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| Suddenly, all 29 torpedoes/missiles impact Cirvante's island thing. ____________________ =================== [Posted by NightKev] |
Tanks![]() 360? Yessum. Level: 121 ![]() Posts: 517/4170 EXP: 19793087 For next: 263609 Since: 07-10-07 From: VA Since last post: 9.5 years Last activity: 9.5 years |
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| Random dopper who runs the sattalite imagery printer (his main job is to refill the cartridges) on the F.S.S. Death Egg. "Whoa... like that... that land mass there... it just... whoaaaa... it appeared like outa' nowhere... like... man that's trippy... whoooaaa dude..." *camera pans to someone more coherent* "Commander Tanks! A new enemy has appeared! Dogland!" "TF is Dogland?!?!... forget it... for all we know their main weapons are probably gernades strapped to animal carcasses." *The ships emergency Loud speaker turns on* "Whoa... dude... commander whatever yur name is... Like... this Island appeared like... out of nowhere an-" *cut off by Tanks* "Who in hell is that!?!" "That's Peaceflower... he runs... the printer... in surveilance sir." "ahhh... well it must be important to use that emergency loud speaker" *turns it back on* "--So I was like whoa... do you think it's heaven dude?" *Tanks turns it off yet again* "Did he say an island appeared out of thin air?..." *looks out window* " " |
| Sails 2800 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() as a video game grows old its content and internal logic deteriorateÿ Level: 102 ![]() Posts: 480/2803 EXP: 10913791 For next: 176176 Since: 07-04-07 Pronouns: He/Him From: MA Since last post: 111 days Last activity: 20 days |
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| Sails super lab monkeys quickly put together everything needed to fight in a war. "Nice. Let's do this." He tosses them some bananas. "I have no idea what is going on and I am not reading through all these pages of the war that I have found on www.wartimenews.lol" He picks a random spot and launches a DogMissile. "Enjoy your DogMissile, IslandGhostHouse!" Sails' lab monkeys come in to the room. "We need to talk. First of all, we can't create DogMissiles or any of those animal things you need. We can however create regular missiles and other stuff. Second, stop referring to us as Lab Monkeys. We like to be called Geeks. And also, Jake is allergic to bananas, so stop throwing them at us." Sails contemplates the current situation. "But we are already called Exploding DogLand!" "Then it will have to stay that way. We just won't be exploding any dogs." says the monkey. Geek. I said Geek. "Alright fine. Launh a regular low-power missile at IGH, let's see how they respond." "Good, this way we can test our anti-aircraft conveniently intact from the earthquake for when they return fire." says the Geekmonkey. |
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| Sails 2800 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() as a video game grows old its content and internal logic deteriorateÿ Level: 102 ![]() Posts: 481/2803 EXP: 10913791 For next: 176176 Since: 07-04-07 Pronouns: He/Him From: MA Since last post: 111 days Last activity: 20 days |
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| "Sir...Our missile was destroyed." Monkey 1 says. "Fuuuuuuuuuuudge." Sails says. "What next?" Monkey 2 says. "FIRE ZE MISSILES!" Sails yells. "AHHH MOTHERLAND!" Monkey 3 yells. Monkey 3 yells in pain as everyone punches him repeatedly. "Alright, as much as I love beating up Jake, seriously though. Fire...5 steal-" "We don't have stealth missiles *cough*" Says Monkey 3. "THEN MAKE SOME!" Sails throws a banana in Monkey 3's general direction. "NOOOOOO! BANANA RASH! SWEET JESUS INTERNET CHRIST!" Monkey 3 runs and begins work on the new stealth missile. "In the meantime...Fire some missiles. Seriously. Five will do. Fire them attttt~..." Sails thinks. Sails thinks some more. "That green land. The one over there." "Lolland?" says Monkey 1. "Gadzoontite." "Gesundheit." says Monkey 2. Sails throws a banana at Monkey 3. "YOU BASTARD!" yells Monkey 3 and he leaps and attacks Monkey 2. "STOP! CORRECTING! OUR LORD AND SAVIOUR! 'HE WHO CONTROLS THE NANERS!' " The missiles fire at Lolland. Five of them. That is more then four. |
Peardian![]() Magikoopa 16/3/1: KvSG #479 is up! Level: 157 ![]() Posts: 148/7597 EXP: 48564617 For next: 1014616 Since: 08-02-07 From: Isle Delfino Since last post: 2 days Last activity: 2 hours |
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| Sails 2800 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() as a video game grows old its content and internal logic deteriorateÿ Level: 102 ![]() Posts: 482/2803 EXP: 10913791 For next: 176176 Since: 07-04-07 Pronouns: He/Him From: MA Since last post: 111 days Last activity: 20 days |
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| "Snif. Snif snif. You smell that?" says Sails. "Yeah. Smells like impending doom via ambush." says Jake. "WRONG ANSWER!" Sails throws a banana at Jake's face. "WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY~" Jakes runs away crying. "As I was saying, it smells like my victory. I can taste it." "A missile hasn't even made it out of airborne state and you think you are winning or going to win?" Says Monkey 1. "Well, if I just tell everyone to type "gg money" in their consoles...I should win by default!" Monkey 1 looks at what Sails is doing on his computer. "Your playing Counter Strike. Hah, I get it." Says Monkey 1. "Yep." "With no internet connection?" Says Monkey 1. "Yep." "Because of the lack of established phone lines and such?" "Yes." "Therefore playing with bots?" "Of course." "So you want to tell the bots to type "gg money" into console to make them quit out of the game?" "Affirmative." "...I sort of wished that I was allergic to bananas so I could have a reason for running out of here screaming about your stupidity and be cool like Jake, but this will do." Monkey 1 runs out of the room screaming. "Meh. I'm going to take the rest of the day off. Make sure to defend my land until I get back. I'm a very busy person who can't be bothered with such things you know. Also, if any of you attempt to go into my personal stash of refrigerated goodness, I may have to kill you. WITH BANANA BOMBS, JAKE!" says Sails. "LISTEN TO THE MAN! HE SPEAKS THE WISDOM OF AWESOME!" screams Jake. "Also, start building some ships. I want to begin attacking by water by tomorrow." "gee an intelligent order" says Monkey 2. "WHAT WAS THAT MONKEY 2?" yells Sails. "I SAID 'GEE AN INTELLIDENT ORDER!" he yells back. "Keep up the good work monkey." Sails responds. |
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| *NightKev sighs as he reads the latest status report "Exploding DogLand? Meh, I don't like the name of this new nation, let's nuke it." Arcadia fires off 6 nukes toward Exploding DogLand. ____________________ =================== [Posted by NightKev] |
Peardian![]() Magikoopa 16/3/1: KvSG #479 is up! Level: 157 ![]() Posts: 150/7597 EXP: 48564617 For next: 1014616 Since: 08-02-07 From: Isle Delfino Since last post: 2 days Last activity: 2 hours |
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| Back on the Death Egg... "awww jeez... he's actually wasting missles on Dogland... Captain! reroute those missles to Cirvante'. I'd rather have those aiding the Robotnick Corp than be wasted on a dog carcass chucking nation..." "yessir" *new code is entered and the missles change course* "It seems Smorgistan is preparing to attack Exploding Dogland sir" "ahhh... Well... this country doesn't need to be tourchered that bad... Fire the catgirl ray at it. It should make things a bit easier for peardian when he invades Exploding Catgirland :3" |
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| "Wait sir, wait! We just got a report from a spy that a -" yelps Monkey 2. "We have spies? Cool." says Sails. "I'm leaving remember. Whatever it is take care of it yourself, it can't be anything important." "We are being attacked!" says Monkey 2. " " says Sails."What should we do?" Says Monkey 1. "Test the anti-air. It can't be anything that bad." "They are nukes. They will be shot down by ground based anti-air. Does that sound like a good idea to you?" says Monkey 2. "...Do you want to suddenly become allergic to bananas, Jeff?" says Sails. "Sigh. Ok sir, we will use the ground anti-air." "are you serious, we can't do that. use the GiantOne to divert them into the ocean" wispers Monkey 1. "yea yea i had the same idea. jake said the GiantOne magnet would be a bad idea to make, too" wispers Monkey 2. "what a loser, want to pelt him with bananas after setting up the GiantOne?" "i was thinking oranges this time" "devious yet satisfying" "Wait what. Nevermind, looks like the missiles suddenly changed direction according to Bames Jond, the spy." says Monkey 2 "Really?" Monkey 1 drops the giant Energizer battery. "I wasn't in the mood to carry this to the GiantOne anyways." |
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| "Sigh. Ok Tanks, have it your way." "Status report on BC!" VP: "We've got 15 so far, with more on the way." "Good, we might finally end this then. Fire two of the orbital cannons at Cirvante!" VP: "Aye sir!" Two scarlet beams zoom toward Cirvante's island from above the atmosphere. ____________________ =================== [Posted by NightKev] |
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The still-microscopic creatures watched as many large explosions took place on the the water-covered "moon."
"Isn't it pretty?" "Yeah. I wonder what's going on?" "Well, at this rate, our planet will be completely destroyed soon, so if you're lucky, you'll be burrowed inside a rock that lands near it." "I don't really want to think what will happen if I'm not lucky." "Hey, look on the bright side, when some of us land there, we can become a deadly virus or something!" "Yeah. Then we can get rid of those things that blew a chunk out of this place." "Aren't they also the ones who set up a base here?" "It doesn't matter, no one can get in." "Oh. ... Say, have you noticed that new thing in the sky?" "Yeah. What is it?" "I'm not sure." "Oh. Should we start burrowing?" "Yeah, it looks looks like our only hope." "See you on the moon." "See you there." "I hope..." ____________________ "In a few years you'll drive your Google to the Google to buy some Googles for your Google." ~Jason |
Tanks![]() 360? Yessum. Level: 121 ![]() Posts: 520/4170 EXP: 19793087 For next: 263609 Since: 07-10-07 From: VA Since last post: 9.5 years Last activity: 9.5 years |
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| Meanwhile back on the ol' Death Egg *Tanks whistles* "Boredboredboredboredboredboredboredbor--" *SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE* "TANKS!!!!!!!!!!" "afsdgbsglaskgsbk--???? SIR! uhhhhh... hi?" "Tanks seriously... I've been in a bunker for days! What's the situation!" "uhhh well... apparently we're not totally done for yet... uhhh... Many civillians have died. Our oil well is burning. Most of our science labs are severly damaged..." "Damaged you say? That's to be expected but considering the reasearch done there has it caused any problems?" "well apparently weird things have been going on in the labs after the bombings... something about a space rift opening and aliens and whatnot. I couldn't think of anyway to fix that so I sent men in to demolish the sites." "Hmmm... Sounds dangerous... how are the soilders doing with that task?" "Well this guy named Freemen just won't die... but that's another story..." "OH! and Project ARK?" "I'm happy to say it's intact. Men have been seen walking throughout the area. It seems they are working double time. They wany to see this war end in victory after what has just happened. Plus we're getting aid from Innerpeace and hopefully you'll get the new scoop on GENESIS." "very good! I left the nation in capable hands. I happy to hear this. I'll take over for you now. Rufus out." |
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| "Meow." Meows Meow 1. "Purr..." Purrs Meow 2. "Mrew ¬_¬" Mrews Meow 3. Meow 1 meow Meow 2 meow Meow 3 meow meow mrew meow. Meow 2 meow meow mrew. "PAPER READS: The effects should wear off soon. Also, is that a banana in your pocket? Oh it is." Meow 3 meows mrew meow. "MEOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW" Meow 3 meows. |
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