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Posted on 06-17-10 08:18:01 PM Link | Quote
Wow.

I can smell it through my speakers.

And I'm not even using speakers.

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Hiryuu

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Posted on 06-17-10 08:19:08 PM Link | Quote
I think they put a wicker swingset in my V8.
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Posted on 06-17-10 10:43:06 PM Link | Quote
I was able to resist, I will not click... I will not click... just takes an hour of saying it to realize you didn't want to click in the first place.

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Zero One
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Posted on 06-17-10 10:44:32 PM Link | Quote
Ahahaha!

Eww. I wish I wasn't wearing headphones...

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Xkeeper

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Posted on 06-17-10 10:48:51 PM Link | Quote
*164255 ~Revya> ~stats
*164256 @Tina2_> Activity stats for the last 24 hours: 529 posts (+265), 77 threads (+22), 77 users (+18)

Might go see if I can power the air conditioner with all of you motormouths.

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Posted on 06-17-10 11:03:42 PM (last edited by Bitmap at 06-17-10 08:05 PM) Link | Quote

NSFW I love this prank NSFW

Yes, it has to do with farting.

Everything after 2:00 isn't funny.

E- Also, best asshole prank I ever did with farting was a dutch oven. I was laying in bed with my ex and while we were watching TV. I acted like I was about to spit the biggest snotball up in the air. As soon as my ex pulled the covers over her head. I laid the biggest fart of my life.

Shit was hilarious as hell.

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Zero One
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Posted on 06-17-10 11:06:42 PM Link | Quote
Y'know, I really can't understand why she broke up with you...

(No offence)

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Posted on 06-17-10 11:12:23 PM Link | Quote

Was the other way around. Actually.

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Posted on 06-17-10 11:14:34 PM Link | Quote
I retract my previous statement, in favour of this one:

Myet myeh myeh myeh MYEH myehmyeh myeh...

*TTTHHHHHHHBBBBBBBBTTTTTT*

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Posted on 06-18-10 03:18:10 AM Link | Quote
Even a fart fad thread gets posts.

This is wow.
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Posted on 06-18-10 01:31:11 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Hiryuu
Even a fart fad thread gets posts.

This is wow.

And its not even in the craziness domain, imagine that

Speaking of farts, my son is only 18 months and already laughs when he farts in my lap...

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Posted on 06-18-10 01:32:29 PM Link | Quote
I think it's embedded in most young men at an early age. All you have to do is go phtbhthbphth in front of one of them and it should be enough to crack a smile. Shows they have a good sense of humor.
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Posted on 06-18-10 01:35:15 PM Link | Quote
Its just not so funny for me when its a wet fart... thank God for diapers.

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Posted on 06-18-10 01:36:22 PM Link | Quote
You'll excuse me if I laugh at that. He'll learn, one way or another. Heck we all have a wet moment we don't always admit to that happens every once in a while.
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Posted on 06-18-10 01:42:55 PM Link | Quote
If you had to clean it up, you wouldn't be laughing. Worse is my 3 month old's diapers. It comes out like toothpaste right now, sticks to him and the diaper... You don't know how bad it is until its your child and you have to clean every messy diaper... You see some crazy stuff.

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Hiryuu

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Posted on 06-18-10 01:47:19 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Orlandu
If you had to clean it up, you wouldn't be laughing. Worse is my 3 month old's diapers. It comes out like toothpaste right now, sticks to him and the diaper... You don't know how bad it is until its your child and you have to clean every messy diaper... You see some crazy stuff.


Oh I remember that quite well when my sister was born. I remember it being green too.
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Posted on 06-18-10 01:54:32 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Hiryuu
Oh I remember that quite well when my sister was born. I remember it being green too.

Not to sound like a bad father, but I liked it when my son was constipated... less diapers to change... (I am glad he's not anymore, for his sake. He would scream a lot).

Its hilarious just after they are born and on breast milk, you look at them so cute and then brpppt. It pops out like an explosion all at once.

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Posted on 06-18-10 02:00:52 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Orlandu
Its just not so funny for me when its a wet fart... thank God for diapers.


Gross.

Especially when it happens in a pool/beach/shower.

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Posted on 06-18-10 02:04:03 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Anya
Especially when it happens in a pool/beach/shower.

They make special diapers for that. Thankfully it hasn't happened in our pool yet. Looks like he's wearing a speedo with how tight that water diaper is. It's a reusable external one, and we put the disposables underneath it. Doubling up never hurt.

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Posted on 06-18-10 02:06:31 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Orlandu
Originally posted by Anya
Especially when it happens in a pool/beach/shower.

They make special diapers for that. Thankfully it hasn't happened in our pool yet. Looks like he's wearing a speedo with how tight that water diaper is. It's a reusable external one, and we put the disposables underneath it. Doubling up never hurt.


I probably would. I'd worry about it being a piece of paper against a tidal wave otherwise.
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