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Posted on 03-06-10 03:39:55 AM Link | Quote

As stolen from the SA thread Here

I had a two year relationship with a girl once. We met online, talked for the first year, met a year later, had my virginity broken, she came to my house and this is my story.

We both were making out naked on the bed of my home. I had a condom and she wanted to put it on. With a full boner I was erected, she put it on and started sucking on my length.

Sure it felt good for me, but for her, it tasted like plastic, she stopped like 5 seconds later after I told her to begin with that it would taste weird.

So we go at it, mind you I came like three times beforehand (Wanted to be full of stamina rather than that 1 minute man) and we were going at it hard. Eventually, she decided that she wanted to do it doggy style. Of course I said hell fucking yes and went to town

Later on, she came.

She let out the biggest fart ever

I am talking I would rate this a 11/10 if there ever was one. She farted so good while she came it was unreal. she let everything go.

And that was not only my first time having penetration sex, but it was also the worst. (She was a virgin too)

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Posted on 03-06-10 03:41:52 AM Link | Quote

I should have never lost my virginity to her. She did know how to suck me off

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Posted on 03-06-10 02:27:10 PM Link | Quote
Did you cross-post on SA?

Nothing here yet, maybe in a few months...

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Posted on 03-06-10 05:35:56 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by FirePhoenix
Nothing here yet, maybe in a few months...

Bown chicka wah wah.



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Posted on 03-06-10 05:38:57 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Bitmap
As stolen from the SA thread Here

Hey thanks for the fucking drive-by spyware, SA.

and yeah, nothing from me either.

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Posted on 03-06-10 07:31:58 PM Link | Quote
but I thought she was pulling YOUR finger

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Posted on 03-08-10 01:42:46 AM Link | Quote
03-07-10 08:42:46 PM
Post #2883
That's no finger.

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Posted on 03-08-10 02:01:22 AM Link | Quote
One time I clicked on this thread while having sex, boy was that a mistake

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Posted on 03-08-10 08:42:19 PM (last edited by Bitmap at 03-08-10 05:42 PM) Link | Quote

I would say that I did have an experience with anal sex

Don't do it

Even with a condom on

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