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Posted on 06-11-09 07:29:23 PM

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[15:51] <@darthbobby> I feel like fried bologna

[15:51] <@PY> what

[15:51] <@darthbobby> actually, I don't

[15:51] <@darthbobby> but it's about all I have

[15:51] <@darthbobby> so fried bologna it is

[15:51] <@PY> XD

[15:57] <@darthbobby> =[

[15:57] <@darthbobby> just =[

[15:57] <@darthbobby> I dont even care enough to give it a >:|

[15:58] <@PY> :(

[16:10] <@darthbobby> god fucking dammit >:|

[16:11] <@PY> ;_

[16:11] <@darthbobby> No bread.

[16:11] <@darthbobby> Burnt bologna

[16:11] <@darthbobby> Turns out cooking spray as at least somewhat flammable

[16:12] <@PY> ...

[16:12] <@PY> :(

[16:12] <@darthbobby> I st the plate down on the stove-eye, that I forgot to turn off

[16:12] <@darthbobby> Oh, and I found a thumbtack

[16:12] <@darthbobby> what the fuck was a thumbtack doing in the kitchen floor

[16:13] <@PY> It's a trap!

[16:13] <@darthbobby> my foot is bleeding

[16:14] <@darthbobby> i have 2 burnt slices of bologna with a piece of cheese sandwhiched between them =/

[16:14] <@PY> :<

[16:14] <@PY> poor db

[16:14] <@darthbobby> and fuck

[16:14] * @PY hugs

[16:14] <@darthbobby> I forgot to fix a drink

[16:14] <@PY> :<

[16:15] <@darthbobby> I wonder if my dog will eat this...

[16:16] <@MenTaLguY> thumbtacks are not as bad as needles

[16:16] <@PY> You think?

[16:16] <@darthbobby> agreed

[16:16] <@PY> needles don't stick up out of the ground!

[16:16] <@MenTaLguY> socked feet + shag carpet + a needle someone had dropped remains one of my more memorable childhood experiences

[16:16] <@darthbobby> wasnt a thumbtack exactly

[16:16] <@PY> >_<

[16:16] <@MenTaLguY> the needle went about 3/4 of the way in and I had to pull it out

[16:17] <@darthbobby> more like a furniture foot tacked on with a mini nail

[16:17] <@PY> owowowow

[16:17] <@MenTaLguY> that's quite a bit worse than a thumbtack actually

[16:20] <@darthbobby> Well, my decent day just turned into trash

[16:20] * @darthbobby noms his burnt bologna

Rant. Rage. FFFFFUUUUUUUUUU

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Posted on 06-11-09 07:34:41 PM

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Someone needs a hug.

I would say 'it could always be worse' but I think you need to do some grocery shopping...and make sure that you don't have an infection after something like that.

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Posted on 06-11-09 07:36:43 PM

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Yea. You should put some neosporin on that thing...

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Posted on 06-11-09 07:41:00 PM (last edited by 303darthbobby at 06-12-09 10:39 AM)

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It has stopped bleeding now, so I'm gonna peroxide the hell out of it and then put some Neosporin on it. Hopefully I got the kind with pain relief. Stings pretty bad =[

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'it could always be worse'

*Metal_Man88 has flashbacks of fighting hordes of children, Doberman biting his face off, er...

Yeah. Make sure the wound is treated. That's how I managed to avoid having any visible scars on anywhere important despite my history of... brawling and laceration-style misfortunes.

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Posted on 06-12-09 02:12:45 AM (last edited by Higsby at 06-11-09 11:13 PM)

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I have a few scars because I wasn't able to treat them soon enough. It's not my fault that i don;t carry Neosporin everywhere I go (well actually it is

).

So make sure you treat your thumbtack wound, it reminds me of the time I got a geometry set compass needle through the front of my leg

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The worst is when you see the tack just sitting pretty in your skin and you have to pull it out D:

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Posted on 06-12-09 07:06:43 AM

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Not nearly as bad as hedgehog quills. Oh my fuck, my roommate's hedgehog sheds on the floor sometimes, and SOMEHOW one got in to my room. I was kneeling down to pick something up, and in to my knee it goes!!! Razor sharp fun at its finest. Add blood for dramatic effect. Removing the thin piece of ouchshit is just a bonus to the over-all experience, of course.

In other words, sorry your foot got jacked up and your bologna sucks shit.

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Posted on 06-12-09 07:09:47 AM

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As if it wasn't enough this thread's ad had needles and ugh.

Combine that with the entire thread and

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Posted on 06-12-09 11:29:31 AM

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Originally posted by Mumbles
The worst is when you see the tack just sitting pretty in your skin and you have to pull it out D:

Looking back, this part is actually funny. I remember thinking it was just a sharp toy (I live in a house with two kids, aged 6 and 7), so I lifted my foot and started to shake it around trying to get the 'toy' to fall off. When I realized what it was, I pulled it out. I think that was the least painful part, actually.

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Moved out of the Officer's Club. That forum is more for personal problems, rather than, uh, this.

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Ouch :/

I had a hedgehog once.. I think the worst that ever happened to me was accidentally hitting it's glass enclosure with my knee at night and slicing my knee open (I also totalled the enclosure, but at least the hedgehog wasn't hurt)

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I didn't know a hedgehog was a common pet. I saw one at a petting zoo once (yes, I know, I thought the same thing), but that's it.

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Originally posted by 303darthbobby
Looking back, this part is actually funny. I remember thinking it was just a sharp toy (I live in a house with two kids, aged 6 and 7), so I lifted my foot and started to shake it around trying to get the 'toy' to fall off. When I realized what it was, I pulled it out. I think that was the least painful part, actually.

Oh man, I know the feeling... stepping on the odd piece of Lego the kids left behind.. FFFFFFFFFFFFFFF.

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Fried bologna?

I'm gonna have to try that with my regular peanut butter and toast some time.

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Posted on 06-13-09 12:36:30 AM

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Originally posted by Giga
Fried bologna?

I'm gonna have to try that with my regular peanut butter and toast some time.

You should try a peanut butter hotdog sometime too. It's good. I promise.

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I don't eat my hotdogs with buns of any sort, so no. +D

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Peanut butter + meat =

in my book.

I'm more surprised that people have hedgehogs as pets.

There's a hazard for you.

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He got it as a Christmas gift from his then-girlfriend. I'd never actually seen one of the little critters in person until then, but its kinda cool I guess. Puffs up all prickly every time I go near it though, I don't think its used to me still (despite me feeding it a great deal of times) That or it senses my uneasiness

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line 318 column 232 - Warning: <img> proprietary attribute value "absmiddle"
line 318 column 232 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 318 column 275 - Warning: <img> proprietary attribute value "absmiddle"
line 318 column 275 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 318 column 318 - Warning: <img> proprietary attribute value "absmiddle"
line 318 column 318 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 318 column 361 - Warning: <img> proprietary attribute value "absmiddle"
line 318 column 361 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 319 column 23 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 319 column 64 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
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line 337 column 1726 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 337 column 1814 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 337 column 2058 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 342 column 2755 - Warning: <img> proprietary attribute value "absmiddle"
line 342 column 2755 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 343 column 2902 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 343 column 3091 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
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line 350 column 90 - Warning: <img> proprietary attribute value "absmiddle"
line 350 column 90 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 351 column 23 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
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line 369 column 273 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 369 column 705 - Warning: <img> proprietary attribute value "absmiddle"
line 369 column 705 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 371 column 901 - Warning: <img> proprietary attribute value "absmiddle"
line 371 column 901 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 372 column 1113 - Warning: <img> proprietary attribute value "absmiddle"
line 372 column 1113 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 380 column 22 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
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line 426 column 518 - Warning: <img> proprietary attribute value "absmiddle"
line 426 column 518 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
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line 452 column 278 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 454 column 707 - Warning: <img> proprietary attribute value "absmiddle"
line 454 column 707 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 456 column 809 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
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line 590 column 252 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 592 column 1001 - Warning: <img> proprietary attribute value "absmiddle"
line 592 column 1001 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 592 column 1158 - Warning: <img> proprietary attribute value "absmiddle"
line 592 column 1158 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
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line 612 column 15 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 622 column 1243 - Warning: <img> proprietary attribute value "absmiddle"
line 622 column 1243 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 622 column 1296 - Warning: <img> proprietary attribute value "absmiddle"
line 622 column 1296 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
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line 630 column 112 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 630 column 162 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
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line 641 column 15 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 650 column 247 - Warning: <img> proprietary attribute value "absmiddle"
line 650 column 247 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 650 column 300 - Warning: <img> proprietary attribute value "absmiddle"
line 650 column 300 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 660 column 11 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 661 column 22 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
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line 661 column 112 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
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line 672 column 15 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 691 column 37 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 698 column 1369 - Warning: <img> proprietary attribute value "absmiddle"
line 698 column 1369 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 700 column 1493 - Warning: <img> proprietary attribute value "absmiddle"
line 700 column 1493 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 706 column 11 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 707 column 22 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 707 column 63 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 707 column 112 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 707 column 162 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 718 column 15 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 725 column 397 - Warning: <img> proprietary attribute value "absmiddle"
line 725 column 397 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 734 column 43 - Warning: <img> proprietary attribute value "absmiddle"
line 734 column 140 - Warning: <img> proprietary attribute value "absmiddle"
line 734 column 243 - Warning: <img> proprietary attribute value "absmiddle"
line 743 column 25 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 748 column 267 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 149 column 50 - Warning: trimming empty <font>
line 283 column 539 - Warning: trimming empty <font>
line 700 column 1638 - Warning: trimming empty <center>
line 728 column 17 - Warning: trimming empty <tr>
line 731 column 50 - Warning: trimming empty <font>
line 125 column 68 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 141 column 68 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 177 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 249 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 251 column 1308 - Warning: <table> proprietary attribute "height"
line 251 column 1411 - Warning: <table> proprietary attribute "height"
line 255 column 2176 - Warning: <table> proprietary attribute "height"
line 279 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 281 column 74 - Warning: <table> proprietary attribute "height"
line 309 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 335 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 337 column 1595 - Warning: <td> proprietary attribute "background"
line 337 column 1895 - Warning: <td> proprietary attribute "background"
line 337 column 2148 - Warning: <table> proprietary attribute "height"
line 342 column 2672 - Warning: <marquee> is not approved by W3C
line 343 column 2983 - Warning: <td> proprietary attribute "background"
line 367 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 369 column 74 - Warning: <table> proprietary attribute "height"
line 396 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 422 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 450 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 480 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 508 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 534 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 562 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 588 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 617 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 619 column 1035 - Warning: <table> proprietary attribute "height"
line 646 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 677 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 679 column 1035 - Warning: <table> proprietary attribute "height"
line 696 column 47 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 698 column 1124 - Warning: <table> proprietary attribute "height"
line 698 column 1243 - Warning: <table> proprietary attribute "height"
line 700 column 1692 - Warning: <table> proprietary attribute "height"
line 723 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
Info: Document content looks like HTML5
Info: No system identifier in emitted doctype
Tidy found 394 warnings and 4 errors!

The alt attribute should be used to give a short description
of an image; longer descriptions should be given with the
longdesc attribute which takes a URL linked to the description.
These measures are needed for people using non-graphical browsers.

For further advice on how to make your pages accessible
see http://www.w3.org/WAI/GL.
You are recommended to use CSS to specify the font and
properties such as its size and color. This will reduce
the size of HTML files and make them easier to maintain
compared with using <FONT> elements.

You are recommended to use CSS to control line wrapping.
Use "white-space: nowrap" to inhibit wrapping in place
of inserting <NOBR>...</NOBR> into the markup.

About HTML Tidy: https://github.com/htacg/tidy-html5
Bug reports and comments: https://github.com/htacg/tidy-html5/issues
Official mailing list: https://lists.w3.org/Archives/Public/public-htacg/
Latest HTML specification: http://dev.w3.org/html5/spec-author-view/
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English? Consider helping us to localize HTML Tidy. For details please see
https://github.com/htacg/tidy-html5/blob/master/README/LOCALIZE.md