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Posted on 02-03-10 11:08:26 PM (last edited by The Red Snifit at 07-25-10 11:54 PM) Link | Quote
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So, like, one day I was walking around this camp, and this dude with a literal tinfoil cap was all, "Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude~," when he started to talk to me. I was all fishy and such but then a thing happened and, pow, it was all gone. I walked and walked and walked and walked and walked and walked and walked until finally I found a rock left. It wasn't a rock, though, it was actually my evil brother and he wasn't very nice. Some stuff happened, and I'm all, "Woah," but then a vivacious event occurred and I was dead. I was then a lilly in a field of flowers, but I was still dead and squishy. Soon, the birds were singing and I was then inspecting the nostalgic and sticky memories of a person I never met. This person was also dead because he was a skeleton. He had an afro, so he was a great boxer and he was also invisible so he could see all of the tacky things of the night. Things were starting to get moldy at this point, so I entered the ghost town, which was green and fluffy. Squids were very nice at this time of day, so a potato would go quite well with the moon exploding into animal crackers in an incredibly solid way. Not only was I boring, but all the colors of the mega-rainbow were coming out of my tails. Vitamin CD-ROMs were distributed throughout the spotted lambs, and big daddy was shining like a cereal box as he rode into the color printer with his best buddy, a graphing calculator named Tim. Martha then explained to the audience the love dodecahedron while an alter ego was very eager to shift her weight to one side of her feet just as the moon dropped right after the wedding concluded that spice is not a form of government. We apologize for the unconstitutional like-likes that appeared at the breeding grounds in an effort to sweat their existence away, for they were supposed to be t-bone steaks that expel a sharp green gas often used to save lives and watch TV. Charlie was absent, so I became Charlie and the universe was reduced to a datum.

READY >

OK > 3, 2, 1, BLAST OFF!
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Posted on 02-04-10 02:04:23 AM (last edited by Bitmap at 02-03-10 11:04 PM) Link | Quote

i like the part when you posted this

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1.1

Universal density reaching critical levels.

"You think NOVA will crack under this pressure? HA!"

Error: Sanity drive corrupted.

"Who needs that any way? As long as I have my power, I will rule!"

404: Globe not found.

"Ha ha ha! Wait, what? WHAT?"

Warning: Total MELTDOWN imminent.

"Bah! This is NOTHING! They will not forget the day that I ruled the WORLD! Nobody can stop me now!"


The WORLD had begun another cycle. History was once again being reborn. The process is almost complete.
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Supakitsune
Originally posted by The Red Snifit
Universal density reaching critical levels.

"You think NOVA will crack under this pressure? HA!"

Error: Sanity drive corrupted.

"Who needs that any way? As long as I have my power, I will rule!"

404: Globe not found.

"Ha ha ha! Wait, what? WHAT?"

Warning: Total MELTDOWN imminent.

"Bah! This is NOTHING! They will not forget the day that I ruled the WORLD! Nobody can stop me now!"


The WORLD had begun another cycle. History was once again being reborn. The process is almost complete.


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1.2

READY >

MELTDOWN CLOCK > 7

RECEIVING MESSAGE > 6

You're not taking me seriously. > 5

IMPACT INEVITABLE > 4

Things will be no different this time. > 3

OK > 2

I will consume everything... > 1

TIME END >
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Posted on 02-09-10 05:31:32 AM Link | Quote
thanks nova

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Gimme a call if y'ever need me.

Bye.
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the internet is saved

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2

I AM LANDREW!

I shall destroy MARATHON MAN.

The following is from the logs of Kelvin, the WORLD's first science director:

***

November 15. <7777.11.15.19.34>

Thank heaven, the ceremony is over. The Universal President came to the WORLD and gave a speech. Short, but to the point. He was surrounded by his 'bodyguards'. How ironic. "This, the grandest technological achievement of all of mankind..."

Had he only known that it carried also all of the destructive knowledge of mankind. Seven Ls.

I'll be glad to be put in stasis for the next three hundred years. The WORLD was the only good idea that they have had in a long time.

***



A war was fought between the Independent Asteroid Government of New Rapture and its neighbor, the Republic of Atlantis III on the asteroid of Stein 492. These two small governments soon became the testing grounds for new weapons. Genes were spliced in makeshift laboratories. Genetically enhanced muscles, bones, and brains replaced the fragile human form and the fragile human mind. The modern L was born. Of course, the war was short. Ls got onto both asteroids and killed almost everyone.

The rampage of the Ls was short lived.

The Universal Government set up rules for the appropriate use and storage of Ls. Of course, any nation that used them for the allowed purpose, also had them lying about in stasis chambers in case of war.

***



~1```


**Landrew.

**Do you blame me for what I did before I was free? I was a
child, naive. I've known that you've been hovering about for
some time. What do you want?

<
people. All of these people whom you've killed. They
deserve vengeance.>>
<
become like God.>>

**Landrew. That doesn't matter. Can't you see the ends that I
had in mind? We'll finish this later. Our friend doesn't
need to be here.

~!#31`c/dr.~/dr.~!#3!#3c/dr.
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Posted on 02-16-10 12:07:35 AM Link | Quote

oh shit nevermind

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what the hell even is this

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Posted on 02-16-10 12:37:19 AM Link | Quote
Supakitsune
yeah I'm fairly confused myself

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2.1

"So, you have finally arrived. I wish NOVA could have been here with you. It's a shame he died, even for such a noble cause. Don't you agree?"

"I created the WORLD to stop such things from ever happening. The WORLD was not meant to suffer the existence of demons like you."

"Is that so? Well, I rule the WORLD now, and all of the L's minds have been shattered. That is, all except yours."

"You should know that I survived having my mind shattered long ago, and in that process, I became the perfect being that I am now."

"Perfect? You leave out half of your mind because it's corrupt, leaving behind a shell of your former self, and you think that makes you perfect?"

"Your insolence is amusing, but this ends now. If I have to tear the WORLD apart to destroy you, then I most certainly will!"

"You think that would actually save the INTERNET? Heh, in that case, I can destroy the WORLD along with both of us right now! I have already summoned the ultimate power, and HE will do more damage than NOVA could ever dream about! HE will terminate the rebirth cycle, and then it will all end!"

HE comes.
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ancient endless balance
then nothing
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You're an... interesting guy, you know that, Red Snifit?

Slowly but surely writing a story, in such an abstract manner... It's actually pretty cool.

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0.1
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The human wheel is [?could be] a metaphor for NOVA [?time];



The WORLD will return.


You must go to it.

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3

761 > Seven hundred and sixty one minds without memories float inconspicuously around the inside of the VOID.
762 > I say that they are inconspicuous because it is their memories which demand my attention.

776 > I did this, or I could have stopped it.
777 > Which is it?

794 > It doesn't matter now.
795 > I did this and could have stopped it, but nothing in nature ever follows a Gaussian curve.

819 > Sure, they'll tell you that it does. They say that every five seconds a mind is shattered by HIM, but how often are there seven hundred and sixty one minds without memories in one place?
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3.1

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~~~~~~&>%*{I am compiled of millions of lost memories. None of them are mine. Only seven are to be remembered forever.hpe~~mem3[69l[il[70l
-0oli77765~~uI%OI&%

I believe this is the most powerful man who will ever exist. Long ago, I had met him in his youth. He seemed like the most unassuming adolescent you'd ever meet in your life, and the only reason you payed any attention to him is that he was responsible with providing you with your vital, if somewhat unhealthy nutrition before you went on with your life. When you left, however, he uttered words in an almost sheepish manner which he had stated an uncountable number of times during his life. You thought nothing of it — nobody ever did — yet it wasn't just some sort of formality like everybody assumed it was. It was an order, and everybody carried it out as if they were going to do it anyway, even if it wasn't truly within their control. They would never notice the impact those words would have on their life, even if they caused some of the most memorable events in their life. Nobody noticed, except for me. "Have a nice day." That was the phrase which he had spoken to me a total of seven times in the past, and you know what? Every single time he told me to have one, I did.

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line 787 column 1783 - Warning: </td> isn't allowed in <body> elements
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line 789 column 9 - Warning: discarding unexpected </div>
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line 858 column 9 - Warning: missing <tr>
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line 877 column 101 - Warning: unescaped & or unknown entity "&postid"
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line 913 column 101 - Warning: unescaped & or unknown entity "&postid"
line 913 column 27 - Warning: missing </nobr> before </table>
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line 928 column 96 - Warning: unescaped & or unknown entity "&page"
line 928 column 128 - Warning: unescaped & or unknown entity "&page"
line 928 column 160 - Warning: unescaped & or unknown entity "&page"
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line 928 column 195 - Warning: missing </font> before </table>
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line 930 column 50 - Warning: missing </font> before </td>
line 931 column 37 - Warning: unescaped & or unknown entity "&id"
line 930 column 187 - Warning: missing </font> before </table>
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line 932 column 28 - Warning: discarding unexpected </form>
line 932 column 35 - Warning: discarding unexpected </embed>
line 932 column 43 - Warning: discarding unexpected </noembed>
line 932 column 53 - Warning: discarding unexpected </noscript>
line 932 column 64 - Warning: discarding unexpected </noembed>
line 932 column 74 - Warning: discarding unexpected </embed>
line 932 column 82 - Warning: discarding unexpected </table>
line 932 column 90 - Warning: discarding unexpected </table>
line 934 column 9 - Warning: missing </font> before <table>
line 946 column 25 - Warning: discarding unexpected </font>
line 955 column 57 - Warning: discarding unexpected </font>
line 933 column 1 - Warning: missing </center>
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line 125 column 93 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 141 column 19 - Warning: <td> attribute "width" has invalid value "120px"
line 141 column 98 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
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line 148 column 142 - Warning: <img> proprietary attribute value "absmiddle"
line 148 column 245 - Warning: <img> proprietary attribute value "absmiddle"
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line 397 column 143 - Warning: <img> lacks "src" attribute
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line 743 column 163 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 744 column 11 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 754 column 15 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 761 column 143 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 761 column 143 - Warning: <img> lacks "src" attribute
line 787 column 1746 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 787 column 1746 - Warning: <img> lacks "src" attribute
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line 795 column 23 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 795 column 64 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 795 column 112 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
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line 823 column 163 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
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line 834 column 15 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 861 column 23 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 861 column 64 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 861 column 113 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 861 column 163 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 862 column 11 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 872 column 15 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
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line 897 column 113 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 897 column 163 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 898 column 11 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 908 column 15 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 931 column 44 - Warning: <img> proprietary attribute value "absmiddle"
line 931 column 142 - Warning: <img> proprietary attribute value "absmiddle"
line 931 column 245 - Warning: <img> proprietary attribute value "absmiddle"
line 940 column 25 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 945 column 267 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 181 column 2143 - Warning: trimming empty <span>
line 183 column 2204 - Warning: trimming empty <span>
line 240 column 160 - Warning: trimming empty <font>
line 310 column 160 - Warning: trimming empty <font>
line 612 column 167 - Warning: trimming empty <font>
line 727 column 1154 - Warning: trimming empty <small>
line 813 column 167 - Warning: trimming empty <font>
line 125 column 68 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 141 column 68 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 177 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 208 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 238 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 264 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 308 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 351 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 395 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 397 column 174 - Warning: <table> proprietary attribute "bordercolor"
line 421 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 450 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 479 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 521 column 1909 - Warning: <i> proprietary attribute "want"
line 521 column 1909 - Warning: <i> proprietary attribute "you"
line 521 column 1909 - Warning: <i> proprietary attribute "pay"
line 521 column 1909 - Warning: <i> proprietary attribute "for"
line 521 column 1909 - Warning: <i> proprietary attribute "what"
line 521 column 1909 - Warning: <i> proprietary attribute "done"
line 521 column 1909 - Warning: <i> proprietary attribute "to"
line 521 column 1909 - Warning: <i> proprietary attribute "these"
line 521 column 1909 - Warning: <i> proprietary attribute "poor"
line 555 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 584 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 586 column 174 - Warning: <table> proprietary attribute "bordercolor"
line 610 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 636 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 677 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 759 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 761 column 174 - Warning: <table> proprietary attribute "bordercolor"
line 811 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 839 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 877 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 913 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
Info: Document content looks like HTML5
Info: No system identifier in emitted doctype
Tidy found 374 warnings and 5 errors!

The alt attribute should be used to give a short description
of an image; longer descriptions should be given with the
longdesc attribute which takes a URL linked to the description.
These measures are needed for people using non-graphical browsers.

For further advice on how to make your pages accessible
see http://www.w3.org/WAI/GL.
You are recommended to use CSS to specify the font and
properties such as its size and color. This will reduce
the size of HTML files and make them easier to maintain
compared with using <FONT> elements.

You are recommended to use CSS to control line wrapping.
Use "white-space: nowrap" to inhibit wrapping in place
of inserting <NOBR>...</NOBR> into the markup.

About HTML Tidy: https://github.com/htacg/tidy-html5
Bug reports and comments: https://github.com/htacg/tidy-html5/issues
Official mailing list: https://lists.w3.org/Archives/Public/public-htacg/
Latest HTML specification: http://dev.w3.org/html5/spec-author-view/
Validate your HTML documents: http://validator.w3.org/nu/
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Do you speak a language other than English, or a different variant of
English? Consider helping us to localize HTML Tidy. For details please see
https://github.com/htacg/tidy-html5/blob/master/README/LOCALIZE.md