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Rick
M'Lord, there's a knife in your head!
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Posted on 02-07-12 01:45:49 AM (last edited by Rick at 02-06-12 10:47 PM) Link | Quote
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I sit here and watch this video, and I realize that this man gets paid much, much more than I do to do foolishness like this on TV once or twice a week for...probably a total of ten minutes per week.

Somebody call my momma plz. I am a very bizarre mix of scared and envious.

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Rusted Logic
Acmlmboard - commit 47be4dc [2021-08-23]
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