I stopped watching television
THIS MESSAGE WILL BE CONTINUED AFTER A WORD FROM OUR SPONSOR when the ads started completely
HEY IF YOU BUY THIS STUPID PIECE OF CRAP EVERY WOMAN YOU SEE WILL INSTANTLY WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU ruining what little content there was to begin with.
OMG YOU ABSOLUTELY CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT SEEING THIS NEW SHOW SO WE'RE GOING TO BLOCK OUT THE SCREEN FOR A NICE LONG WHILE TO TELL YOU ABOUT IT
Panatronic
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(now just imagine that instead there are characters on the screen saying that, but you can't hear it because the big ad at the bottom also has a nice loud sound effect downing them out.)
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