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Posted on 07-27-07 04:00:13 AM Link | Quote
Receiving incoming transmission from The Captain...
At work today, I was ringing up a buttercream cake (I'm a cashier, by the way) that was labeled "Butrcream cake." Except I read it as "Buttcream cake"...

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Daily Cycle II ~ 1326


I just read it that way too... nice going

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Rusted Logic
Acmlmboard - commit 47be4dc [2021-08-23]
©2000-2022 Acmlm, Xkeeper, Kaito Sinclaire, et al.

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see http://www.w3.org/WAI/GL.
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compared with using <FONT> elements.

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of inserting <NOBR>...</NOBR> into the markup.

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