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Posted on 10-31-18 03:48:55 AM Link | Quote


What should the caption be?



(This is actually from some kind of contest an artist is holding and the winner gets a free copy of his new book or something -- I'm not entering because I don't really care, but the image is so limiting that when I read what people had submitted pretty much all of them were pretty crappy and unfunny. I know a lot of you guys are pretty creative/clever though so I'm wondering what can you come up with?)
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Posted on 11-01-18 03:06:50 PM Link | Quote
My first thought:

"I'm a hat!"
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Posted on 11-02-18 12:49:19 AM Link | Quote
Looks like the contest is over: https://www.savagechickens.com/2018/10/halloween-contest-2018-winners.html

These are the winners, for those who don't want to click:

Does this need more Gretel? – by Rich S.

It’s a recipe from my new cookbook: “Soul Soup for the Chicken” – by Rubén

It’s 100% Vegans. – by Ceiba Designs
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Posted on 11-02-18 07:20:05 PM Link | Quote

You'd think even for a simple one per day strip they'd use intelligible forms for the characters. I probably wouldn't have realized they were chickens if the image weren't labelled that.

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Posted on 11-04-18 06:07:38 AM Link | Quote

Does this need more Gretel? – by Rich S.

It’s a recipe from my new cookbook: “Soul Soup for the Chicken” – by Rubén

It’s 100% Vegans. – by Ceiba Designs

Those are....kinda lame


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The bone hurting juice is finished.

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