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Gabu

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Posted on 08-17-11 03:59:12 PM Link | Quote
I am not making this up.

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Posted on 08-17-11 04:00:10 PM Link | Quote
Pfft, I'm surprised something like this hasn't appeared earlier.

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Posted on 08-17-11 05:09:54 PM Link | Quote


I thought that was what rez was

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Posted on 08-17-11 05:12:18 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by krutomisi
I thought that was what rez was


Hehehe, oh you have to wonder what Sega were thinking by releasing something called a Trance Vibrator.

Like anyone actually used it for the gaming experience

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Posted on 08-17-11 05:26:55 PM Link | Quote
I heard that phones have downloadable apps that turn the phone into a vibrator. But this is just silly.

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Posted on 08-17-11 06:32:03 PM Link | Quote
Request you!
So, if they made sex games with sex-toy controllers, would sticking one controller into the other count as a TAS?
I heard that phones have downloadable apps that turn the phone into a vibrator. But this is just silly.

Well, at least this is supposed to be used that way and people don't use it to talk. Though it's still stupid.

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Posted on 08-17-11 06:58:27 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Gabu
I am not making this up.

Makes sense. You put what you want to watch on the USB storage while using the other half...

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Posted on 08-18-11 02:20:41 AM Link | Quote

Originally posted by CB
I heard that phones have downloadable apps that turn the phone into a vibrator. But this is just silly.

They do. I used to have a vibrator app on my phone for the luls.



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Posted on 08-18-11 01:00:23 PM Link | Quote
My favorite part is how it's waterproof. With a waterproof USB-powered vibrator, who needs a showerhead?

I don't know about you guys but rez always sounded like the most beautiful game on Earth.

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Posted on 08-18-11 04:49:53 PM Link | Quote
Request you!
Rez is an awesome game, yeah. It's a shame it's so infamous because of this.

Though I guess playing that way would enhance experience for some given how psychedelic it gets?

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Posted on 08-18-11 06:07:06 PM Link | Quote
They should include 500µg of LSD with each unit then. :J

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Posted on 08-18-11 07:21:07 PM Link | Quote
Request you!
nah, that should go with this

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Posted on 08-18-11 07:35:40 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Reshiram
nah, that should go with this


Ugh, Fuck no, That game is creepy as shit.

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line 323 column 843 - Warning: <marquee> is not approved by W3C
line 347 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 349 column 1376 - Warning: <table> proprietary attribute "height"
line 349 column 1438 - Warning: <td> proprietary attribute "cellpadding"
line 349 column 1482 - Warning: <table> proprietary attribute "height"
line 349 column 1571 - Warning: <table> proprietary attribute "height"
line 374 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 376 column 74 - Warning: <table> proprietary attribute "height"
line 406 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 434 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 436 column 74 - Warning: <table> proprietary attribute "height"
line 438 column 658 - Warning: <marquee> is not approved by W3C
line 462 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 488 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 490 column 74 - Warning: <table> proprietary attribute "height"
line 490 column 555 - Warning: <marquee> is not approved by W3C
line 514 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
Info: Document content looks like HTML5
Info: No system identifier in emitted doctype
Tidy found 342 warnings and 0 errors!


The alt attribute should be used to give a short description
of an image; longer descriptions should be given with the
longdesc attribute which takes a URL linked to the description.
These measures are needed for people using non-graphical browsers.

For further advice on how to make your pages accessible
see http://www.w3.org/WAI/GL.
You are recommended to use CSS to specify the font and
properties such as its size and color. This will reduce
the size of HTML files and make them easier to maintain
compared with using <FONT> elements.

You are recommended to use CSS to control line wrapping.
Use "white-space: nowrap" to inhibit wrapping in place
of inserting <NOBR>...</NOBR> into the markup.

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Bug reports and comments: https://github.com/htacg/tidy-html5/issues
Official mailing list: https://lists.w3.org/Archives/Public/public-htacg/
Latest HTML specification: http://dev.w3.org/html5/spec-author-view/
Validate your HTML documents: http://validator.w3.org/nu/
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English? Consider helping us to localize HTML Tidy. For details please see
https://github.com/htacg/tidy-html5/blob/master/README/LOCALIZE.md