| Yoshi52 Member Level: 17      Posts: 38/47 EXP: 23156 For next: 1587 Since: 03-02-08 From: Somewhere Since last post: 13.0 years Last activity: 13.0 years  |
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| I'm gonna try a shot in the dark and see how things turn out. I'm gonna post that fan fiction I've worked on since, uh... The 4th of Jul, 2008? Wow, not even a year? Well, I'm gonna decide to not post all the chapters at once, that'd be overwhelming, maybe. Once per day for now, and once it's up to date with the CGC version, It'll be whenever I get an update ready. (Currently once every other day, as I'm trying to quicken the releases) Note that I imagine this as the next Paper Mario game, so I try to be realistic with the plot, but also adding in whatever seems like me... And I made it sort of script styled so I didn't have to use as much effort. The Episodes get better as it goes along, so try and bear with me... Bear? Ahem, so, off to the original intro, and Episode 1. This is just a side thing I'll do. It's pretty weird... I came up with it while playing my 4th play through of Paper Mario: tTYD If you're stuck wondering what the characters look like, go here and look for the Paper Mario version of the character in question. Oh, and I made box art for it, just to make it even more of a game. :-D Knowing me, I'll make the disk cover, too sometime... Might need Gimp for that.  OK, info about the fake ESRB rating: There's only one alcohol reference, and it's really not even that bad. Comic Mischief is in every Mario game.  There is no Drug reference (yet), it's just there to take up space. The Mild Language is only in one chapter so far, and it's all censored anyway. Mild Violent References as in, "I'm gonna punch you! ...Ow, I missed!" Episode 1: A New Adventure Mario: Ah, another wonderful day! Mario is outside his house and Parakarry comes to deliver a letter. Parakarry: Hey, Mario, this is a letter to Luigi. Probably fan mail. Mario: Wahzufackleradda! How do you know my name?! Parakarry: Aw, come on, Mario, a lot of people know you. Now take this to Luigi please. Mario: Everyone knows me? What?! WHAT?!?! I must hide my identity! Mario runs away into his house. Before he goes in, though, he walks back to Parakarry and takes the letter. Luigi: Hey, Bro. Why do you look so freaked out, huh? Mario hands over the letter to Luigi then shouts. Mario: EVERYONE KNOWS WHO I AM!! WACKALAFAHOWHO?!?! Luigi: Uh... You... Of course, Bro. You're famous... Hey, looks like I'm famous too. Nice. Mario: But, I can't have everyone knowing me! I must hide my identity! Mario runs out of the house to find a way to hide his secret identity. Luigi: Meh... I'm sure he's fine. Ever since he was done with that big adventure through Rogueport, he's been a tad weird. Now... Luigi takes a look at his letter. Luigi: Oh, cool! I have a fan club at this place called... The Rare Witch Project Forums? Hm... Never heard of that... Mario: There! No one will recognize me if I'm wearing this W Emblem badge! Mario is very confident that everyone will think of him as Wario. He thinks no one will know he's Mario. Well, while walking back to his home, Mario encounters a Buzzy Beetle with a spiked, red shell. Buzzy Beetle: Hey, Mario! Mario: Wah hah hah! I am not Mario! I'm Wardio! Who are'd you? Buzzy Beetle: Uh... Wardio, huh? Yeah, OK... I don't think anyone's gonna fall for that. A Toad notices Mario. Squin T. : Oh my god! Wario! You really lost weight! Mario: Wah hah hah! I know, great, huh? The Toad walks away. Buzzy Beetle: ... Anyway, I'm Spiky Joe. Remember? From the Glitz Pit? Mario: Oh, hi! Why are you here? Spiky Joe: Uh... The...Er, the... Yeah, Miss Jolene let everyone go on vacation, yeah... And I wanted to find some excitement. Mario: Ah... I was gonna- Wario then sees Mario dressed as him. Wario: !!! He then walks away from them in shock. Mario: -go home and sit. Maybe go to the Trouble Center, if I got bored enough. Spiky Joe: The Trouble Center, huh? Just then, a Bandit runs by and runs into Mario. Bandit: Hey, watch it! Can't you see I'm trying to rob someone?! It's hard enough when everyone's looking, but when a random badge wearing doofus is standing in my way, I can't- Spiky Joe: Hey, you can't rob someone! Bandit: !! Mario: I think it's bad to steal something. The Bandit touches Mario and a curtain covers them. It goes up to reveal a stage with a cheap, cardboard background. Mario: OK, RPG stuff again! Mario/Hammer/Normal Hammer/ Mario smacks the Bandit with his hammer to do 2 damage. Spiky Joe/Shell/Shell Shot/ Spiky Joe spins inside his shell and charges at the Bandit for 2 damage. Bandit/Attack/Thief/ The Bandit charges at Mario. Mario does a Superguard doing 1 damage to the Bandit. The Bandit is defeated! 10 Star Points Bandit: Aw... Darn it! Killjoys! The Bandit runs away, dropping a map. Squin T. : Aw, thanks you guys! You saved my treasure map! You guys were like super heroes! Spiky Joe: Hey, I guess we are! Mario, you think we- Squin T. : That's Mario? I thought he was Wario! Wario: ! Spiky Joe: -should fight crime? Mario: Well, I am bored... Spiky Joe: Alright! I guess getting kicked off the- I mean, er... Getting a vacation...yeah... was good after all! Mario: Say, what's on that map? Squin T. : I don't know... I have no reason for it, so you take it. Mario: Now we have a mission! Spiky Joe: But, you need a codename! Hmm... My spike is my trademark... And I say "spiketastic." Mario: I'll be... Squin T. : I recognize you by that lip warmer, usually. Mario: Aha! I'll be Warmer of Lips! I say, "Lip Warming Goodness!" Spiky Joe: Uh, how 'bout Mustache? Mustache: That works too. Yes! Our new mission is to find out what this map is showing! Yes, this adventure will be most Mustache-ical! Spiky Joe: I heard that this person called Russ knows a lot of things. We should ask him. Spiky Joe and... Mustache go to Russ T.'s house. Mustache knows the way because he's visited him before. Mustache: Wait! We need a theme song! Spiky Joe: Uhm, why? Mustache: All heroes have theme songs! Hm... Ah! I got one! Spiky Joe and the Mustache! Spiky Joe and the Mustache! Fightin' crime, beatin' baddies up, Solving Troubles in the Trouble Center! Spiky Joe, with his Spike Top! Mustache with his Mustache! "Look at my Mustache!" YAHOO! Spiky Joe: ..............Uh.........Let's just.....continue our mission.... END The first one is always awkward, but the next won't be as bad. Only 8 people read it, but never posted their thoughts, so I might as well just edit thisp ost, since hardly anyone read it... Episode 2: Cold Start Mustache and Spiky Joe enter Russ T.'s house. Mustache: Hey there, Rusty! How's Dean and Hank goin' huh? Russ: ...Uh, I'm not Rusty Venture. I'm Russ Toad. Mustache: Yo, it's called a joke, right swabbeh? Spiky Joe: Yeah, don't call me swabbeh. So, Russ, are you smart with maps and stuff? Russ: Why yes! I'm quite map savvy! Spiky Joe: Map...Savvy? Mustache do you know what that means? Mustache: Uhm...Smecksy? Russ: I'm really smart with maps, let me see it. Mustache hands over the map to Russ. Russ: Hm... It's a map... that leads to 5 pieces of a machine. That machine looks to be a GBA. It says that the GBA belonged to Miles Prower, but was destroyed for some reason. That GBA will lead to special treasures! Mustache: Alright! We're gonna get treasures! What's our first location? Russ: Hmmm... It seems the locations are numbered, and...The first one is... Shiver City, I believe. Yes, that is it. Spiky Joe: Hm, Shiver City, huh? Sounds pretty warm to me. ............ Spiky Joe: It's a joke, people. Mustache: Hey, I've been there before. I got...accused of murder there... Spiky Joe: ...And did you? Mustache: Of course not, the guy fell on his head! Russ: In order to get there- Mustache: Hey, yo, wait, woah, hey! I know how to get there. Mustache and Spiky Joe exit Russ's house, and come back two seconds later. Mustache: I'm lost, where's Shiver City? Russ: There's a pipe leading there in the sewers. Spiky Joe: The sewers? Augh, I know this won't be any bit of good. Spiky Joe and Mustache enter the sewers via a warp pipe. They meet some resistance and fight 83 Star Points worth of enemies. But, they arrive at Shiver City... Spiky Joe: Y-y-y-yep, v-v-very w-w-w-warm here... Mustache: I felt colder... Spiky Joe/Item/Spicy Soup/ Spiky Joe gets warmed up! Spiky Joe: So, where is that GBA Piece? Mustache: Hm... It's in Shiver City. Spiky Joe: Yeah, we know that... Where in Shiver City? Mustache: Somewhere? Uh, let's look in...That house! The two heroes enter a tall house, which has been turned into a milk bar. Mustache: Oooo, I don't remember this. Hey, how much is a drink? Bar Keeper: One glass of milk is- Wait, why am I explaining this? There's a menu up there, see? The Bar Keeper points at a sign above him. Also, the Bar Keeper is a penguin. Yeah, that's kinda important. Mustache: One shot of a Wolfe Logan Milkshake, please! Bar Keeper: Ah, of course, sir! These Wolfe Logan ice creams have been getting quite popular lately.............Here you go, sir! The Bar Keeper slides a mug of a Chocolate and Vanilla milkshake, all swirled around in a fancy S-Curve, topped off with whipped cream and a cherry. Mustache: Ah, this'll be great! Mustache slurps down the whole thing and asks for another, then repeats. Spiky Joe: Uh, wow, hope you don't go to the mOon or anything... END ____________________   |
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