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Posted on 07-23-07 07:08:51 PM

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....Laptops...Out of a vending machine. Huh. Maybe they might be onto something with that whole 'everything in a vending machine' thing.

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I found people selling their souls on Ebay before. It redefines the meaning of the category "Live auction", and brings worry when the category "Baby" shows up.

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Posted on 07-23-07 07:11:24 PM

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I doubt that much, but at the same time... you never know

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Posted on 07-23-07 07:11:34 PM

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Originally posted by Retegido
I found people selling their souls on Ebay before. It redefines the meaning of the category "Live auction", and brings worry when the category "Baby" shows up.

AND A WONDERFUL FIRST POST FOR RETIGGY!

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Posted on 07-23-07 07:12:16 PM

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Laptops out of a vending machine? That's a lot of money to put in a vending machine...

The subway tickets here are now from vending machines, which give all their change in coins- which is a great annoyance if you just want one ride ($2.00) but only have a $20.00 bill....

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Posted on 07-23-07 07:12:17 PM

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I thought eBay stopped those kinds of auctions

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Posted on 07-23-07 07:12:41 PM

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I think someone made a cardboard XBox360 a while back and sold it on EBay. I think it was successful, too.

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Posted on 07-23-07 07:14:52 PM

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Originally posted by Retegido
I found people selling their souls on Ebay before. It redefines the meaning of the category "Live auction", and brings worry when the category "Baby" shows up.

...Yeesh, and I thought I saw fucked up stuff as-is. But soul selling? Sheesh. >_>;;

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Posted on 07-23-07 07:41:12 PM

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it'd be even scarier if they actually SOLD

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Posted on 07-23-07 07:42:08 PM

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Bought by: Satan666 (Buyer Rating: **---)

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Posted on 07-23-07 07:42:30 PM

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Originally posted by Imajin
Bought by: Satan666 (Buyer Rating: **---)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHASHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA

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666+++ WOULD BUY AGAIN?

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Posted on 07-23-07 10:19:44 PM

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Sure, I'll buy three. And give me some butt paste while you're at it.

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Posted on 07-23-07 11:36:45 PM

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I still don't really understand butt paste.

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Homosoap is the shit

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Posted on 07-24-07 04:04:49 PM

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Originally posted by Someguy

Homosoap is the shit

omfg direct linker

I'm still waiting for those card pics

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Posted on 07-24-07 04:09:40 PM

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you made it 2x worse, you know.

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Originally posted by Someguy
you made it 2x worse, you know.

ha ha ha very funny

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Daily Cycle II ~ 1267

That reminds me, I've seen (gag) gifts for things like "butt floss" ...

Sometimes I wish I wasn't mentally forced to read whatever is placed in front of me

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Then there was the "cursed Mario figurine" I found on Yahoo! Auctions. Or perhaps the Mario Neon signs. Or, even weirder, the cheese sandwich with the Virgin Mary's appearance on it, which was bought for way too much money. ____________________
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line 461 column 614 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 467 column 43 - Warning: <img> proprietary attribute value "absmiddle"
line 467 column 43 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 467 column 86 - Warning: <img> proprietary attribute value "absmiddle"
line 467 column 86 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 467 column 129 - Warning: <img> proprietary attribute value "absmiddle"
line 467 column 129 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 467 column 172 - Warning: <img> proprietary attribute value "absmiddle"
line 467 column 172 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 467 column 215 - Warning: <img> proprietary attribute value "absmiddle"
line 467 column 215 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 467 column 258 - Warning: <img> proprietary attribute value "absmiddle"
line 467 column 258 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 467 column 301 - Warning: <img> proprietary attribute value "absmiddle"
line 467 column 301 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 469 column 33 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 474 column 37 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 481 column 299 - Warning: <td> attribute "bgcolor" had invalid value "000033" and has been replaced
line 481 column 404 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 481 column 429 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 481 column 454 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 481 column 479 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 481 column 504 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 481 column 541 - Warning: <td> attribute "bgcolor" had invalid value "999999" and has been replaced
line 483 column 958 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 484 column 1032 - Warning: <td> attribute "bgcolor" had invalid value "000033" and has been replaced
line 496 column 37 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 503 column 162 - Warning: <img> proprietary attribute value "absmiddle"
line 503 column 162 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 503 column 291 - Warning: <font> attribute "color" had invalid value "888888" and has been replaced
line 508 column 37 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 515 column 118 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 517 column 199 - Warning: <img> proprietary attribute value "absmiddle"
line 517 column 199 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 517 column 322 - Warning: <font> attribute "color" had invalid value "888888" and has been replaced
line 522 column 37 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 529 column 194 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 531 column 275 - Warning: <img> proprietary attribute value "absmiddle"
line 531 column 275 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 535 column 413 - Warning: <img> proprietary attribute value "absmiddle"
line 535 column 413 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 535 column 542 - Warning: <font> attribute "color" had invalid value "888888" and has been replaced
line 540 column 37 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 547 column 223 - Warning: <font> attribute "color" had invalid value "888888" and has been replaced
line 552 column 37 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 562 column 273 - Warning: <img> proprietary attribute value "absmiddle"
line 562 column 273 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 562 column 399 - Warning: <font> attribute "color" had invalid value "888888" and has been replaced
line 569 column 23 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 569 column 64 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 569 column 113 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 569 column 163 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 570 column 11 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 580 column 15 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 588 column 368 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 590 column 700 - Warning: <img> proprietary attribute value "absmiddle"
line 590 column 700 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 591 column 809 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 599 column 17 - Warning: <img> proprietary attribute value "absmiddle"
line 599 column 17 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 599 column 60 - Warning: <img> proprietary attribute value "absmiddle"
line 599 column 60 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 599 column 103 - Warning: <img> proprietary attribute value "absmiddle"
line 599 column 103 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 599 column 146 - Warning: <img> proprietary attribute value "absmiddle"
line 599 column 146 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 599 column 189 - Warning: <img> proprietary attribute value "absmiddle"
line 599 column 189 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 599 column 232 - Warning: <img> proprietary attribute value "absmiddle"
line 599 column 232 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 599 column 275 - Warning: <img> proprietary attribute value "absmiddle"
line 599 column 275 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 599 column 318 - Warning: <img> proprietary attribute value "absmiddle"
line 599 column 318 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 599 column 361 - Warning: <img> proprietary attribute value "absmiddle"
line 599 column 361 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 600 column 23 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 600 column 64 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 600 column 113 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 600 column 163 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 601 column 11 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 611 column 15 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 620 column 297 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 620 column 379 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 620 column 404 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 620 column 429 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 620 column 454 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 620 column 479 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 629 column 43 - Warning: <img> proprietary attribute value "absmiddle"
line 629 column 140 - Warning: <img> proprietary attribute value "absmiddle"
line 629 column 241 - Warning: <img> proprietary attribute value "absmiddle"
line 638 column 25 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 643 column 267 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 618 column 72 - Warning: trimming empty <font>
line 623 column 17 - Warning: trimming empty <tr>
line 125 column 68 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 141 column 68 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 177 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 204 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 230 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 232 column 72 - Warning: <table> proprietary attribute "height"
line 257 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 259 column 72 - Warning: <table> proprietary attribute "background"
line 260 column 1099 - Warning: <table> proprietary attribute "height"
line 286 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 288 column 72 - Warning: <table> proprietary attribute "height"
line 288 column 126 - Warning: <td> proprietary attribute "border"
line 314 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 316 column 72 - Warning: <table> proprietary attribute "height"
line 341 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 367 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 390 column 47 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 392 column 490 - Warning: <td> proprietary attribute "background"
line 415 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 417 column 72 - Warning: <table> proprietary attribute "height"
line 417 column 126 - Warning: <td> proprietary attribute "border"
line 430 column 47 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 458 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 460 column 72 - Warning: <table> proprietary attribute "height"
line 479 column 47 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 481 column 541 - Warning: <td> proprietary attribute "background"
line 501 column 47 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 513 column 47 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 527 column 47 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 545 column 47 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 557 column 47 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 585 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 616 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 618 column 115 - Warning: <table> proprietary attribute "background"
Info: Document content looks like HTML5
Info: No system identifier in emitted doctype
Tidy found 414 warnings and 0 errors!

The alt attribute should be used to give a short description
of an image; longer descriptions should be given with the
longdesc attribute which takes a URL linked to the description.
These measures are needed for people using non-graphical browsers.

For further advice on how to make your pages accessible
see http://www.w3.org/WAI/GL.
You are recommended to use CSS to specify the font and
properties such as its size and color. This will reduce
the size of HTML files and make them easier to maintain
compared with using <FONT> elements.

You are recommended to use CSS to control line wrapping.
Use "white-space: nowrap" to inhibit wrapping in place
of inserting <NOBR>...</NOBR> into the markup.

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Bug reports and comments: https://github.com/htacg/tidy-html5/issues
Official mailing list: https://lists.w3.org/Archives/Public/public-htacg/
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English? Consider helping us to localize HTML Tidy. For details please see
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