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Rick
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Posted on 03-07-11 03:15:00 AM Link | Quote
I think Jul needs its own "Bad Fiction" award.

I nominate this steaming pile.

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Posted on 03-07-11 03:29:18 AM Link | Quote


Originally posted by Rick
I think Jul needs its own "Bad Fiction" award.

I nominate this steaming pile.


Wouldn't it be the only nomination?

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Rick
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Posted on 03-07-11 03:56:22 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by CB
Originally posted by Rick
I think Jul needs its own "Bad Fiction" award.

I nominate this steaming pile.


Wouldn't it be the only nomination?




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Posted on 03-18-11 07:28:39 PM Link | Quote
I have to do more!

Lisa: Were are we gonna run?!?!?!?!?!!?

Bart: To hell.

Lisa: So were is hell?

Bart: Um.... What about running to the dinner tabel instead?

Lisa: Ok.

Homer: I'm right behind you! *Jumps on Lisa*

Lisa: Help! Help! Help!

Bart: Get your fucking ass of my mom!

Homer: *Tries to eat Lisa*

Lisa: HHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!

Homer: WTF? You're tasting butter!

Lisa: Do you like butter?

Homer: WHAT? NOBODY LIKES BUTTER!

Lisa: I do.

Bart: I do.

Homer: WHAT?!?!?!?!? ARE YOU INSANE????

Bart: No.

Lisa: No.

All for now. MUHAHAHAHAHA

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Posted on 03-21-11 01:50:57 PM Link | Quote
Spiky's turn!

Spiky: I don't belive you.

Vampire: Wanna see our house?

Spiky: Why not?

After a long time they came underground.

Spiky: This is just a cave full of coffins!

Vampire: But whe live in coffins!

Spiky: Can i see your coffin?

Vampire: OK

Spiky: Can i see you lay down in the coffin?

Vampire: OK!

When the vampire closed his eyes in the coffin, Spiky killed him. He also killed all other vampires.

Spiky: Let's see how my list is going!



Spiky: My list is going well! Let's see what Lisa and Bart is doing!

That's al for now. Have any suggestions??

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Posted on 03-21-11 11:08:25 PM Link | Quote

Your story's bad and you should feel bad.

THAT SAID, it is also hilarious so maybe you shouldn't feel bad? :?

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Posted on 03-22-11 01:33:49 AM Link | Quote
How can one kill that which is already dead...?

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Posted on 03-22-11 01:48:43 PM Link | Quote
Rick: Don't ask me.

Homer: IF YOU LIKE BUTTER YOU HAVE TO BE INSANE!!!

Bart: NO.

Homer: WHY NOT?

Bart: BECAUSE MOST PEOPLE LIKE BUTTER!

Homer: BUT EVERYONE IN THE WORLD IS ALLERGIC TO BUTTER!

Bart: THAT'S JUST GHOSTS!

Homer: IS JUST GHOSTS ALLERGIC TO BUTTER? DIDN'T KNOW THAT!

Lisa: STOP YELLING!

Bart: YOU'RE YELLING TO!

Lisa: I SAID STOP YELLING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Homer: Maybe we have to stop?

Bart: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Lisa: If you don't stop yelling, i will take your PS3, Nintendo Wii, PS2, XBOX 360, PS, Nintendo DS, Gamecube, SNES, NES and XBOX!

Bart: Ok, i will stop yelling.

Homer: Good thing you have stopped! I can now kill you!

Lisa: Bart find some butter!

Bart: Here!

Lisa trowed the butter on Homer.

Homer: Butter? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Homer: *Vanishing away*

Spiky: Cool! You got rid of Homer!

Lisa: Spiky! Where have you been?

Spiky: Inside the house and underground!

Lisa: Have you done something?

Spiky: Yep! I have got rid of the vampires!

Bart: Did you say ''got rid of the vampires!''?

Spiky: Yes.

Bart: WOW! How did you do it?

Spiky: I have my own method!

And that's all for now.


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Posted on 03-23-11 06:26:19 AM Link | Quote
Bart: Come on! Tell us!

Spiky: NO.

Lisa: So what should we do now?

Spiky: Go our own way to get rid of everything that's dangerous in this house.

Bart: WHAT?!!? GO OUR OWN WAY?!!?!

Spiky: Yep.

Bart: COOL! I wana pick way first!

And then Bart was on his way.

Spiky: I will pick the underground.

Lisa: I will pick the roof.

And then i all walked away.

And that's all for today. Not mutch today.

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Posted on 03-23-11 06:33:56 PM Link | Quote
This story is so amazing.

Fantastic character development.

Snappy, witty writing.

Brilliant social commentary.

A must-read.

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Today, i'm going to post over 300000 words!

April fool!

It's Bart's turn now.

Bart: I have to go to the kitchen!

*Arrives at the kitchen*

Bart: This place is boring...

Suddenly zombies started to come up from the floor.

Bart: HHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!

Zombie: NO.

Bart: WHAT DID YOU SAY?

Zombie: IIIIIIIIIIIIII SSSSSSSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDD NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Bart: I CANT HEAR YOU!

Zombie: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Bart: You dont need to yell!

Zombie: I DO WHATEVER I WANT!

Bart: STOP YELLING!

Zombie leader: He is right stop yelling.

Zombie: IIII DDDDDDDDDOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNTTTTTTTTTTT WWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Zombie leader: *shots the head of zombie* Get AWAY!

Zombie: HHHHHHHHHEEEEELLLLLLPPPPPP!

Zombie leader: IIIIII SSSSAAAAAIIIIIIDDDDD GGGGOOOO AAAAWWWWAAAAYYYYY!

Zombie: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!

Zombie leader: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII SSSSSSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD SSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP YYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNG!

Zombie: *Dies*

Zombie leader: Come here Bart!

Bart: *walks to the zombie leader*

Zombie leader: *knocks Bart in the head* FIGHT!

Bart: Can you do that?

Zombie leader: Read this book.

Bart: *reading* If a zombie knocks a human in the head and says FIGHT! A fight will start.

Zombie leader: See it now?

Bart: Yeah. Let's start fight!

And end. I hope you dont get angry for me ending today like this.

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