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Posted on 07-24-07 04:07:17 PM Link | Quote
I figured it was time for us to post our favorite Engrish fuckups from Engrish.com.



Mine is this

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[Posted by Grey Mario]
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Posted on 07-24-07 04:13:29 PM Link | Quote
This

I remember a guy who came in for a presentation to our year and showed us why using online translators is bad by showing us that, homosoap and a weird book..

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Posted on 07-24-07 04:17:34 PM Link | Quote
Post Water! Because it reminded me of the posting spree. An energy drink for message boards!
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Acmlmboard - commit 47be4dc [2021-08-23]
©2000-2022 Acmlm, Xkeeper, Kaito Sinclaire, et al.

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