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Posted on 03-03-11 12:12:27 AM

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(8:11:04 PM) Bloodstar: WHAT DO YOU CALL AN ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGE THAT LIKES TO DRIVE
(8:11:08 PM) Bloodstar: GO-KART BOOZE.

(8:11:10 PM) Rambly: WHAT
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Posted on 03-03-11 12:42:50 AM

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	I don't get it? ____________________

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Posted on 03-03-11 01:34:29 AM

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Lol no...

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Posted on 03-03-11 01:38:26 AM

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Originally posted by CB
Lol no...

yesssssssssssssssssss
yesssssssssss
yes
yes
yes
yes
yes
YES

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Posted on 03-03-11 01:51:07 AM

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	Originally posted by Rambly Originally posted by CB Lol no... yesssssssssssssssssss yesssssssssss yes yes yes yes yes YES Yes? ____________________

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Posted on 03-03-11 02:22:19 AM

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Can somebody explain the joke please?

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Posted on 03-03-11 02:34:29 AM

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Originally posted by CB
Can somebody explain the joke please?

Let's ask TV Tropes!

Looks like a no, sorry.

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Posted on 03-03-11 02:52:00 AM

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Originally posted by Orlandu
I don't get it?

Neither do I ...

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Posted on 03-03-11 01:48:42 PM

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WHAT DO YOU CALL A MAN WEARING A PAPER BAG?
RUSSELL!

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Posted on 03-03-11 01:59:36 PM (last edited by Orlandu at 03-03-11 10:59 AM)

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	Originally posted by Zero One WHAT DO YOU CALL A MAN WEARING A PAPER BAG? RUSSELL! I'm not following this one either. Is your name Russell and are you wearing a paper bag? ____________________

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Posted on 03-03-11 02:00:21 PM

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Originally posted by Orlandu

Originally posted by Zero One
WHAT DO YOU CALL A MAN WEARING A PAPER BAG?
RUSSELL!

I'm not following this one either. Is your name Russell and are you wearing a paper bag?

Not as far as I know.

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I once knew a fundie homophobe named Russell, if that counts. I think all that CO₂ suffocated his brain.

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Posted on 03-03-11 09:00:53 PM

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Originally posted by Zero One
WHAT DO YOU CALL A MAN WEARING A PAPER BAG?
RUSSELL!

...Clever.

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line 471 column 11 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 481 column 15 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 495 column 1274 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 504 column 23 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 504 column 64 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 504 column 113 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 504 column 163 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 505 column 11 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 515 column 15 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 522 column 755 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 523 column 1064 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 531 column 23 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 531 column 64 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 531 column 113 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 531 column 163 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 532 column 11 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 542 column 15 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 559 column 44 - Warning: <img> proprietary attribute value "absmiddle"
line 559 column 142 - Warning: <img> proprietary attribute value "absmiddle"
line 559 column 246 - Warning: <img> proprietary attribute value "absmiddle"
line 568 column 25 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 573 column 267 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 149 column 50 - Warning: trimming empty <font>
line 306 column 2570 - Warning: trimming empty <font>
line 460 column 2571 - Warning: trimming empty <font>
line 553 column 17 - Warning: trimming empty <tr>
line 556 column 50 - Warning: trimming empty <font>
line 125 column 68 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 141 column 68 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 177 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 214 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 216 column 1065 - Warning: <table> proprietary attribute "height"
line 216 column 1171 - Warning: <table> proprietary attribute "height"
line 216 column 1256 - Warning: <table> proprietary attribute "height"
line 216 column 1413 - Warning: <td> proprietary attribute "background"
line 216 column 1555 - Warning: <td> proprietary attribute "background"
line 216 column 1828 - Warning: <table> proprietary attribute "height"
line 216 column 1926 - Warning: <table> proprietary attribute "height"
line 216 column 2073 - Warning: <td> proprietary attribute "background"
line 216 column 2300 - Warning: <td> proprietary attribute "background"
line 216 column 2431 - Warning: <td> proprietary attribute "background"
line 218 column 2786 - Warning: <td> proprietary attribute "background"
line 218 column 2949 - Warning: <table> proprietary attribute "height"
line 218 column 3018 - Warning: <td> proprietary attribute "background"
line 218 column 3125 - Warning: <table> proprietary attribute "height"
line 218 column 3493 - Warning: <td> proprietary attribute "background"
line 218 column 3763 - Warning: <table> proprietary attribute "height"
line 218 column 3914 - Warning: <td> proprietary attribute "background"
line 242 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 270 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 304 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 306 column 1065 - Warning: <table> proprietary attribute "height"
line 306 column 1171 - Warning: <table> proprietary attribute "height"
line 306 column 1256 - Warning: <table> proprietary attribute "height"
line 306 column 1413 - Warning: <td> proprietary attribute "background"
line 306 column 1554 - Warning: <td> proprietary attribute "background"
line 306 column 1827 - Warning: <table> proprietary attribute "height"
line 306 column 1925 - Warning: <table> proprietary attribute "height"
line 306 column 2072 - Warning: <td> proprietary attribute "background"
line 306 column 2299 - Warning: <td> proprietary attribute "background"
line 306 column 2430 - Warning: <td> proprietary attribute "background"
line 316 column 2936 - Warning: <td> proprietary attribute "background"
line 316 column 3099 - Warning: <table> proprietary attribute "height"
line 316 column 3168 - Warning: <td> proprietary attribute "background"
line 316 column 3275 - Warning: <table> proprietary attribute "height"
line 316 column 3643 - Warning: <td> proprietary attribute "background"
line 316 column 3913 - Warning: <table> proprietary attribute "height"
line 316 column 4064 - Warning: <td> proprietary attribute "background"
line 340 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 368 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 397 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 427 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 429 column 172 - Warning: <table> proprietary attribute "height"
line 458 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 460 column 1065 - Warning: <table> proprietary attribute "height"
line 460 column 1171 - Warning: <table> proprietary attribute "height"
line 460 column 1256 - Warning: <table> proprietary attribute "height"
line 460 column 1413 - Warning: <td> proprietary attribute "background"
line 460 column 1555 - Warning: <td> proprietary attribute "background"
line 460 column 1828 - Warning: <table> proprietary attribute "height"
line 460 column 1926 - Warning: <table> proprietary attribute "height"
line 460 column 2073 - Warning: <td> proprietary attribute "background"
line 460 column 2300 - Warning: <td> proprietary attribute "background"
line 460 column 2431 - Warning: <td> proprietary attribute "background"
line 462 column 2893 - Warning: <td> proprietary attribute "background"
line 462 column 3056 - Warning: <table> proprietary attribute "height"
line 462 column 3125 - Warning: <td> proprietary attribute "background"
line 462 column 3232 - Warning: <table> proprietary attribute "height"
line 462 column 3600 - Warning: <td> proprietary attribute "background"
line 462 column 3870 - Warning: <table> proprietary attribute "height"
line 462 column 4021 - Warning: <td> proprietary attribute "background"
line 486 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 488 column 172 - Warning: <table> proprietary attribute "height"
line 520 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 522 column 74 - Warning: <table> proprietary attribute "height"
line 547 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
Info: Document content looks like HTML5
Info: No system identifier in emitted doctype
Tidy found 403 warnings and 0 errors!

The alt attribute should be used to give a short description
of an image; longer descriptions should be given with the
longdesc attribute which takes a URL linked to the description.
These measures are needed for people using non-graphical browsers.

For further advice on how to make your pages accessible
see http://www.w3.org/WAI/GL.
You are recommended to use CSS to specify the font and
properties such as its size and color. This will reduce
the size of HTML files and make them easier to maintain
compared with using <FONT> elements.

You are recommended to use CSS to control line wrapping.
Use "white-space: nowrap" to inhibit wrapping in place
of inserting <NOBR>...</NOBR> into the markup.

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