Well, just go to the Jul Welcome Centre by the train station, and you'll find a tourists' map of the city and lots of little pamphlets for various attractions
*picks one up at random*
HOOKER CITY
World's Largest Hooker Collection
1024 East 99th Street, 1 mile west of Highway 378
Hmmm, I guess it's an official tourist attraction now. *reads on*
Welcome to the world's largest selection of prostitutes! Catgirls, foxgirls, lizardgirls, bunnygirls, and more! And male furries too! We have hookers for every fetish! Fat, boobs, short hair, and more! All at Hooker City!
Ooh, short-haired girls? Maybe I should check them out
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