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Posted on 12-09-11 01:54:46 AM

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Originally posted by Sofi
I don't know about you, but that cat creeps me out. It's got that level of photorealism that's close but not close enough.

Alley cat? More like uncanny valley cat.

Until I read this post, I totally thought it was an actual cat.

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Posted on 12-09-11 02:14:15 AM

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Originally posted by Nicole

Originally posted by Sofi
I don't know about you, but that cat creeps me out. It's got that level of photorealism that's close but not close enough.

Alley cat? More like uncanny valley cat.

Until I read this post, I totally thought it was an actual cat.

But the eyes are too shiny!

On topic, my mother can not catch things to save her life most of the time.

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Posted on 12-09-11 02:17:57 AM

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...

Nothing like hitting yourself on the corner of a table. (Fortunately, I don't do it very often to begin with...)

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Posted on 12-09-11 04:04:42 AM

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Not really a klutz, but yeah... hitting the corner of a table SUCKS. I've never gotten seriously injured off one of those things, but... usually it's a shot right onto the bone. OW OW OW.

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Posted on 12-09-11 04:39:28 AM

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Yes I am.

Twice, I've tripped over my own foot outside so bad that I fell down and badly skinned my knees and/or hands. I'm also known for dropping things, like glasses full of a beverage.

I could never be a waitress.

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Posted on 12-09-11 10:23:11 AM

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I too can be a klutz. Especially if a hand cart, or if I wear anything outside my vision. I'll sometimes bump into walls and knock stuff over. In UA's Computer Center I have a few dents in the dry wall I can claim as mine lol.

However I rarely trip and all. My "klutzitude" is geared towards running into things lol.

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Posted on 12-09-11 02:52:15 PM

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There is one more recent event where I got hurt due to clumsiness. I still have a bit of a dent from it, though it's likely just a scar shaped in the way the cut was shaped, but it's kind of weird because it looks kind of like someone hit something with a chisel. What happened is I tripped on a car radiator and my shin banged right on the edge of it. Not a bad injury but it hurt a lot.

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Posted on 12-09-11 03:55:09 PM

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I can be a klutz... luckily I reduce my klutziness by not doing anything.

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Posted on 12-09-11 05:03:47 PM

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Originally posted by Terra
Twice, I've tripped over my own foot outside

Enter my mother, again

Once (when I was, say, 7 or 8, I can't remember exactly) I was holding her hand at the time she went down, so I ended up stumbling about a bit before going down as well.

...But can you really pin that one on me?

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Posted on 12-09-11 07:54:33 PM

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	I'm not really a klutz at all. In general I have good balance and reflexes. But when something does go wrong, like earlier this year, it causes problems. My back is still in pain from when I almost fell off a chair putting decorations up for my sons birthday party. I didn't fall to the ground by my body keel'd forward in a way that must have done something to my spine. Since then it's gotten really really stiff and I have to actively stretch it out to avoid pain. ____________________

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Posted on 12-10-11 03:35:27 AM

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It's not democracy, it's DiGiorno. I usually notice the tiniest details of my surroundings, and apparently have very good balance normally staying in awkward positions.

... at the expense of missing absurdly obvious obstacles. I once ran into a (broken and rusty) mailbox that was in plain sight (though in the way), have hit my head over countless doors and walls, including having metal not-so automatic doors literally slam on my face, and otherwise face-planting with a rather unhealthy tendency of it being towards rusted pointy steel.

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Posted on 12-10-11 04:09:21 AM

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Originally posted by Shadic
I'm naturally agile, actually.

I say this, and then last night I bruised the hell out of my knee making a dive in beer pong.

Inebriation ahoy.

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Posted on 12-11-11 02:56:14 AM

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	I did drop a coffee table on my big toe one time, it made the whole nail come off. ____________________

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line 405 column 64 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 406 column 11 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
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line 429 column 43 - Warning: <img> proprietary attribute value "absmiddle"
line 429 column 43 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 429 column 86 - Warning: <img> proprietary attribute value "absmiddle"
line 429 column 86 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
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line 429 column 129 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
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line 429 column 172 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 429 column 215 - Warning: <img> proprietary attribute value "absmiddle"
line 429 column 215 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
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line 429 column 258 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 429 column 301 - Warning: <img> proprietary attribute value "absmiddle"
line 429 column 301 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
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line 449 column 1469 - Warning: <img> proprietary attribute value "absmiddle"
line 449 column 1469 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
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line 498 column 2063 - Warning: <td> attribute "bgcolor" had invalid value "A59C84" and has been replaced
line 498 column 2155 - Warning: <font> attribute "color" had invalid value "000000" and has been replaced
line 498 column 2210 - Warning: <font> attribute "color" had invalid value "000000" and has been replaced
line 498 column 2739 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
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line 570 column 1516 - Warning: <img> proprietary attribute value "absmiddle"
line 570 column 1516 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 579 column 15 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 580 column 23 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
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line 581 column 11 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 591 column 15 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
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line 598 column 1794 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 598 column 1875 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 598 column 1985 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 598 column 2063 - Warning: <td> attribute "bgcolor" had invalid value "A59C84" and has been replaced
line 598 column 2155 - Warning: <font> attribute "color" had invalid value "000000" and has been replaced
line 598 column 2210 - Warning: <font> attribute "color" had invalid value "000000" and has been replaced
line 598 column 2355 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 598 column 2447 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 598 column 2552 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 598 column 2636 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 607 column 43 - Warning: <img> proprietary attribute value "absmiddle"
line 607 column 140 - Warning: <img> proprietary attribute value "absmiddle"
line 607 column 244 - Warning: <img> proprietary attribute value "absmiddle"
line 616 column 25 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 621 column 267 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 202 column 1025 - Warning: trimming empty <span>
line 202 column 1007 - Warning: trimming empty <font>
line 313 column 1618 - Warning: trimming empty <center>
line 443 column 1025 - Warning: trimming empty <span>
line 443 column 1007 - Warning: trimming empty <font>
line 498 column 2155 - Warning: trimming empty <font>
line 572 column 1627 - Warning: trimming empty <p>
line 598 column 2155 - Warning: trimming empty <font>
line 601 column 17 - Warning: trimming empty <tr>
line 125 column 68 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 141 column 68 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 177 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 200 column 47 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 247 column 47 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 249 column 373 - Warning: <table> proprietary attribute "height"
line 249 column 465 - Warning: <table> proprietary attribute "height"
line 249 column 536 - Warning: <td> proprietary attribute "background"
line 249 column 803 - Warning: <table> proprietary attribute "height"
line 249 column 1025 - Warning: <td> proprietary attribute "background"
line 249 column 1259 - Warning: <td> proprietary attribute "background"
line 249 column 1410 - Warning: <td> proprietary attribute "background"
line 251 column 1645 - Warning: <td> proprietary attribute "background"
line 251 column 1874 - Warning: <td> proprietary attribute "background"
line 251 column 2230 - Warning: <td> proprietary attribute "background"
line 268 column 47 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 311 column 47 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 313 column 1139 - Warning: <table> proprietary attribute "height"
line 313 column 1258 - Warning: <table> proprietary attribute "height"
line 313 column 1672 - Warning: <table> proprietary attribute "height"
line 336 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 338 column 74 - Warning: <table> proprietary attribute "height"
line 366 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 395 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 421 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 441 column 47 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 496 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 498 column 1425 - Warning: <table> proprietary attribute "height"
line 498 column 1487 - Warning: <td> proprietary attribute "cellpadding"
line 498 column 1531 - Warning: <table> proprietary attribute "height"
line 498 column 1620 - Warning: <table> proprietary attribute "height"
line 513 column 47 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 515 column 373 - Warning: <table> proprietary attribute "height"
line 515 column 465 - Warning: <table> proprietary attribute "height"
line 515 column 536 - Warning: <td> proprietary attribute "background"
line 515 column 803 - Warning: <table> proprietary attribute "height"
line 515 column 1025 - Warning: <td> proprietary attribute "background"
line 515 column 1259 - Warning: <td> proprietary attribute "background"
line 515 column 1410 - Warning: <td> proprietary attribute "background"
line 515 column 1612 - Warning: <td> proprietary attribute "background"
line 515 column 1841 - Warning: <td> proprietary attribute "background"
line 515 column 2197 - Warning: <td> proprietary attribute "background"
line 538 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 540 column 74 - Warning: <table> proprietary attribute "height"
line 542 column 1005 - Warning: <marquee> is not approved by W3C
line 566 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 568 column 74 - Warning: <table> proprietary attribute "background"
line 569 column 1187 - Warning: <table> proprietary attribute "height"
line 596 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 598 column 1425 - Warning: <table> proprietary attribute "height"
line 598 column 1487 - Warning: <td> proprietary attribute "cellpadding"
line 598 column 1531 - Warning: <table> proprietary attribute "height"
line 598 column 1620 - Warning: <table> proprietary attribute "height"
Info: Document content looks like HTML5
Info: No system identifier in emitted doctype
Tidy found 441 warnings and 0 errors!

The alt attribute should be used to give a short description
of an image; longer descriptions should be given with the
longdesc attribute which takes a URL linked to the description.
These measures are needed for people using non-graphical browsers.

For further advice on how to make your pages accessible
see http://www.w3.org/WAI/GL.
You are recommended to use CSS to specify the font and
properties such as its size and color. This will reduce
the size of HTML files and make them easier to maintain
compared with using <FONT> elements.

You are recommended to use CSS to control line wrapping.
Use "white-space: nowrap" to inhibit wrapping in place
of inserting <NOBR>...</NOBR> into the markup.

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Bug reports and comments: https://github.com/htacg/tidy-html5/issues
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English? Consider helping us to localize HTML Tidy. For details please see
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