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Rachel Mae

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Posted on 03-15-12 12:14:10 AM Link | Quote
(D.B.S. = destroy bad sites)

We are LIVE and READY TO GO to destroy bad websites once and for all!

Our first target: MICRO$OFT! They have way too much money and make bad Xboxes that BREAK ON PURPOSE! Also they made Windows Vista and Windows 8! YUCK! Time to die, Bill Gates!!

Here's the plan to TAKE DOWN MICRO$OFT from the INSIDE!

1: SamuelEarl666 and Megaman511again, our top operatives, will hack into M$'s main database and ERASE EVERYTHING!
2: Everyone else will wait for my signal (I haven't planned this part yet! )

Ready everyone? LET'S ROCK!!!

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Posted on 03-15-12 12:18:03 AM (last edited by Xkeeper at 03-15-12 07:59 PM) Link | Quote
<object width="420" height="350"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Ne0TksRJiGM?version=3&hl=en_US" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="420" height="350" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"></embed></object>

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Gabu

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Posted on 03-15-12 12:27:32 AM Link | Quote
For some reason, I always heard that as 'report'.

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Posted on 03-15-12 12:37:58 AM Link | Quote
Can I be a Spy?! I always wanted to run around in a suit and ski mask, wielding a butterfly knife!

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Posted on 03-15-12 12:39:30 AM (last edited by Reshiram at 03-14-12 09:40 PM) Link | Quote
Possibility doesn't dictate what you can do.
Originally posted by Gabu
For some reason, I always heard that as 'report'.

Woah, I did too! I think it's because it's after the mission briefing, and being used to hearing random words in videogames said without much context I figured it was report.


Never thought the game was wishing me Good Luck! How nice of it! We all should learn from it, and wish good luck too to our friends in such a perilous and difficult, but important task.

We're all counting on you!

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Posted on 03-15-12 12:50:42 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Gabu
For some reason, I always heard that as 'report'.

And I've always heard it as "Remark", which makes basically no sense.
Gabu

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Posted on 03-15-12 01:45:35 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Reshiram
Originally posted by Gabu
For some reason, I always heard that as 'report'.

Woah, I did too! I think it's because it's after the mission briefing, and being used to hearing random words in videogames said without much context I figured it was report.


Never thought the game was wishing me Good Luck! How nice of it! We all should learn from it, and wish good luck too to our friends in such a perilous and difficult, but important task.

We're all counting on you!


+9 confidence boost

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Kazinsal

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Posted on 03-15-12 02:34:51 AM Link | Quote
Just go tell SomethingAwful's large, pronounced, retarded feminazi sector that Microsoft is advocating for public beatings of women and legalization of sexist discrimination.

They'll take down Microsoft's website for you.

Subtext: fuck SA, they're target two for D.B.S.

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Shadic
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Posted on 03-15-12 04:15:29 AM Link | Quote
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Posted on 03-15-12 05:49:34 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Gabu
For some reason, I always heard that as 'report'.

I've always heard "Good Luck" personally, but because of that I can't say good luck normally anymore.

Also I agree with the destruction of the evil atheist corporation Micro$oft. As a Christian man I can't condone using any of their products. I'm practically condemning myself to hell just typing out this post.

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Stigandr
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Posted on 03-15-12 06:49:52 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Shadic
SA got rid of jailbait on Reddit.

That the offending material was removed from Reddit does nothing to change the fact that Something Awful is largely a collective of trolls looking for any excuse to tear others down.

One mostly-good result does nothing to change a lengthy history.

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SamEarl13

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Posted on 03-15-12 11:21:25 AM Link | Quote
How am i supposed to destroy microsoft on my own???
Xbox's are annoying though but they aren't the only console that seemingly dies on purpose. PS2's were actually made to stop playing blue discs after 6 months to 2 years, and it wasn't just a screw up on SONY's part they wanted it to happen. Microsoft is definitely getting bad though, can't wait until Windows 9 .


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Girlydragon
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Posted on 03-15-12 11:23:30 AM Link | Quote
Look bro.

Sam... Samuel.. Earl.

We all had to do a ton of shit in our past aight.

Some of us took down sites, some played with pumps, some of us maybe drank too much.


Are you saying that you cannot be a part of DBS? We trusted you, something as simple as infiltrating Microsoft should be a piece of cake.

Or what, are you just gonna lazy out? Like a chicken?

We're all counting on you, and you're just gonna let us down?



Thanks.

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Posted on 03-15-12 11:36:48 AM (last edited by SamuelEarl666 at 03-15-12 08:37 AM) Link | Quote
Originally posted by Girlydragon
Look bro.

Sam... Samuel.. Earl.

We all had to do a ton of shit in our past aight.

Some of us took down sites, some played with pumps, some of us maybe drank too much.


Are you saying that you cannot be a part of DBS? We trusted you, something as simple as infiltrating Microsoft should be a piece of cake.

Or what, are you just gonna lazy out? Like a chicken?

We're all counting on you, and you're just gonna let us down?



Thanks.

Nah, i won't back down and if i really find it too hard i'll just see if i can get my Ultimate hacking expert friend to sort it out. Anyway i was the one that came up with this idea wasn't it and i let BMF54123 be leader (since he's better). I'll start looking into it when i get home from college.


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Posted on 03-15-12 03:18:02 PM (last edited by krutomisi at 03-15-12 12:19 PM) Link | Quote

Originally posted by Kazinsal
SomethingAwful's large, pronounced, retarded feminazi sector


right right we've gotta protect the poor oppressed men  

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Rachel Mae

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Posted on 03-15-12 10:55:32 PM Link | Quote
Okay operatives, the MICROSOFT mission is cancelled!!! I tried Windows 8 on a friend's computer and I really liked the way they put Internet Explorer on the Metro thing, so they're cool again in my book!!!

Our new target is G@@GLE!!! (that's GOOGLE in case you can't tell, I think the @ symbols look like funny googly eyes!) G@@GLE is a stupid company that likes to steal all your secrets off of THE INTERNET and sell them for $$$! They also have a stupid name and their browser "CHR@ME" doesn't work with Internet Explorer toolbars!! (IE is made by Microsoft, who is cool!) It's so STUPID!!!

(oh yeah, they also trick me every April Fools, because they are EVIL!!)

Once again, here is the PLAN OF ATTACK!!!

1: SamuelEarl666 will be doing this mission solo, because Megaman511again is at school and besides he doesn't seem to be interested anyway.
2: SamuelEarl666, our top operative, will go to Google's headquarters (I don't know the address yet, sorry) and then go to their server room and UNPLUG ALL THE SERVERS!! (we can't do this online because their servers are using ZONEALARM or something to kick hackers out )
3: I haven't thought of step 3 yet!!

LET'S GO TEAM DBS!!! EXCELSIOR!!!


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Posted on 03-16-12 07:43:58 AM (last edited by Smallhacker at 03-16-12 04:46 AM) Link | Quote
Psh. Leave the planning to the professionals. "Hacker" is my middle name. ...well, not really. It's the end of my internet alias. STILL, that makes me more qualified than a Nightcrawler wannabe with random numbers tacked on.

We have to take down Geocities for being the host of some of the most unprofessional websites in the history of the internet. It cannot be allowed to exist for one more second. In fact, it's so atrocious that it should be closed several years ago. Therefore, I have devised a plan:

1) Alpha team 1: Enroll in an advanced theoretical physics program.
2) Alpha team 2: Infiltrate CERN.
3) Alpha team 3: Start preparing to strike.
4) Alpha team 1: Begin advanced research into temporal mechanics, causality, quantum and string theory and various other related fields.
5) Alpha team 2: Spy on the LHC to see if any temporal anomalies are detected. Report all findings to Alpha team 1.
6) Alpha team 3: You're already ready? Okay. Watch TV or something.
7) Alpha team 1: Make groundbreaking discoveries about how to use a high-yield neutrino flow to turn virtual particles into exotic matter by using the decoherence of anti-matter in a complex superposition when entangled with anti-matter in an inverted gravity well. This should result in the formation of a metastable wormhole. Given a sufficient neutrino yield, it should be possible to pinpoint the desired spacetime event without much difficulty.
8) Alpha team 2: Hack the LHC to match the specifications provided by Alpha team 1.
9) Alpha team 3: Get a job to pay for the plane tickets to Geneva, then go there as soon as possible.
10) Alpha teams 1 & 2: Create a metastable wormhole to somewhere between February and April of 2009 (i.e. as far back as theoretically possible given the limitations of the LHC).
11) Alpha team 3: Travel back in time and threaten some influential Yahoo! boss, forcing him to shut down Geocities as soon as possible.

Good job! Geocities should be gone.

Edit: I've disabled my timeline stabilization field to restore the causal relationship with the rest of the universe. I see that the changes to the timeline were successful. Good job, everyone! I'm proud of you.
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Posted on 03-16-12 05:03:22 PM Link | Quote
I say we hire Alpha Team 3 to work for Operation D.B.S.
Acey

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Posted on 03-16-12 11:26:27 PM Link | Quote
No, see, we have to take down these guys. I ate cake and now I'm fat. >:C

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Posted on 03-17-12 03:36:00 AM Link | Quote




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