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Posted on 10-10-10 03:49:36 PM Link | Quote
I'm just making this lame thread to keep a record of these lame jokes of mine so that I never lose another opportunity to express my lame sense of humor. As such, this is the Lame Thread.

Since this thread is so lame, I don't expect it to go very far.
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Posted on 10-10-10 04:21:00 PM Link | Quote
Lame jokes are here.

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Posted on 10-11-10 02:22:19 AM (last edited by Reimu at 10-10-10 11:31 PM) Link | Quote
...
Originally posted by The Red Snifit
jokes

For some reason, that reminds me of that one ending in Aero Fighters 3 with the martians

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Posted on 10-12-10 02:49:24 PM Link | Quote
Jokes and jokes and jokes and jokes.

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Posted on 10-12-10 09:59:44 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Anya
Jokes and jokes and jokes and jokes.

Was that some kind of joke.

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Posted on 10-13-10 02:15:59 AM Link | Quote
Nope...well sorta....it's from a TV show.

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Posted on 10-13-10 03:24:15 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Anya
Nope...well sorta....it's from a TV show.

I was joking

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Posted on 10-13-10 03:35:06 AM Link | Quote
So was I.

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Posted on 10-13-10 03:39:02 AM (last edited by Maxwell at 10-13-10 12:39 AM) Link | Quote
Or is this joke another joke in this joke thread and my joke was joking about the joke you joked around with.

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