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ReiNi
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Posted on 06-24-11 07:44:27 PM Link | Quote
上手に生きられますように・・
If on your walking to the registration counter you spot any floating creature, remember to point it out to everyone and tell them to kill it, as it must be a dangerous pest.

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Posted on 06-25-11 03:29:44 AM (last edited by The Red Snifit at 06-25-11 03:06 AM) Link | Quote
Originally posted by Gabu
>masturbate furiously




...

You decide to walk over to the registration desk, trying to give the impression that you are far too cool to care about getting there quickly.



Only the coolest people walk with their eyes closed and their hands in their pockets.

While you are walking, you stop, thinking that you've seen something out of the corner of your eye.



You could have sworn you saw something...

Well, whatever. You finally make your way up to the desk. You, trying your best to show a lack of interest, ask about the nature of this "Jun" place.



The large person behind the desk politely informs you that his job is to register people, not to answer questions.
Taryn

Passed away.

Thanks for being a part of us, even if it wasn't always on the best of terms.

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Posted on 06-25-11 03:30:32 AM Link | Quote
Ask the large person whether he is named hydrapheetz.

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Posted on 06-25-11 03:40:52 AM Link | Quote
A name, hydrapheetz, pops into your head. You think it is a good name for someone like this, and you ask if he is, in fact, named that.



The large person behind the desk politely reminds you that his job is to register people, not to answer questions.
legacyme3
"In short, legacyme3 does horrible things to people, and I don't think anyone else on Jul should be exposed to him, no matter how decent of a person he pretends to be."

I don't normally ban for offsite behavior but you're a whole level of terrible.
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Posted on 06-25-11 07:06:51 AM Link | Quote

I demand to have my questions answered.

Threaten him with all your might. If he is uncooperative, I say we smack him.

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Girlydragon
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Posted on 06-25-11 09:56:24 AM Link | Quote
you do not like scams

ignore registration for now, investigate elevators

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ReiNi
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Posted on 06-25-11 02:43:33 PM Link | Quote
上手に生きられますように・・
Bribe him.

If no item in your inventory interests him, take a look around in search for any trading sequence item and people interested in them.

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Posted on 06-26-11 09:36:40 AM Link | Quote
Hoping to find something to bribe him with, you look around to see if there are any items of value nearby, but you find nothing.

Instead, you take the sign out of your inventory and offer him it in exchange for some information.



The large person behind the desk politely declines. You place the sign back in your inventory.

It looks like all of your plans have failed, so you lean over and demand to be given some answers! You explain in explicit detail that his health might otherwise be at serious risk!



The large person behind the desk puts on a great big smile. Confused, you just stand there.



The large person behind the desk politely informs you that it is not a good idea to threaten him.

You decide to reconsider whatever it was you were going to do next.
Zero One
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And as we fall the spirit carries on,
That a hero'll come and save us all,
As we call the ones we left below,
We all dream of the day we rise above
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Posted on 06-26-11 10:12:27 AM Link | Quote
See if he'll allow you to sign up. While dancing.

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legacyme3
"In short, legacyme3 does horrible things to people, and I don't think anyone else on Jul should be exposed to him, no matter how decent of a person he pretends to be."

I don't normally ban for offsite behavior but you're a whole level of terrible.
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Posted on 06-26-11 12:05:44 PM Link | Quote

I'm going to shudder in fear...

It reminds me of the boss in Kirby and The Chrystal Shards, which was scary when I first saw it.

Then I'll be a good boy and sign up with low expectations.

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ReiNi
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Posted on 06-26-11 02:29:05 PM Link | Quote
上手に生きられますように・・
Seems trustworthy enough.

Ask if he needs any help with something.

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dotUser
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Posted on 06-27-11 12:36:38 AM (last edited by dotUser at 06-26-11 09:37 PM) Link | Quote
==> Challenge him to a roll-off!

(I had to!)

Seriously;
==> Try to take a peek at papers in front of him without getting caught.

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Posted on 06-28-11 11:58:20 AM Link | Quote
Suddenly comprehending the potential danger of this situation, you start to feel very uncomfortable.



You aren't very good at hiding it.

Thinking quickly, you overcome your sudden fear and break into a silly jig to try and calm him down.



While doing so, you politely ask if you can register and/or help him with anything.

You finish your dance, and your plan seems to have worked.



The large person behind the desk politely informs you that he does not need help, but he is willing to register you if you sign the papers in front of him.

You glance over at the papers and attempt to read them.



You do not succeed.
legacyme3
"In short, legacyme3 does horrible things to people, and I don't think anyone else on Jul should be exposed to him, no matter how decent of a person he pretends to be."

I don't normally ban for offsite behavior but you're a whole level of terrible.
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Posted on 06-28-11 12:08:10 PM Link | Quote

I am going to sign up with a fake name.

That way if things go wrong, it's not on my head

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Posted on 06-28-11 12:28:07 PM Link | Quote
You decide to sign up with a fake name, but you're having trouble coming up with a good one.



What name should you go by?
dotUser
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Posted on 06-28-11 01:04:41 PM Link | Quote
"Dr. Meatshield"

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Girlydragon
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Posted on 06-28-11 01:07:25 PM Link | Quote
Plein Meil

*shot*

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legacyme3
"In short, legacyme3 does horrible things to people, and I don't think anyone else on Jul should be exposed to him, no matter how decent of a person he pretends to be."

I don't normally ban for offsite behavior but you're a whole level of terrible.
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Posted on 06-28-11 01:59:38 PM Link | Quote

You should also make your info the following

Sex - neuter
Age- -4
Location - Hell

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Gabu

Star Mario
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Posted on 06-28-11 06:48:02 PM Link | Quote
Mega-Mario



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Posted on 06-28-11 08:05:33 PM Link | Quote


Le Orange Sniffy

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