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Posted on 12-08-11 03:21:35 AM Link | Quote
I was walking (derp) and I think I stepped in a hole (it was dark out and there's heaps of construction going on at my work). I know I hurt my foot but it wasn't until a few minutes ago that I felt a bruise on the bottom of my foot. Joy.

Are you a klutz? Get hurt often? Bruise easily?



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Posted on 12-08-11 03:37:09 AM Link | Quote
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I don't get hurt too often, but I am fairly clumsy. Also very uncoordinated.

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Posted on 12-08-11 04:12:48 AM Link | Quote
I'm not really clumsy or uncoordinated, so I tend to be pretty good at not hurting myself. I'm also good at running down stairs really fast without tripping, although I probably shouldn't do that.


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Posted on 12-08-11 04:15:16 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by paulguy
I don't get hurt too often, but I am fairly clumsy. Also very uncoordinated.

This pretty much describes me as well.

Especially when I'm on the phone... since my attention is on the conversation I end up walking into trees and stuff.

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Posted on 12-08-11 05:20:51 AM Link | Quote
I tend to be pretty well-coordinated, but as a kid, my mom would commonly remark that I would trip over dust.

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I'm pretty agile actually. The issue is I often push my limits, thus making vaguely parkour-like pratfalls. People freak out and ask me if I'm okay, and I just note as usual that I am. Even when I fall, it's usually in style.

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Post 22848/23359
Posted on 12-08-11 01:10:26 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Joe




I also bruise easily. Got a bunch of bruises on me now.

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Posted on 12-08-11 01:27:33 PM Link | Quote
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I fall on ice pretty easily. Or if I have a new pair of socks and I'm running in the house. My house is almost entirely hard wood floors and linoleum. I don't tend to get hurt as much or at all as I'd expect, even if it's 200 pounds suddenly hitting the ground. I was less durable when I was younger though. I had fallen off of a fence I was climbing, fell on my arm and broke it.

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Posted on 12-08-11 01:28:02 PM Link | Quote
It really depends on who I'm with. If I'm more comfortable with you, I will be really really clumsy.

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Posted on 12-08-11 04:23:17 PM (last edited by Ijah at 12-08-11 01:24 PM) Link | Quote
I have literally walked into signposts and similar in public multiple times now, walked into doors in the dark, fell into lakes and rivers because I trip over things often... Yeah, I always just blamed luck for these inconveniences

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Posted on 12-08-11 07:23:34 PM Link | Quote
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Posted on 12-08-11 07:25:52 PM Link | Quote
I trip over my mother's shoes often but that's about it.

I was pretty off-balance last night, for some reason, though. Probably because I really haven't been eating much.

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Posted on 12-08-11 08:37:12 PM (last edited by Katia at 12-08-11 05:37 PM) Link | Quote
I actually am pretty hard to bruise. I could go into a paintball match in the thinnest clothing ever and be shot point-blank and never physically appear to have been hit.
I do have terrible balance, and yet I am good at remaining on my feet still.

Also note: It was hard to stop staring at your avatar, Terra. I think the kitty in me was just as sidetracked...

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Posted on 12-08-11 08:48:02 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Katia
Also note: It was hard to stop staring at your avatar, Terra. I think the kitty in me was just as sidetracked...

Terra didn't post in this tread. I think you mean Anya.
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Posted on 12-08-11 08:50:24 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Goomba98
Originally posted by Katia
Also note: It was hard to stop staring at your avatar, Terra. I think the kitty in me was just as sidetracked...

Terra didn't post in this tread. I think you mean Anya.

Yes my bad, I am very name-confused today..

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Posted on 12-08-11 09:00:09 PM Link | Quote
It caught my eye too.

Of course, that's a very active animation, too...

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I don't know about you, but that cat creeps me out. It's got that level of photorealism that's close but not close enough.

Alley cat? More like uncanny valley cat.

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Post 22852/23359
Posted on 12-09-11 01:49:50 AM Link | Quote
Its Puss in Boots from the movie with the same name and from Shrek.

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Posted on 12-09-11 01:51:39 AM Link | Quote
I can't help but laugh a little when I see it, though.

It feels like I've fallen back into the early 2000s, for some reason.

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Post 22855/23359
Posted on 12-09-11 01:53:43 AM Link | Quote
Found it on Tumblr and I couldn't stop looking at it.

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line 281 column 184 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
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line 288 column 17 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
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line 288 column 60 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
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line 288 column 103 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
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line 288 column 189 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
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line 288 column 232 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
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line 288 column 275 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 288 column 318 - Warning: <img> proprietary attribute value "absmiddle"
line 288 column 318 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 288 column 361 - Warning: <img> proprietary attribute value "absmiddle"
line 288 column 361 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
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line 394 column 15 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
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line 394 column 58 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
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line 394 column 101 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
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line 394 column 144 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
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line 394 column 187 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
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line 413 column 502 - Warning: <img> proprietary attribute value "absmiddle"
line 413 column 502 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
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line 440 column 1368 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 442 column 1616 - Warning: <img> proprietary attribute value "absmiddle"
line 442 column 1616 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
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line 448 column 43 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
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line 448 column 86 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
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line 448 column 129 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
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line 448 column 172 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 448 column 215 - Warning: <img> proprietary attribute value "absmiddle"
line 448 column 215 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
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line 448 column 258 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 448 column 301 - Warning: <img> proprietary attribute value "absmiddle"
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line 661 column 1515 - Warning: <img> proprietary attribute value "absmiddle"
line 661 column 1515 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 661 column 1635 - Warning: <img> proprietary attribute value "absmiddle"
line 661 column 1635 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
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line 666 column 43 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
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line 666 column 86 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 666 column 129 - Warning: <img> proprietary attribute value "absmiddle"
line 666 column 129 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 666 column 172 - Warning: <img> proprietary attribute value "absmiddle"
line 666 column 172 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 666 column 215 - Warning: <img> proprietary attribute value "absmiddle"
line 666 column 215 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
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line 666 column 301 - Warning: <img> proprietary attribute value "absmiddle"
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line 682 column 1202 - Warning: <img> proprietary attribute value "absmiddle"
line 682 column 1202 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
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line 722 column 1569 - Warning: <img> proprietary attribute value "absmiddle"
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line 730 column 140 - Warning: <img> proprietary attribute value "absmiddle"
line 730 column 244 - Warning: <img> proprietary attribute value "absmiddle"
line 739 column 25 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 744 column 267 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 442 column 1700 - Warning: trimming empty <p>
line 724 column 17 - Warning: trimming empty <tr>
line 125 column 68 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 141 column 68 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 168 column 47 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 170 column 373 - Warning: <table> proprietary attribute "height"
line 170 column 465 - Warning: <table> proprietary attribute "height"
line 170 column 536 - Warning: <td> proprietary attribute "background"
line 170 column 803 - Warning: <table> proprietary attribute "height"
line 170 column 1025 - Warning: <td> proprietary attribute "background"
line 170 column 1259 - Warning: <td> proprietary attribute "background"
line 170 column 1410 - Warning: <td> proprietary attribute "background"
line 174 column 1858 - Warning: <td> proprietary attribute "background"
line 174 column 2087 - Warning: <td> proprietary attribute "background"
line 174 column 2443 - Warning: <td> proprietary attribute "background"
line 197 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 223 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 250 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 279 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 305 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 307 column 1136 - Warning: <table> proprietary attribute "height"
line 330 column 47 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 332 column 373 - Warning: <table> proprietary attribute "height"
line 332 column 465 - Warning: <table> proprietary attribute "height"
line 332 column 536 - Warning: <td> proprietary attribute "background"
line 332 column 803 - Warning: <table> proprietary attribute "height"
line 332 column 1025 - Warning: <td> proprietary attribute "background"
line 332 column 1259 - Warning: <td> proprietary attribute "background"
line 332 column 1410 - Warning: <td> proprietary attribute "background"
line 336 column 1901 - Warning: <td> proprietary attribute "background"
line 336 column 2130 - Warning: <td> proprietary attribute "background"
line 336 column 2486 - Warning: <td> proprietary attribute "background"
line 359 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 385 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 411 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 437 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 439 column 74 - Warning: <table> proprietary attribute "background"
line 440 column 1187 - Warning: <table> proprietary attribute "height"
line 460 column 47 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 511 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 540 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 567 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 589 column 47 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 640 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 659 column 47 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 661 column 373 - Warning: <table> proprietary attribute "height"
line 661 column 465 - Warning: <table> proprietary attribute "height"
line 661 column 536 - Warning: <td> proprietary attribute "background"
line 661 column 803 - Warning: <table> proprietary attribute "height"
line 661 column 1025 - Warning: <td> proprietary attribute "background"
line 661 column 1259 - Warning: <td> proprietary attribute "background"
line 661 column 1410 - Warning: <td> proprietary attribute "background"
line 661 column 1729 - Warning: <td> proprietary attribute "background"
line 661 column 1958 - Warning: <td> proprietary attribute "background"
line 661 column 2314 - Warning: <td> proprietary attribute "background"
line 678 column 47 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 720 column 47 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 722 column 373 - Warning: <table> proprietary attribute "height"
line 722 column 465 - Warning: <table> proprietary attribute "height"
line 722 column 536 - Warning: <td> proprietary attribute "background"
line 722 column 803 - Warning: <table> proprietary attribute "height"
line 722 column 1025 - Warning: <td> proprietary attribute "background"
line 722 column 1259 - Warning: <td> proprietary attribute "background"
line 722 column 1410 - Warning: <td> proprietary attribute "background"
line 722 column 1661 - Warning: <td> proprietary attribute "background"
line 722 column 1890 - Warning: <td> proprietary attribute "background"
line 722 column 2246 - Warning: <td> proprietary attribute "background"
Info: Document content looks like HTML5
Info: No system identifier in emitted doctype
Tidy found 504 warnings and 4 errors!

The alt attribute should be used to give a short description
of an image; longer descriptions should be given with the
longdesc attribute which takes a URL linked to the description.
These measures are needed for people using non-graphical browsers.

For further advice on how to make your pages accessible
see http://www.w3.org/WAI/GL.
You are recommended to use CSS to specify the font and
properties such as its size and color. This will reduce
the size of HTML files and make them easier to maintain
compared with using <FONT> elements.

You are recommended to use CSS to control line wrapping.
Use "white-space: nowrap" to inhibit wrapping in place
of inserting <NOBR>...</NOBR> into the markup.

About HTML Tidy: https://github.com/htacg/tidy-html5
Bug reports and comments: https://github.com/htacg/tidy-html5/issues
Official mailing list: https://lists.w3.org/Archives/Public/public-htacg/
Latest HTML specification: http://dev.w3.org/html5/spec-author-view/
Validate your HTML documents: http://validator.w3.org/nu/
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Do you speak a language other than English, or a different variant of
English? Consider helping us to localize HTML Tidy. For details please see
https://github.com/htacg/tidy-html5/blob/master/README/LOCALIZE.md