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Posted on 08-20-11 10:43:04 PM Link | Quote
JOE'S WORLD

This is a story that I have thought about, and I have decided to Wright it for all the people here on JUL. Enjoy.

The Main Characters:

Joe: he’s just an average Joe that lives in Montreal Canada. He usually hangs out with his buds Matthew, Sean, and Francois. Joe works as a bartender at the Burgundy Lion Pub.

Mathew: Mathew is one of Joe’s Best buds and calls himself “The Master of Hockey Trivia”. Matthew prefers to be called Matt. Matt works at Jack's Music Shop.

Sean: Sean works at a Tim Hortons and owns a sports car. Because he spent all his money on a sports car he lives in a little apartment. By this you can see that he’s not a smart guy...

Francois: Francois always Prefers to be called Frank. “Frank” is the captain of the Burgundy Lion Pub’s Curling Team. Like Joe, he also works at the Burgundy Lion Pub.

Prolouge: A slow begining.

Our story begins about erm... let’s say 2 weeks ago. Joe and his buds are bowling at the local bowling alley. "STRIKE!” yells Francois as the ball knocked down all the bowling pins. Well Monsieurs Looks like I win again. “Damn! Every Fricken Time!” Grumbles Matthew. “Well mon ami, you can’t win every time, oui”. “Yeah... I guess so...” replies Matt. “Perhaps we could all like go to the bar eh” asks Sean. “Well I could go for a beer right now” replies Joe.

This is all I have thought of for now but the next bit will be out soon.
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