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james "kibo" parry, at an undisclosed location in a major city (not schenectady.

kibo@prodigy.ibm.COM         _________________________________________________

kibo@world.COM@uunet.COM    / Kibology    /  Anything I say is my opinion,

kibo@world.BITNET@bitnet.COM  is better! /   and is the opposite of Xibo's.

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"All colors are arbitrary." --Carl Sagan   /   Bozos use anything but emacs!

__________________________________________/___________________________________

Wacky, wild, Kibo style! / You're allowed.  (Unless you don't want to be...

________________________/_ you are also allowed to not be allowed.) _________

I never said I wasn't a bozo. /____________________________________/_Hi mom!_

_____________________________/  Life is silly but should be taken seriously.

Some days you    / Klods * /    TV is evil and should be destroyed.  Really.

just can't get  /   for   /__________________________________________________

rid of a bomb. /   klods /  Moisten needle before inserting Taiwan. /  298R

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* Note: "Klods for Klods" is the motto of Lego(tm) blocks in Lego's native

Denmark, where they speak Danish.  It means "Block by block".  Neat, huh????

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You're reading my .signature file.  /  COMMODORE 64S RULE THE WORLD !!!!!!!!!

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"I'm Bozo, the world's most famous clown!" -- the world's most famous clown

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M E N S A   M E M B E R   # 1 6 3 0 9     Look for the white pin

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I've read all of Kurt Vonnegut Junior's books and my favorite is "Breakfast

Of Champions", my second favorite is "Chariots Of The Gods". I love them all.

My other favorite author is Philip K. Dick who wrote "Do Androids Dream Of

Sheep?", "Clams Of The Alphane Moon", "OBIK", "Man In The Castle", and "Total 

Recall"!  Oh, and Stephen King is absolutely the best too!  And Derrida!

Read "The Fountain Head" by Ann Rand--it could change your career!

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If it doesn't say PURINA, /                     /  Bart Simpson and Charlie

bury it in the yard!     /      BYTE ME!       /   Brown are both GIRLS!

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"BOZE NOSE BOOKS!" -- Bozo, The World's Most Famous Clown  /    QUAIL SUCKS

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                          /

Orwell was an optimist.  /  "There is infinite hope, but not for us." - Kafka

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Join the Kibo Fan Club!  Send lots of money to the address above, RIGHT NOW!

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All generalizations stink.  /  Kibology is *NOT* Satanism!  /  Ollie for prez

___________________________/_______________________________/_________________

DON'T WORRY, BE HAPPY!  /   What's fahefergnugen?  /   QUAIL STILL SUCKS! ! !

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"The secret word is... SIL!  Now you all know what to do whenever anybody

 says the secret word, right?  SCREAM REAL LOUD!"  -- Pee Wee Herman

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If I said anything to offend anyone in this message, I'm sorry and didn't

mean to hurt your feelings.  ________________________________________________

____________________________/  "Losing our marbles for the last 23 years"

I hope you're enjoying     /   I'm gonna be 24 soon!  My birthday is July 13,

reading this posting...   /    send presents!  The day before Bastille Day!

_________________________/___________________________________________________

If Lambada is the forbidden dance, why did they make a movie about it?

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Hi Tale@Rpi.Edu!  /  You are here  X  /  What's Peewee Herman's favorite

_________________/___________________/   baseball team?  THE EXPOS!

Garrison Keillor is my hero         /                       (rec.humor.funny)

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"Beam me up Scotty, there's no intelligent life down here!"  -- STAR TREK

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"SIL!"  "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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There's a mouse in my apartment right now while I'm typing this.  Isn't

that an incredible coincidence!  Have you ever been using this bboard while

a mouse was in your room.  Now I have.........?

_____________________________________________________________________________

Anyone who thinks anyone else should be shot should be shot; the NRA is a

bunch of bozos just like the Democrats AND Republicans AND Williard Scott.

Kill the Fascists and Communists and all the other nuts too.  Kill 'em all!

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"I'm Batman!" -- BATMAN THE MOVIE   /  This space intentionally left blank.

(THE BEST MOVIE IN THE WORLD!!!!)  /

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Elvis lives.  /  "I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay..." --MONTY PYTHON  /  Hug me

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Did I spell anything wrong? If so, please tell me so I can post a correction.

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  |\     My favorite PostScript font is Chicago!  Times Roman is just a cheap

--- \  ripoff of the real New York.  And you don't even have to be in Chicago

___ /  to use Chicago!  I printed my whole resume in 36pt Chicago Bold Shadow!

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|  "Beauty and the Beast" may be cancelled, but it lives on forever in our  |

|  hearts and minds and hearts!  It will live forever even though it's dead!|

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Can I have a cookie?  / The Kibology Center is a non-non-profit arm of the

_____________________/  National Association for Kibological Awareness(NAKA).

I'M 100% FLAMEPROOF /________________________________________________________

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Harry Graber, age 11, is dying of a fatal disease which will eventually kill

him.  Before he dies, he would like to be in the "Guinness" Book of "Records"

for receiving the most postcards in the mail.  Please send him lots of

postcards at the below address:


              Kibo, PO Box 722, Boston MA 02116-0722 (USA)


Although he is very ill and only barely clinging to life, he gets thousands

of postcards a day from people like you.  He writes back, personally, to

each and every single one.  Amazingly, everyone who writes to Harry recieves

a year of good luck afterwards!  Mrs. Bertha Briggs of Poughkeepsie, NY

recently wrote to Harry and then won the lottery the very next day--AND her

dog was cured of cancer!  Plus, if you write now, Harry will send you

his miracle POSTCARD DIET which will allow you to lose 100 pounds a week!


                            THIS IS NOT A SCAM!

                           This service is FREE!

               Please enclose $14.95 for postage and handling.


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HANDY "TWIN PEEKS" CHART          [murder]<-->[LAURA]<--/-->[Bob]<--["Bob"]

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My favroite sci-fi/fantasy short story is  /  VOTE NIXON  / The SubGenius

"The Eye of Argon" by L. Ron Hubbard!     /     IN 1992  /  must wear slacks!

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Best Skeleton Joke Ever:   "What do you call fish bones?"  "Skele-tuna!" :-)

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I spell things the way I want, since William Safire is too wimpy to stop me!

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"The medium is the message!"  -- Marshall Mike Luhan  /  I'm a lumberjack...

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I know the Green Golfball Joke!  I'd post it here but BitNet doesn't allow

R-rated jokes to be posted here so I won't post it!  That's a violation of

your unconstitutional rights and you should complain to your sysop!

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MY TETRIS HIGH SCORE ON MY NINTENDO IS 999,990 -- THAT'S A WORLD RECORD!

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I've been to Cheers(TM) in downtown Boston and I have a T-Shirt that says 

Cheers(TM) and the official Cheers(TM) Plastic Souvenir Shopping Bag!

Hey, is Ted Danson really as bald as they say?  He couldn't be, his hair's

fluffy, and wigs can't be fluffy!  William Shatner wears a toupee though,

I bet you didn't know that!  I hope I never go bald.  I'd lose my sex appeal.

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Fats Loves Madelyn. / Honk if you hate bumper stickers that say "Honk if ..."

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"We're like gerbils.  We're in a cage running around and around."

                                                                -- Tom Brokaw

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"OH WHAT A ZINGER!!!" -- CHRIS ELIOT  / "Married With Children" is the best

                         GET A LIFE  /  TV show ever!  Ted is the greatest!

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Fly KLM!   /    Did you hear that PeeWee Herman was arrested for masterbating?

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Dana Hersey is Willie Whistle in addition to hosting The Movie Loft (channel 6)

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Read alt.exploding.kibo, the group about exploding kibo! /    NO FATE

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I put microwave coffee in the Tater Twister and almost /    KNOW FUTURE

went back in time!  -- Steven Wright (Emerson alumnus)/        

_____________________________________________________/    NO DOGS ALLOWED

"NOT!" -- WAYNE'S WORLD  / "The Stevemeisterooski!" /

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"If I had MY OWN NETWORK, it would be on ALL the TIME.  It would be EDUCATIONAL,

like COSMOS and NOVA, but not so DRY.  It would best be seen on HIGH-definition

TELEVISION.  And every DAY we'd READ from the BOOK of CHER, because when you 

READ from the BOOK of CHER, it doesn't MATTER if you UNDERSTAND... it's the ACT

that MATTERS.  MY network would be METAphysical, paraNORMAL, and EXTRAORDINARILY 

ORDINARY.  It would COMPEL you to RELAX and read `MADAME BOVARY', LOOK into the

MOUTHS of VOLCANOES and LEARN to make RISOTTO... It would have a LINEAR BUILD 

and ARISTOTELIAN LINES... MY network would be both JARRING and AVANT-GARDE... 

with just a TOUCH of BRIAN DENNEHY.  MY network would not promote WAR, WASTE, 

DOUBT or ANXIETY, and would pose the question... What was MICHELLE PFEIFFER 

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MY TEN FAVORITE QUOTES: Broad-mindedness, n.: The result of flattening high-

mindedness out.  There is a certain impertinence in allowing oneself to be 

burned for an opinion. All the good ones are taken.  "Microwave oven?  Whaddya 

mean, it's a microwave oven? I've been watching Channel 4 on the thing for two 

weeks."  Murphy was an optimist. Love means having to say you're sorry every 

five minutes. No matter how great your triumphs or how tragic your defeats -- 

approximately one billion Chinese couldn't care less. Get forgiveness now -- 

tomorrow you may no longer feel guilty. Commitment can be illustrated by a 

breakfast of ham and eggs. The chicken was involved, the pig was committed.  

You are here ------> * But you're not all there.  Kirkland, Illinois, law 

forbids bees to fly over the village or through any of its streets.  Love and 

scandal are the best sweeteners of tea.  A clairvoyant is a person, commonly a 

woman, who has the power of seeing that  which is invisible to her patron -- 

namely, that he is a blockhead.  A multi-day event on public television, used 

to raise money so  you won't have to watch commercials.  Try to get all of 

your posthumous medals in advance.  The bureaucracy is expanding to meet the 

needs of an expanding  bureaucracy.  The intelligence of any discussion 

diminishes with the square of the number of participants.  The hearing ear is 

always found close to the speaking tongue, a custom  whereof the memory of man 

runneth not howsomever to the contrary,  nohow.  Good advice is something a 

man gives when he is too old to set a bad  example.  -- La Rouchefoucauld 

Professor Gorden Newell threw another shutout in last week's Chem. Eng. 130 

midterm.  Once again no student received a single point on  his exam.  Newell 

has now tossed 5 shutouts this quarter.  Newell's  earned exam average has now 

dropped to a phenomenal 30%"Consequences, Schmonsequences, as long as I'm 

rich." -- "Ali Baba Bunny" [1957, Chuck Jones]  Marriage is the only adventure 

open to the cowardly.  -- Voltaire  The First Rule of Program Optimization:  

Don't do it.  The Second Rule of Program Optimization (for experts only!):  

Don't do it yet.  -- Michael Jackson Goldenstern's Rules:  (1) Always hire a 

rich attorney  (2) Never buy from a rich salesman.  The problem ... is that we 

have run out of dinosaurs to form oil with.  Scientists working for the 

Department of Energy have tried to form oil  using other animals; they've 

piled thousands of tons of sand and Middle  Eastern countries on top of cows, 

raccoons, haddock, laboratory rats,  etc., but so far all they have managed to 

do is run up an enormous  bulldozer-rental bill and anger a lot of Middle 

Eastern persons.  None  of the animals turned into oil, although most of the 

laboratory rats  developed cancer.  -- Dave Barry, "Postpetroleum Guzzler"  If 

a 6600 used paper tape instead of core memory, it would use up tape  at about 

30 miles/second. -- Grishman, Assembly Language Programming Peanut Blossoms  4 

cups sugar  16 tbsp. milk  4 cups brown sugar  4 tsp. vanilla  4 cups 

shortening  14 cups flour  8 eggs  4 tsp. soda  4 cups peanut butter  4 tsp. 

salt  Shape dough into balls.  Roll in sugar and bake on ungreased cookie  

sheet at 375 F. for 10-12 minutes.  Immediately top each cookie with a  

Hershey's kiss or star pressing down firmly to crack cookie.  Makes a  hell of 

a lot.  Gyroscope, n.:  A wheel or disk mounted to spin rapidly about an axis 

and also  free to rotate about one or both of two axes perpendicular to  each 

other and the axis of spin so that a rotation of one of  the two mutually 

perpendicular axes results from application of  torque to the other when the 

wheel is spinning and so that the  entire apparatus offers considerable 

opposition depending on  the angular momentum to any torque that would change 

the direction of the axis of spin.  -- Webster's Seventh New Collegiate 

Dictionary.  In fifteen minutes, everyone will be famous. -- Andy Warhol

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THE PHILADELPHIA EXPERIMENT II WAS EVEN MORE TERRIFYING THAN THE FIRST

MOVIE EVEN THOUGH IT WASN'T REAL LIKE THE FIRST ONE!  PHILLY EX 2 IS THE

BEST MOVIE EVER!!!

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                       I AM NOT A BOZO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


^L


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   /     |||||////        TERMINATOR TWO: BEST MOVIE IN THE WORLD !!!!!11

  /  __   ||    ////                      

 |   L|   :      ===      "Hasta la vista, baby!" -- ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER

 | |   __ : ___  =|=                                 (a personal friend)

 |    (_) :/__)   |   

 |/       |      \|    <--- THE TERMINATOR

  |       .\     |       

   \ \ \  :     /         I HOPE TERMINATOR THREE DOESN'T SUCK DEAD BUNNIES

    |  HHH---  |          THRU A STRAW LIKE BATMAN TWO !!!!!11

     \____:___/                                   


"THERE IS NO BATHROOM" -- MY PAL ARNOLD, KINDERGARTEN COP


"HELP HELP! STAPLER MISFIRE!"  -- DILBERT


::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::;;;;::::;::::::::::::::


My son Herbie, age 7, needs a computer for school and I can't afford

one, would anyone like to give us one?  It would be a tax deduction for

you!  Herbie wants a Mac IIfx with a Color PostScript printer.  He needs

this by next week!  All the other kids in his class have them already!!!

/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\//\/\/\

\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\


STAR TREK RULEZ!!!       ________^_______     ============= - - - - - - - - -

                          \______ _____/\       /  /     -  -  -  -  -  -  -

Write-in to Paramount            V   \   \_____/__/_  - - - - WHOOSH! - - -

to keep them from killing Spock     )|US ENTERPRISE/ -  -  -  -  -  -  -

in their next movie!!!!              |____________/ - - - - - - - - - - 


TOP TEN STAR TREK QUOTES         10) "I'm a doctor, not a mechanic."

9) "Dammit Jim!"                 8)  "Spit it out, man!"

7) "I kinna do it Captain, I have not th' power!"

6) "Where's the beef?"           5)  "They're BORN pregnant!"

4) "His BRAIN is missing!" "Oh... you noticed."

               ** send mail if you want the rest **


Majel Barett was only on STAR TREK because she was married to William Shatner.

The new STAR TREK: THE NEXT GENERATION new series that they're making 

now is too full of Yuppie bozos.  And the special effects are too good.

SHATNER COULDN'T DIRECT HIS WAY OUT OF THE BATHROOM WITH BOTH HANDS AND A MAP!


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I have discovered a truly wonderful proof of Fermat's Last Theorem, but

unfortunately this .signature is too small to contain it.

-----------------------------------=----------------------------------------------

There exist no legitimate audio  tapes of me admitting to being

an  alien,  a  government   agent,   a  sexual  pervert,  or  the

camp-follower of little  grey  men  from  Zeta  Reticuli.


/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/

I watch Nick at Nite all day!   Xibo watches stupid soap operas!

/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/


MY .SIGNATURE IS MORE POSTMODERN THAN YOURS!  (It's even autographed by

William S. Burroughs.  See--->?)              /

                                        \/\/. \. Burroughs

                                              /

I wish he hadn't stopped writing those Tarzan books though!!!!


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I have an out-of-date copy of each of the following MTS manuals: Vol. 1, 2,

5, 7, 11, 14, 15, 16, and 24.  If you want a copy, I'm selling 'em, $1 each.

I also have lots of plastic bags for five cents each!


/\_/\_/\_/\_/\_/\_/\_/\_/\_/\_/\_/\_/\_/\_/\_/\_/\_/\_/\_/\_/\_/\_/\_/\_/\_/\

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                           NUKE THE DAMN BUNNY ALREADY!!!!

   |  _

   \ /

    UU __

    ==/  \ 

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  *|__\__/

   /_ \_          "boomp boomp boomp boomp boomp..." "BOOM!!!!!!!"


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AND THIS IS THE PART OF THE .SIG THAT BROKE MIKE JITTLOV'S AMIGA!!!


V guvax guvf dhbgr ol Qnir Oneel, zl snibevgr jevgre, rkcynvaf jul V

bsgra jrne zl haqrejrne ba zl urnq jura V tb gb jbex:


Nyy lbh unir gb qb gb frr gur npphenpl bs zl gurfvf vf ybbx nebhaq

lbh.  Ybbx, va cnegvphyne, ng gur crbcyr jub, yvxr lbh, ner znxvat

nirentr vapbzrf sbe qbvat nirentr wbof -- onax ivpr cerfvqragf,

vafhenapr fnyrfzna, nhqvgbef, frpergnevrf bs qrsrafr -- naq lbh'yy

ernyvmr gurl nyy qerff gur fnzr jnl, rffragvnyyl gur jnl gur znaardhvaf

va gur Frnef zrafjrne qrcnegzrag qerff.  Abj ybbx ng gur erny

fhpprffrf, gur crbcyr jub znxr n ybg zber zbarl guna lbh -- Rygba Wbua,

Pncgnva Xnatnebb, nalobql sebz Fnhqv Nenovn, Ovt Oveq, naq fb ba.  Gurl

nyy qerff shaal -- naq gurl nyy fhpprrq.  Ner lbh pngpuvat ba?

                -- Qnir Oneel, "Ubj gb Qerff sbe Erny Fhpprff"


TO DECODE THE FUNNIST JOKE IN THE UNIVERSE JUST PIPE THAT THROUGH "UUDECODE(1)"

_____________________________________________________________________________

R-RATED GIF FOLLOWS, PRESS N NOW!

^L


  O

(.|.)

 ).(     TIFFANY BRISSETE HAS A GREAT BOD!  WOO WOO!!!!  HUBBA HUBBA!  YOW!

( | )

 \|/


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fee fi fo feh.  fee fi fo feh.  fee fi fo feh.  fee fi fo feh.  fee fi fo feh.

_____________________________________________________________________________


"100% gist-free!"  -- Amy S. Brockman on Kibo's .signature.

                      Compliment... or CONSPIRACY?

/////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////


My favorite painters are Pollock, Rothko, Warhol, Dali', Miro', Tanguy,

Rockwell, Warhol, and myself.  I'm almost as good as Dali' !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My least favorite musical composer is Salieri, since he was a bozo.

                               ____________________

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             BO-       \____|    __________          |____/      -ZO

                            |   / ________ \         |

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                             \ |/_/      \_\|       /

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                        _____________/      \____________ (clown shoes)


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Ich bin ein .signature Virus. Mach' mit und kopiere mich in Deine .signature.

Don't ask what it means, just put it in your .signature, okay?

_____________________________________________________________________________

THE OPINIONS EXPRESSED IN THIS POSTING ARE SOLELY THE AUTHORS' AND DO NOT

NECESSARILY REFLECT THOSE OF DIGITAL EQUIPMENT CORPORATION, RENSSELAER POLY-

POLYTECHNIC INSTITUTE, PENN STATE, IBM, NASA, HARVARD UNIVERSITY, SCIENTOLOGY,

ATARI CORP., STANFORD UNIVERSITY, BITNET INC., SOFTWARE TOOL & DIE, INFOCOM,

PRODIGY, RALSTON PURINA INC., JAPAN, LYNDON LaROUCHE, THE SYSOP OF USENET,

GEORGE BUSH, THE LONDON TIMES, ORACLE CORPORATION, WILLIE WHISTLE, STAR TREK

THE NEXT GENERATION, THE HOME SHOPPING CLUB, THE HAIR CHANNEL FOR MEN, OR THE

CITY OF NEW YORK.  HOWEVER YOU CAN'T SUE ME FOR SAYING ANY OF THIS BECAUSE

IF YOU SUE ME YOU'D HAVE TO QUOTE ME IN COURT AND THEN I'D SUE YOU FOR

QUOTING THIS COPYRIGHTED (C) MESSAGE!!!  MY COUSINS ARE ALL LAWYERS !!!!!

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* NEW drawing!                                                               *

* of a RADIK00L sword thats even BIGGER then the USS ENTERPRISE wow!         *

*                                                                            *

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*              /\/  /                       ====@====     /////////  ---------

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* __===__  /   /                                                             *

*/       \/----+---------------------------------------\______               *

*|        |           XCALIBER THE DECAPITATER!!!!            \______________*

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*\__====_/\---+----------------------------------------/~~~~~~               *

*          \  \                                                              *

*           \  \                                                             *

*            \  \                                                            *

*             \  \_                                                          *

*              \   \          NOTE: This isnt a hyperdermic needel !!!!!!    *

*               \   \                                                        *

*                \/\_\                                                       *

*                                                ITS SO GOOD I FRAMED IT !!!!*

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aibophobia (ay' bo fo beeya): n. The fear of palindromes.


kibophobia (ki' bo fo beeya): n. The fear of Kibo.


kibophobik (ki' bo fo bik): n. The fear of Kibo's palindromes.

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I'M STILL 100% FLAMEPROOF!   /   I'VE FALLEN AND I CAN'T GET UP!  /  HI MARK!

____________________________/____________________________________/___________

If you type "rm *" right now I'll give you a million dollars!!!

_____________________________________________________________________________

Arsenio Hall is the black Johnny Carson but Byron Allen is the black Pat Sajak!

But at least Byron Allen is funnier than Skip Stephenson or John Barbour!

Conan O'Brien sucks because he has big hair and Monty Python isn't funny

because it doesn't make any sense!!!  JAY LENO ROCKS!!!!

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IBM's "AIX" operating system is better than "real" "UNIX" systems

because "AIX" has "man" pages that show "pictures" of each "command"!

Here's an "example", isn't this "cute"?


RM, DELETE(1,C)             AIX Commands Reference              RM, DELETE(1,C)


PURPOSE


Removes files or directories.


SYNTAX


  one of

+--------+   +------------+

| rm     |---|   +----+   |--- file ---|

| delete |   +---| -f |---+ ^        |

+--------+     ^ | -i | |   +--------+

               | | -r | |

               | | -- | |

               | | -s | |

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               +--------+

____________________________________________________ \o clip and save _______

                                                     /O

                                                        <--those are scissors

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       .-'@   @@@@@@@   .  @@@@@

      /@@@  @@@@@@@@@@@   @@@@@@@   .<--- Crater Parry -- I paid $15 for it

    ./    o @@@@@@@@@@@   @@@@@@@         at the Boston Science Museum!

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          If this posting offends you, then you're a WEENERBRAIN!!!



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             .....Dedicated to the memory of DeForest Kelley.....

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|_____-/  BOSTON, MASSACHUSSETTS <-- SITE OF WORLD.COM PUBLIC ACCESS UNIX

                                     ONLY A DOLLAR A MINUTE PLUS CONNECT TIME!


          AND NO I DON'T KNOW MICHAEL DUKAKIS PERSONALLY!

^L


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 THIS IS THE THREE HUNDRED FIFTIETH LINE OF MY .SIGNATURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



                                the edn


P.S.:

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>From mathew@mantis.co.uk Tue Jul  2 11:28:05 1991

To: James 'Kibo' Parry 

Subject: Re: Call for creation of alt.evolutionary.acceleration

From: Industrial Poet 

Comments: Civilization is a momentary failure of entropy

Date: Tue, 02 Jul 91 10:55:39 BST

Organization: Mantis Consultants, Cambridge. UK.


Might I suggest adding the following quote to your .signature:


"It seems like it's time to retire the length-of-sig-wasted-bandwidth flame.

The point really is, News is BIG and .signatures, even long ones, are small."

                            - Mark-Jason Dominus 



mathew

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>From stev0@sti.com Sat May  9 01:19:46 1992

Date: Fri, 8 May 92 22:19:07 PDT

From: stev0@sti.com (Steve Berlin)

To: kibo@world.std.com

Subject: Re:  your .sig


Hi there.


Thanks for your nifty .sig.  I already got a copy from alt.fan.warlord,

but with such a wonderful work of art, you can never have too many copies,

can you?  Well, of course you can!  I mean, "Mona Lisa" is a damn good

painting, but am I going to hang it in every room in my apartment?  No!

But I digress.


Anyway, to make your .sig a bit more "user-friendly", here is an index for

it.  The numbers, of course, refer to line numbers.

I'll let someone ELSE do a table of contents.


Suggestions for index:

1)  Append it to the end of the .sig

2)  Include it as a seperate file 

3)  Just delete the damn thing, log off, and watch Ren and Stimpy

or (my favorite):  append it to the end of your sig, THEN log off and

watch Ren and Stimpy.


- Stev0


13, Rot - 610-623

Address - 55-58

Autograph, Burroughs, William S. - 527-533

Child, Dying - 155-174

Copyright - 86-88

Credits - 19,20

Dedication - 781-783

Disclaimers - 22-25, 89-98, 142, 153, 216, 276, 474, 677-686, 772, 790

Drawings, ASCII:

    Bozo - 644-670

    Brain - 28-37

    Bunny, Energizer, Being Nuked - 540-556

    Check, Amiga - 223-243

    Dog - 40-48

    Enterprise - 501-506, 692-695

    Simpson, Bart, Minimalist - 245-253

    Sword - 692-709

    Terminator - 478-489

    unknown (command flow?) 736-744

    unknown (computer?) 293-300

End, The - 775-780, 831

Favorites:

    Author - 77-81

    Font - 144-146

    Heavy Metal Band - 245-253

    Movie - 137-138

    Movie - 478-489

    Painters - 641-643

    Quotes - 388-440

    Quotes, Star Trek - 507-511

    SF Short Story - 207-208

    Skeleton Joke - 210

Feh, Fee Fi Fo - 638

Font, BUA - 257-273

Font, Biggest UA - 559-609

GIF, R-Rated - 626-635

History - 2-16

Line 350 - 828

Manuals, MTS - 535-537

Map, Australia - 308-320

Map, Massachusetts - 785-788

Map, Moon 442-473, 748-771

Network, Sean Coates' - 350-362

Peeks, Twin - 176-205

Phobias - 712-716

Posts Made, Number of - 364-386

Quitting Attempts - 794-825

Quotes, Random - 57-75, 83, 84, 99-135, 140-152, 212-214, 321-348, 

                 490-497, 514-525, 723-734

Scissors - 745-746

Score, Tetris - 220

Smilies - 303-305

Space, Blank - 280-291

Virus, .Sig, German - 672-674

====


Alt.alien.visitors elected me OFFICIAL Spokesman For The Planet Earth!



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In article <13bvonINN6il@darkstar.UCSC.EDU> carolo@cse.ucsc.edu signed:

>-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=

>Carol Osterbrock       *   Life is too short for 4 line .sigs

>carolo@cse.ucsc.edu    *    -- well, if Kibo didn't say it, he should have

>==============================================================================


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                UN-altered REPRODUCTION and DISSEMINATION of this

                IMPORTANT Information is ENCOURAGED.


RMS told me to plug the League For Programmed Freedom in my .signature

so I did.  Join the LPF!  RMS is cool.


                     SEE BATMAN 2 !!!!

--


                        I HAVE A BLACK BELT !


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