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Posted on 09-10-18 07:09:25 AM (last edited by dotUser at 09-10-18 07:09:54 AM) Link | Quote


And what is a hat, but underwear for the skull.

I've stood on a precipice of disaster for longer than I'd hope.
Waking moments faked to fulfill something unreal to me, unreal to the world.
We're all trapped here together, but some forced to adapt where others are let wander free.
It's a cold feeling, not having a hat. But, with a hat you're but a shape defined falsely.
Let the hats be thrown. Left to be swept by the wind.







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Posted on 09-12-18 10:55:46 PM Link | Quote
asleep: wearing hats
deep: wearing ribbons and/or flowers in your hair



actually does wearing ribbons/flowers in your hair count as a type of hat

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Posted on 09-15-18 07:14:39 PM Link | Quote
Definition of hat
1 : a covering for the head usually having a shaped crown and brim
2 a : a distinctive head covering worn as a symbol of office
b : an office, position, or role assumed by or as if by the wearing of a special hat wore many hats in her career


I don't think so, and I don't think the dictionary does, either. Those would be more of a hair accessory, wouldn't they?

Unless it was a really big ribbon.

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Posted on 09-15-18 07:25:22 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Xkeeper
2 a : a distinctive head covering worn as a symbol of office


What if your ribbon represents you symbol of office?

head covering is vague and would also include any kind of non-solid drapery. This means hoods are hats, too. But they're not particularly solid things.

And if you recall.

Originally posted by dotuser
And what is a hat, but underwear for the skull.


I imagine if others feel the same, there IS some pretty scant underwear.

So why not for the skull?
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Posted on 09-15-18 11:19:45 PM Link | Quote
so what you're saying is wearing ribbons and flowers in your hair means you're scantily-clad, brainwise (skullwise)

i mean, i can live with that

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Posted on 10-31-18 12:18:26 AM Link | Quote
Proliferating professional scant hunderwear has become an increasingly common hobby.

I will one day own the largest Hat's Secret in the world, and become truly historical.

Or was it hysterical?

Mad.

That one, mad.

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Posted on 12-12-18 10:01:49 AM Link | Quote

I soppose a flower crown would definitely count.

Headwear is an area brimming with opportunity for puns and wordplay. I'm surprised people haven't made a hatstart with it. Sure it wouldn't be a crowning moment, but does it have to be?

sorry :3

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