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BlackNemesis13
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Posted on 08-08-09 11:52:21 PM Link | Quote
So I'm sitting at the computer for practically 3 days straight trying to get a month's worth of online coursework done to get it out of the way. I stop for a minute to think as I lean back in my chair.

Big mistake. What happens? As I lean back in my chair, the damn thing snaps in half! I mean, I know it's an old piece of crap that I've needed to replace for a while, but come on!

So now I'm sitting on my sister's pink poofy vanity chair until I can get me some monies. At least now I have something to tell people that they can get me for my birthday.

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Posted on 08-09-09 12:08:41 AM Link | Quote
Happened to me a few years back with a crappy old office chair. I lived with a wooden dining chair until I could get a real one again.

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Posted on 08-09-09 12:23:32 AM Link | Quote

sounds like you need a MAXXDADDY MONSTER

holds up to 1000lbs

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Posted on 08-09-09 12:41:57 AM Link | Quote
That MAXXDADDY looks very comfortable.

Can't say that I've had that happen to me.

I did have someone pull a chair out from under me. Course this was in elementary school.

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Posted on 08-09-09 12:42:31 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by yde
holds up to 1000lbs

At least it's durable.

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Posted on 08-09-09 12:47:01 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by yde
sounds like you need a MAXXDADDY MONSTER

holds up to 1000lbs

I hate chairs like this. They just feel so rickety. D:

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Posted on 08-09-09 01:08:06 AM Link | Quote
I think I want one... Although I do agree with Supakitsune that they always seem rickety.

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BlackNemesis13
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Posted on 08-09-09 02:34:57 AM Link | Quote

Originally posted by yde
sounds like you need a MAXXDADDY MONSTER

holds up to 1000lbs

Eh, doesn't match my room. Give me something red, black, or burgundy that is either gothic or japanese looking and then we'll talk. Plus, that thing looks cheap. I want a throne dammit! I gotta pimp out my evil lair where I'm secretly using my computer to take over the world.

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Posted on 08-09-09 06:30:53 AM Link | Quote

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I weigh 115 lbs.

But I break the back of every chair I sit in.

What the heck do I do to the chair to make it break like that?!?!

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Posted on 08-09-09 07:12:41 AM (last edited by yde at 08-09-09 04:13 AM) Link | Quote

Originally posted by Metal_Man88
I weigh 115 lbs.

But I break the back of every chair I sit in.

What the heck do I do to the chair to make it break like that?!?!
stop buying chairs designed by fisher price

also, 115? how tall are you?

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Posted on 08-09-09 05:34:35 PM (last edited by Metal_Man88 at 08-09-09 02:35 PM) Link | Quote

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Metal_Man88
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5'9ish. On the edge below 5'10".

Michael Jackson only weighed 10 pounds less than me, and was about the same height.

And it is true--the chairs I break seem to fail not in the back itself, but the bolts must be made out of junk, because they like to snap.

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Posted on 08-09-09 06:01:47 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Bagel
Happened to me a few years back with a crappy old office chair. I lived with a wooden dining chair until I could get a real one again.

Same except I broke the wheels of the chair and it would no longer stand up. I hate Dining Chairs now...

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Posted on 08-09-09 06:51:40 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Metal_Man88
5'9ish. On the edge below 5'10".

Michael Jackson only weighed 10 pounds less than me, and was about the same height.
Yikes. Sounds like you'd fit right in with a bunch of The World Ends With You characters.


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Posted on 08-09-09 06:52:19 PM Link | Quote
Pft, twigs.

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Posted on 08-09-09 07:08:24 PM Link | Quote

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Metal_Man88
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Yeah. All I need is a baseball helmet and a bat and I resemble the Scout.

Well, the mustache would have to go to really fit it perfectly, but, you know.

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Posted on 08-09-09 07:12:23 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Metal_Man88
Yeah. All I need is a baseball helmet and a bat and I resemble the Scout.

Well, the mustache would have to go to really fit it perfectly, but, you know.
But do you have the stretchiness?

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Posted on 08-09-09 07:54:06 PM Link | Quote

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Depends on what you mean. If I stretched more often I'd be very flexible--I can do some crazy stuff as it is, though.

Although I can't double jump, since that defies physics.

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Posted on 08-11-09 12:37:21 PM Link | Quote
It really isn't weight as much as it is how forceful you are with it... if you rock it around a lot (leaning back, getting up and sitting back down, etc) you're going to wear it out faster than you would just sitting down. You can wreck pretty much any chair that way.

I say this because I've broken about as many chairs as the 11 year old in this house (about 3)

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Posted on 08-12-09 03:48:20 AM Link | Quote
I broke a couple of my grandma's old dining room chairs by leaning on them wrong, but they were pretty old and a bit wobbly to begin with. And I weighed like, 200 at the time. After the second one, I had to use a metal folding chair for several months.

Now I just use a cheapo Target office chair. I should probably order a nicer, more comfortable one, but meh, this one shouldn't break since I'm skinnier, now. :3
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Posted on 08-12-09 05:04:44 AM Link | Quote
I've had this for like 6 years, thing's a beast and I love it. It's not leather so you don't stick, and the wooden arms aren't big and bulky masses of lame.

It has a nice natural creak, and every few months the squeal kicks back in, but nothing some liquid wrench won't fix fast.

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