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Posted on 05-08-11 02:21:15 AM (last edited by CB at 05-07-11 11:22 PM)

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The Knight arrives at exactly 0500 hours armed with a musket, and a chain saw. The Knight falls in with the remainder of the new recruits and patiently waits the General's inspection. When the General reaches the Knight, he goes to Attention stance and presents his musket to the General, As the General reaches for the musket to do a safety check; the Knight pulls a fast one and quickly spins the musket around and smacks the stock into the Generals face. The General staggers back as the Knight quickly takes aim and blasts the round ball straight into the Generals skull. Naturally, the ball is not propelled with enough force to puncture the opposite side of the skull, so the ball ricochets around in the Generals skull turning his once fertile sharp brain into what can only be described as scrambled brains. The knight then throws away the musket as it has become useless after firing its only shot. The Knight then takes out the chain saw (which, until this point was well hidden in his back pocket) and starts to murder everyone who opposes him in sight. The remainder of the new recruits are far too unskilled to shoot their muskets accurately, and are quickly dismembered in one of the bloodiest massacres ever known. The Knight spends the next year killing off various world leaders before self proclaiming himself King of everything. The civilians have another name for him however; The Dark Massacre Knight...

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Posted on 05-08-11 03:08:51 PM (last edited by Damarioman at 05-08-11 02:32 PM)

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Let's-a go!
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days passed into months untill Fredrik Von Castle VII, King of the Subconion Empire lead an army to kill the evil Knight and 1up the many world leaders that the knight sits on as a throne. You may ask why Fredrik is not dead? It is because the walls of the Subconion Empire are lined with cannons and howitzers and the walls are made of the strongest reflectium to be found in the universe. In case you did not know reflectium is a type of gold that reflects all attacks back at the attackers with pure mirror hits. Reflectium can only be found in the south subcon mined 900,000,000 kilomiters under the planets crust. it can only be mined with lightning beams not explosives, not mining pics, not lazers, it can only been mined with lightning. That is why Fredrik is not dead, any way He lead an army weilding sword and rifle, cannon and tank, helicopter and bomber, howitzer and machine gun, lance and yoshi, the army marched to the walls of jul land to kill the evil knight. Jul land became dark and barren when the knight ruled the King Fredrik did this for 2 reasons. 1 to restor the old ways and save Jul Land and its people from utter destruction. 2 Fredriks kingdom was and still is being attacked by the gnomes and windmill flamingos of the Land of Garden and its king, Sofius III. The army marched to the gate and stoped. Fredrik standing froth and said "send your master forth of I shal lay siege to the city!".
The gates opend and the The Dark Massacre Knight stept in front of fredrik. "Tell me your bisnuess befor I destroy you!!!!" The Knight said darkly. "Leave this land befor I Force war upon this dieing Place!" Said Fredrik. "FOOL!. You can never loosen my grasp of this kingdom with war you'll just tighten it, if you march upon this city you will only be indanger the people who dwell in its shadows.". Just then fredrik drew his swork and cut the knights head off! "the........power......is......not......gone.......my......deamons......still......guard......my......castle....." said the knight with his last breath. "MARCH TO THE CAPITAL BUILDING! we will destroy any Hell Spawn guarding the cididitell!" Fredrik Said drematicly!

To Be Continued!!!!!!

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