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GIRL'S GOT A PENITENTIARY BODY
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Posted on 07-23-07 06:47:31 PM Link | Quote

Science is one of my best subjects.

So, during our human reproduction unit this year (again. Except it's more IN DEPTH), our teacher did some... strange things. Like cracking jokes about shrinkage, throwing a model of an infant down on the floor and kicking it... Um. Yeah.

And the video we watched showed the start of some massive bike-a-thon thing as a metaphor for ejaculation.

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Acmlmboard - commit 47be4dc [2021-08-23]
©2000-2022 Acmlm, Xkeeper, Kaito Sinclaire, et al.

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