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Posted on 03-05-11 02:11:42 AM Link | Quote

Gabu and I wrote this a while back. We felt it was worth posting.

Those of you familiar with Hans Von Hozel will probably find it funny.

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One day John was type on computer. Suddenly, trolls!

"All my Pesterchum is troll by Trolls!" say John, made a sadly.

Meanwhile, Karkat was a Veil and danubed over to Sollux. He was very mad. "Sollux! We stuck in Veil and you are being a crying!"

"But Karkat," Sollux cry, "My matesprite make a breakage!"

"Breakage can be fix!"

"But an explosion!"

"Soulbot release soul, Equius can be a makings of a new one."

"But Equius is a scare!" whine Sollux, made a sadly.

"EQUIUS, DON'T MAKE A SCARE WITH SOLLUX!"

"I AM NOT MAKE A SCARE!" shout Equius. "I AM MAKE A STRONG!"

"YOU MAKE A SMASHINGS WITH YOUR FISTS!" Sollux whine.

"I also make a buildings of robots!" add Equius.

"That is of a truthings," Sollux said. So Equius make a robot, but of the blue blood!

"Aradia shall not be of lowblood, is a highblood!"

"Oh no!" shout Sollux, as a lowblood too.

"Aradia is of my possessive!" Suddenly, Aradias!

"Hello of a Worlds!" she danubed.

"EQUIUS WANTS TO MAKING OF A BLUE-BLOODS!" exclaim Sollux at Aradia.

"EQUIUS, I WANTS TO MAKE OF A LOWBLOOD!"

"Maybe of a middleblood?" suggest Equius?

"YOU MAKE A BARGAIN OF THE HARD, BUT SURE WHY NOT." Sollux agreed.

"OF A LOWBLOOD!" shout Aradia, and make a blowings up of the Veil with her psychics.

THE END.

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Posted on 03-05-11 02:13:13 AM Link | Quote
YOu know I totally forgot this existed but it makes it all the more funnier. XD

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Posted on 03-05-11 02:28:34 AM Link | Quote

How could you forget something so beautiful? ;0;

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Posted on 03-05-11 05:34:35 AM Link | Quote
My memory's just been appalling lately. Sentimental, functional, or otherwise.

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Posted on 05-15-11 04:00:04 AM Link | Quote


Raymondo Person!


I know this is a bump, but,

XD

I had discovered him a couple of months ago, after one of my friends IM'd me on Facebook to one of his fanfics.

Needless to say, this sounds EXACTLY like him.

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Posted on 05-16-11 11:00:35 PM Link | Quote

Originally posted by BlueWhirl
I know this is a bump, but,

XD

I had discovered him a couple of months ago, after one of my friends IM'd me on Facebook to one of his fanfics.

Needless to say, this sounds EXACTLY like him.

I'm glad we were able to accurately capture his, ahem, interesting take on the English language!

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