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Damarioman
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Posted on 05-18-11 12:46:34 AM (last edited by Damarioman at 05-18-11 04:28 PM) Link | Quote
Allright....Let's Begin
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MAD LIBS are fun and a good time killer.
What will hapen here is I will type (and spell check) a MAD LIB stoy for you people to alter to make it scary, funny, or boring. The only rule is to follow the rule of the (bracket) in witch you write the new word in.

Example: I wanted a (Desirt Food) instead of a carrot for desirt!

I wanted a cokie instead of a carrot for desirt!

So I hope you people get it and here is a MAD LIB for you to alter

I was walking in the park in the city of (Your Home Town) on (Street Name) Avenue.
WHEN SUDDENLY a (Animal or Monster) popped out of nowhere! It was so (Adjective). I wanted to keep it so I took it home and called it (A Name). (The Name Used Before) was a really good house pet. But it always scratched the (Piece of Furniture). But one day the (Police, Army, etc...) came to take it away but it (Verb ending with ed) all over them and then sadly it died. The funeral was (A Period of Time). But afterwards we all got drunk and forgot about (Him or Her). THE END

Thats the MAD LIB so have fun ad I'll have another one in a little while.

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Posted on 05-18-11 01:24:46 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Damarioman
(and spell check)


You spell checked that? I really don't think "desirt", "cokie", "sudenly", or "befor" would be left alone by the spell checker...

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Posted on 05-18-11 01:28:05 AM Link | Quote
I don't think running it through Babel Fish counts as a spell check.

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Posted on 05-18-11 01:30:02 AM (last edited by Damarioman at 05-17-11 10:33 PM) Link | Quote
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Originally posted by Zero One
I don't think running it through Babel Fish counts as a spell check.

Fine I'll spell check on microsoft word instad of just typing it here because I don't use babel fish...
(EDIT) ok its edited


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Posted on 05-18-11 02:11:19 AM Link | Quote


Raymondo Person!


Fix suddenly. That's the only spelling error I see atm.

I also changed a couple of words to make it sound correct for the words I inserted.

I was walking in the park in the city of Fake Town on Fake Avenue.
WHEN SUDENLY a grue popped out of nowhere! It was so fucking insane. I wanted to keep it so I took it home and called it Zork. Zork was a really good house pet. But it always scratched the PDP-10 computer I had. But one day the meme police came to take it away, but Zork turned all of the lights off and ate them. Then, sadly it died. The funeral was pretty damn short. But afterwards we all got drunk and forgot about Zork. THE END

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Posted on 05-18-11 09:19:21 PM Link | Quote
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Originally posted by BlueWhirl
Fix suddenly. That's the only spelling error I see atm.

I also changed a couple of words to make it sound correct for the words I inserted.

I was walking in the park in the city of Fake Town on Fake Avenue.
WHEN SUDENLY a grue popped out of nowhere! It was so fucking insane. I wanted to keep it so I took it home and called it Zork. Zork was a really good house pet. But it always scratched the PDP-10 computer I had. But one day the meme police came to take it away, but Zork turned all of the lights off and ate them. Then, sadly it died. The funeral was pretty damn short. But afterwards we all got drunk and forgot about Zork. THE END

Obay the rules please

1: at was a verb ending in ed not em.
2: it sais him or her!. is Zork a him of her

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Posted on 05-19-11 02:54:05 AM Link | Quote


Raymondo Person!


A Zork isn't a him or her. It's an... it.

Sorry I didn't obey your rules.

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Posted on 05-19-11 06:59:26 PM (last edited by Damarioman at 05-19-11 08:16 PM) Link | Quote
Allright....Let's Begin
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Originally posted by BlueWhirl
A Zork isn't a him or her. It's an... it.

Sorry I didn't obey your rules.

it's ok but you could have used it.

:Edit:

I don’t want to double post so here’s another MAD LIBS

A long time ago, in the kingdom of (A funny English or French name).The people of the kingdom of (The funny English or French name used above) were very (emotion).Their King (your name) was a /an (adjective) leader. He won many battles against the country (a country name). But one day a peasant called Benedict (funny last name that’s not Arnold) led a revolution against King (your name). But the archive was lost so no one ever knew if King (your name) was killed or not...
THE END


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