more people like that.

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Posted on 07-26-07 12:02:18 AM

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Receiving incoming transmission from The Captain...

Originally posted by Xkeeper
I wasn't aware there were styles other than "pick up, place in mouth, bite, chew, swallow, repeat as desired".

Theoretically, one could eat a hamburger with a fork and knife.

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Posted on 07-26-07 12:47:53 AM

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Originally posted by The Captain

Originally posted by Xkeeper
I wasn't aware there were styles other than "pick up, place in mouth, bite, chew, swallow, repeat as desired".

Theoretically, one could eat a hamburger with a fork and knife.

Theoretically, a black hole could spontaneously come into existence right next to the board server and blow it up, but will it happen? No.

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Posted on 07-26-07 12:48:56 AM

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In turkey form with tomatoes and no bun

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Posted on 07-26-07 12:50:02 AM

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Pick up Burger, eat it...

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Posted on 07-26-07 12:53:08 AM

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I eat burgers normally, though I make sure that absolutely nothing gets on me; I do not want burger juice on my shirt, or arm, or hand, or finger, pretty much anywhere but my mouth, I do not want burger. To make this less one-liners, how about preferred toppings, etc? I just eat a normal burger with cheese, nothing interesting there, but I'm sure someone here has some nutty burger concoction.

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Posted on 07-26-07 12:56:36 AM

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	I eat my hamburgers the way Xkeeper mentioned. As for toppings, I usually have only cheese on mine. I'm not very fond of vegetables. ____________________

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Posted on 07-26-07 12:59:02 AM

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Well, I can't stand tomatoes (too soggy), but usually smother my burger in tons of ketchup, and like cheese and lettuce, and the occasional pickle isn't bad... yes, rather boring..

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Posted on 07-26-07 12:59:58 AM

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Chicken Sandwich > Hamburger

nuff said.

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Posted on 07-26-07 01:08:03 AM

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Turkey Burger > Chicken Sandwich.

DON'T skimp on the pickles or the tomato.

Bonus points if there's cheese AND bacon.

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Posted on 07-26-07 01:09:34 AM

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Simplicity v1.1

I'd agree with the Chicken Sandwich remark depending on the day.

Most of mine are 'near complete inhalation on first bite'.

That said, I can take out 3 McDonald's Cheeseburgers in 5 minutes without really thinking about it. It's not that I'm trying to rush or anything but that's about the speed I do it at all the time I tend to be excessively hungry right around lunch.

If I was really trying, I could probably do it in under 2 no problem.

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Posted on 07-26-07 01:11:49 AM

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McDonalds Double Cheese Burgers are utter win :>

ChickfilA Chicken Sandwitches............*jumps into the car and steps on the gas*

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Posted on 07-26-07 01:12:30 AM

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I have infected Gray Mario with my lucky star-rus, have I?

I eat them normally, they way people on the commrecials do. It just goes faster.

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line 358 column 808 - Warning: <font> attribute "color" had invalid value "888888" and has been replaced
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line 364 column 16 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 364 column 59 - Warning: <img> proprietary attribute value "absmiddle"
line 364 column 59 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
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line 364 column 102 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
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line 364 column 145 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
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line 364 column 188 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
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line 383 column 112 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
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line 419 column 17 - Warning: <img> proprietary attribute value "absmiddle"
line 419 column 17 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 419 column 60 - Warning: <img> proprietary attribute value "absmiddle"
line 419 column 60 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 419 column 103 - Warning: <img> proprietary attribute value "absmiddle"
line 419 column 103 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 419 column 146 - Warning: <img> proprietary attribute value "absmiddle"
line 419 column 146 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 419 column 189 - Warning: <img> proprietary attribute value "absmiddle"
line 419 column 189 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
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line 419 column 232 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
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line 419 column 275 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
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line 419 column 318 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
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line 449 column 15 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
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line 449 column 58 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 449 column 101 - Warning: <img> proprietary attribute value "absmiddle"
line 449 column 101 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
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line 449 column 144 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 449 column 187 - Warning: <img> proprietary attribute value "absmiddle"
line 449 column 187 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 449 column 230 - Warning: <img> proprietary attribute value "absmiddle"
line 449 column 230 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 449 column 273 - Warning: <img> proprietary attribute value "absmiddle"
line 449 column 273 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 449 column 316 - Warning: <img> proprietary attribute value "absmiddle"
line 449 column 316 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 449 column 359 - Warning: <img> proprietary attribute value "absmiddle"
line 449 column 359 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
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line 475 column 15 - Warning: <img> proprietary attribute value "absmiddle"
line 475 column 15 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
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line 475 column 58 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
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line 475 column 101 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 475 column 144 - Warning: <img> proprietary attribute value "absmiddle"
line 475 column 144 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
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line 494 column 3374 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
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line 502 column 163 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 503 column 11 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 513 column 15 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 520 column 72 - Warning: <table> attribute "bgcolor" had invalid value "7C0800" and has been replaced
line 520 column 126 - Warning: <td> attribute "bgcolor" had invalid value "990000" and has been replaced
line 520 column 164 - Warning: <font> attribute "color" had invalid value "FFFFFF" and has been replaced
line 528 column 23 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
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line 539 column 15 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 548 column 187 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 549 column 291 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 555 column 37 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 566 column 323 - Warning: <font> attribute "color" had invalid value "888888" and has been replaced
line 573 column 23 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
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line 598 column 2992 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
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line 630 column 279 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 631 column 383 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 637 column 37 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 646 column 338 - Warning: <font> attribute "color" had invalid value "888888" and has been replaced
line 654 column 43 - Warning: <img> proprietary attribute value "absmiddle"
line 654 column 140 - Warning: <img> proprietary attribute value "absmiddle"
line 654 column 242 - Warning: <img> proprietary attribute value "absmiddle"
line 663 column 25 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 668 column 267 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 295 column 289 - Warning: trimming empty <font>
line 295 column 270 - Warning: trimming empty <font>
line 342 column 265 - Warning: trimming empty <font>
line 438 column 72 - Warning: trimming empty <font>
line 494 column 3462 - Warning: trimming empty <span>
line 648 column 17 - Warning: trimming empty <tr>
line 125 column 68 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 141 column 68 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 164 column 47 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 191 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 193 column 72 - Warning: <table> proprietary attribute "height"
line 193 column 126 - Warning: <td> proprietary attribute "border"
line 219 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 221 column 72 - Warning: <table> proprietary attribute "height"
line 247 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 263 column 47 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 293 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 295 column 72 - Warning: <table> proprietary attribute "height"
line 295 column 72 - Warning: <table> proprietary attribute "background"
line 295 column 174 - Warning: <table> proprietary attribute "height"
line 310 column 47 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 340 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 342 column 72 - Warning: <table> proprietary attribute "height"
line 342 column 118 - Warning: <tr> proprietary attribute "height"
line 343 column 667 - Warning: <tr> proprietary attribute "height"
line 354 column 47 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 381 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 409 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 436 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 438 column 115 - Warning: <table> proprietary attribute "background"
line 466 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 492 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 518 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 520 column 72 - Warning: <table> proprietary attribute "height"
line 520 column 126 - Warning: <td> proprietary attribute "border"
line 544 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 560 column 47 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 589 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 591 column 1827 - Warning: <table> proprietary attribute "height"
line 591 column 1944 - Warning: <table> proprietary attribute "height"
line 597 column 2769 - Warning: <table> proprietary attribute "height"
line 626 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 642 column 47 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
Info: Document content looks like HTML5
Info: No system identifier in emitted doctype
Tidy found 443 warnings and 0 errors!

The alt attribute should be used to give a short description
of an image; longer descriptions should be given with the
longdesc attribute which takes a URL linked to the description.
These measures are needed for people using non-graphical browsers.

For further advice on how to make your pages accessible
see http://www.w3.org/WAI/GL.
You are recommended to use CSS to specify the font and
properties such as its size and color. This will reduce
the size of HTML files and make them easier to maintain
compared with using <FONT> elements.

You are recommended to use CSS to control line wrapping.
Use "white-space: nowrap" to inhibit wrapping in place
of inserting <NOBR>...</NOBR> into the markup.

About HTML Tidy: https://github.com/htacg/tidy-html5
Bug reports and comments: https://github.com/htacg/tidy-html5/issues
Official mailing list: https://lists.w3.org/Archives/Public/public-htacg/
Latest HTML specification: http://dev.w3.org/html5/spec-author-view/
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English? Consider helping us to localize HTML Tidy. For details please see
https://github.com/htacg/tidy-html5/blob/master/README/LOCALIZE.md