Wins: 10
Loss: 3

Either I am playing against pros when I lose. Or there are a lot of shitty players online.

Also. Protoss for life.

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*Bitmap raises hand

Although what I really hate is when some slow ass goes slow on a one lane and then switches over into a two lane on the fast lane.

That shit frustrates me

Also, I learned I have road rage. Verbally. Not like me flashing lights and honking horns at people. I took a friend home from work the other day and he thought it was so damn hilarious. He sent me this video saying that this was me. Without the iphone of course



UNLOAD, NIGGA. UNLOAD! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A FRESH AIR EXPLOSION!



Not only is the drink good. But the commercials are good too.



PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN!



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I actually have a good friend who literally copied this commercial in public.

In multiple restaurants.

On video.

First, Sonic. Got a good audience. Everyone laughed. Clapped, cheered.

Buffalo Wild Wings: Everyone had a huge look on their face

Waffle House: ...no one was there. But at least the servers and the cook laughed.

In public at a strip mall: Earned 10 cents so he would shut the hell up.

You have to see it to believe it. I've been begging my friend Jessie to host that on Youtube for the past week.

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Originally posted by Lunaria

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I have never really been much of an big RTS fan. And even when I have played many titles such as, red alert 2 (+expansion), age of empires 1, 2 and mythology.

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I guess it was personal perspective really. I mean to me Starcraft was the basics. Age of Mythologies had a little deeper element in upgrading ar--

you know, now that I think about it. Starcraft is a lot like the Ages games. Except for the fact that Age had much more factions than Starcraft (Unless you unlocked the Tech tree, then it was fair game)

Maybe you could give Starcraft another shot. SC2 is a LITTLE more complicated. And by little, I mean once you learn every new unit, you are back into the grove. But I still recommend the original before playing SC2 if you are new to the series. Just picking up SC2? Play skirmish a lot before playing online.


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I think it's sad I have road rage from five days of driving.

Thing are going downhill for me.

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Have you been drinking young man

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Cool threads GalaxyManGuy

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There needs to be a ban guy somewhere around these parts.

E- I'll wait till I get the OK before closing. Last time I did something it wasn't a good idear :derp:

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Hunting kinda comes with cooking skill. MMMmmm, Vinicin.

As for stuff like cakes and other things like that. Not really.

I can also cook a mean breakfast that will knock your socks off. Anyone ever heard of a thrown omlet? The egg is not stirred into it's fluffyness. The egg yolk is the outer layer.

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Good old Games. Or GOG for short is a site where you can purchase classic PC titles for little to no cost. Unreal Tournament 2004 is $10, Duke Nukem is about $5, and there are many more titles available for you to check out.

This is like my dream come true. There are a ton of classic RPG titles in there. And some RTS games that are almost hard to find.

I just picked up Empire Earth for $5.99 and believe me. It's a great RTS game that will last you hours per game. (Unless you have the game set on super fast. Then it might last about three hours)

If you can't find the game you want on Steam, I recommend GOG. Highly recommend it.

If you have a couple of extra bucks and want to play with me on Empire Earth. I'll try and get online so we can play. Other than that, I await Hexplore to be released. That was another game I played a lot back in the day.



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I still can't believe the same people who made Rugrats made this:



and this



The Maxx owns

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The hardest game I ever played was Baulders Gate 2.

It's one of those games where you love to hate it. Unless you are a pimple face D&D player. You will get it. Otherwise, good fucking luck getting through that game. Even with a strategy guide it's all down to the invisible dice to decide your fate.

When I picked it up for the first time. I played it non stop for a month. Not because of how fun it was, but because I was not gonna let this bastard beat me. This motherfucker throws some raunchy shit at you that it's not even funny. Got a thief in your party? Better have luck while you are at it because you will NOT be stealing good shit.

I still have it and I play it on rare occasions. It's not one of those games where you aim to beat it. It's one of those games to see how far you get before the game turns around and shoves a boot up your ass.

2nd hardest game to me is Fallout 2. Now, a LOT of people say if you can make it past the tutorial you are fine.

Let that sink in for a moment.

Get it?

The tutorial is balls to the wall insane. It almost makes you re-roll countless times until you roll with something you don't want (Like hand to hand in order to kill the scorpions. Or maybe even medic to heal yourself after every hit)

Interplay patched the game a long time ago to make things easier. But the way they did it was through the stimpacks. They added more of them.

Mind you, I made it past the tutorial and got the Wander's Pipboy. But it's still difficult. Not on par with Baulders Gate or anything. But still pretty damn hard.

Not gonna answer the other two questions

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I can't really park that good. Parallel park? I'm great at it!

It's weird. Maybe it was from all of those vider games eye ben' playn'

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Ever since I got my car. I have been givin a lot of opportunities to better myself. On the first day, I applied for more hours, and got them.

However, there was something I wanted to look back on. Training.

I took Tae Qwon Do while I was in High School. Unfortunately, the school is closed, and Master Seo has moved back to Korea.

However, I do not wish to go back into martial arts. I want to build up my physical strength, and reach back into mind over matter.

The human body is capable of reaching mind over matter even at an early age. When I was young, I would train by hitting a ball attached to a string until there were bruises on my hand. Hitting as hard as I can so I can block or hit any oncoming objects at great speed.

In my teen years. I wore weights in my arms and legs during school to build my stamina. Not to mention during sparring at Tae Qwon Do. I would only take them off whenever I was either done for the day, or when I was hanging out with friends.

Late in my high school years. I played Pump it Up, which is a dancing simulation game on the arcade. For five years I built up to one of the hardest difficulties and retired.

So how can I rebuild myself back up?

Martial arts is out of the question. I quit at the red belt degree. It's the law in Georgia to sign a waver saying you are a deadly weapon once you hit red. And by law, if you get into any fights. The martial arts user is held responsible for all damages. This goes to most other states too.

I have been thinking about joining Golds Gym for the past two days. $19.99 a month, no contract, and no bullshit. Also, they have personal trainers who are $4.99 an hour. Luckily for me, I have a good buddy who wants to become a personal trainer, so I sent him a message not too long ago and asked if he could help me. Unfortunately, he is not going to be in my area for long. So I went a step further.

Somethingawful.com forums has a little section called Watch and Weight. However, I soon learned about ikillhostages's personal training.

NOTE: That link will not work unless you are a goon

NOTE: New diet as in laying off of the Ramen basically.

I sent him a message. Sent him some pics of me. And he sent me a quote. His offer is a new diet, me only drinking once a week, and having a set (Bendable) schedule for the gym. For a good price too. All for half a year.

Have not sent in the payment because I am still laying out my options.

Martial

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Originally posted by Stigandr

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Hey, if they banned sodomy, does this mean it'd be illegal for them to keep the stick up their ass?

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Way to go.

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PLAY FALLOUT

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I'd still be a goon

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