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Which one?
It will probably end the universe.
The choice below is false
 
12.5%, 1 vote
The choice above is true
 
12.5%, 1 vote
Travel back in time and shoot yourself
 
50.0%, 4 votes
42/0
 
25.0%, 2 votes
Multi-voting is disabled. 8 users have voted.

Drake
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Posted on 02-21-09 02:41:27 AM Link | Quote
Yeah.

You need to explain why you picked that option... or at least try before you lose your mind.

Of course, you could simply not post and not vote at all. But, how long can you resist before your curiosity takes over?
Joe
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Posted on 02-21-09 05:20:06 AM Link | Quote
Travel back in time and shoot yourself.

Or better yet, shoot the person who changed the time plane. You'll die either way, but at least this way there's a possibility that the time plane will return to the normal one in which you're not fatally injured.

(Catch the reference!)

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Kyon
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Posted on 02-21-09 11:17:04 PM (last edited by CarCat at 02-28-09 08:59 PM) Link | Quote
This statement will never be true.
roxahris
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Posted on 02-22-09 11:20:20 AM Link | Quote
0/42

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Teconmoon
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Posted on 02-22-09 06:00:16 PM Link | Quote
The choice below is false
Sponty
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Posted on 02-23-09 04:30:03 PM Link | Quote
Travel back in time and shoot myself.
Because it makes more sense then the other two
SHIT. No it doesn't.

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Posted on 03-01-09 12:02:07 AM Link | Quote
THIS POLL IS UNDER THE CONTROL OF MY CSS STYLE SHEET.

Please continue what you were doing.
Teconmoon
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Posted on 03-01-09 02:47:07 AM Link | Quote
WOAH
Sponty
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Posted on 03-02-09 05:13:34 PM Link | Quote
Looks old-timey.

Also, paradox thread is paradoxical

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