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Posted on 02-15-09 07:45:16 AM, in I'm a Liar Link
If it makes you feel better(??????????) when I was 11 I pretended to be a 14 year old dude named Tooma and almost no one I hung out with then even knows, and I still talk to a lot of people then, but they know me as me, the real me. I never told the truth about who I was until I was 13 or so. But they think I'm a completely separate person. I would have figured it would be easy to figure out (since I made a lot of stupid, terrible posts at the time..) but no one really cared.

It's amazing how easy it is to make up a persona online, but I believe that most people are more honest about themselves honest ... sort of.

Just don't become this dude:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7GcVnhNjWV0

Song owns, though I'm not a country fan. The lyrics are incredible, though.
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Posted on 02-15-09 07:55:35 AM, in Jul Faces (last edited by misterj at 02-15-09 07:56 AM) Link
Originally posted by Dorito



18-1


I'm not as good as the xkcd dude

Yeaaaaaahh me

Also, since it has animu girls in it, it's a lot like everyone else's posts. Really.

Edit: Dang, guess I need to change my blockquote style :<

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Posted on 02-15-09 08:08:32 AM, in Jul Pub Link
I feel left out cause everyone else has kawaii animu girl avatars and layouts. :'(

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Posted on 02-15-09 08:16:13 AM, in EA Sports Link
Screw all the new games. Old school Madden is da best. Madden 97 for Genesis is great because there are no limitations in trades or character creation.
But all the EA Sports games suck.

Play Mutant League games. No topping them.

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Posted on 02-15-09 08:34:43 AM, in In a nutshell Link
I love nuts. They taste great, peanuts especially.

No homo.

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Posted on 02-15-09 09:04:22 PM, in I'm a Liar Link
Originally posted by Erika

(hey jeff you need to post more)

AEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I will, just give it time

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Posted on 02-18-09 07:59:21 AM, in On file hosting. Link
I swear I've seen it spelled as seperate a million times since I first regged. It's killin me, man!

And uh.. um.. I got no opinion really. I wanted a sort of per-user type photo book that people could leave comments on for my own forum, but my laziness made such a thing impossible.

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Posted on 02-25-09 01:19:23 PM, in So on showers... (part four) Link
Well, I usually start by shampooing my hair up. I usually let it sit in for a bit while your mom rubs body wash on me with a sponge. I can't finish the rest of this post until the kids go to sleep. Sorry.

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Posted on 02-25-09 01:35:17 PM, in JUL 378 - First Midterm Link
AE, looks like a fun way to procrastinate from exams right now ;D

University of Jul
College of Derpa
Spokane, Washington

NAME: Mr. J
DATE: 2/25/2009
SECTION: internet
Instructions: Answer each question as clearly as possible and show all your work. If you don't know the answer, make stuff up. Have fun!

I. Philosophy and Language
Short answer, 25 points:

1. What is a man?
This: http://www.midwestsportsfans.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/aaron-rodgers-mustache.jpg
2. Translate the following sentence into English: "Quiero comer huevos calientes." (5)
I love to eat hot eggs
3. What is the meaning of the word "oppai"? (5)
Tit
4. Who is the strongest? (9)
http://www.fantascienza.com/delos/imgbank/79/dirittiumani/tiso/roy-batty.jpg
5. Pie? (1)
Very American

II. Mathematical Reasoning
Short answer, 32 points:

1. If



and

,

what does this tell you about the function of love? (8)

love = infinite rape ????

2. What trigonometric function best represents Jul's activity? (8)

I'm not a qualified expert here.

3. Bobbert has three daughters: Melissa, Melinda and Matilda, ages 13, 15, and 17 respectively. According to Murphy's Laws, which one will get knocked up first? (8)
All 3 at once, by their father.

4. (8)
CNN




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Posted on 02-25-09 02:31:01 PM, in So on showers... (part four) Link
Originally posted by Erika

That's okay, the mental imagery invoked there is enough to keep them up for days

I also keep your mom up for all nights AEOIAHEOIAHEIOEAIHOA

Oh, wait ...

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Posted on 02-25-09 02:38:26 PM, in You smile, you lose Link


Swearing president, very exploitable.

Also, this. Completely worth it.


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Posted on 02-26-09 07:09:39 AM, in So on showers... (part four) Link
Originally posted by Erika
Originally posted by misterj
Originally posted by Erika

That's okay, the mental imagery invoked there is enough to keep them up for days

I also keep your mom up for all nights AEOIAHEOIAHEIOEAIHOA

Oh, wait ...

She wants to know why you haven't called back.

We're waiting =|

She's a booty call bitch. Let's break that word down. Booty, as in I hit dat. If I need some booty, I will call her. Bitch, she a bitch. Hence, booty call bitch.

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Posted on 02-26-09 07:23:23 AM, in I'm ... Not Fired? (What the hell?) Link
Hey, you'll fit in great with the other 10% of america that's unemployed. Think of it as a sort of secret club. Only everyone in it is pissed off and broke instead of smarmy and rich.

Good feeling, really. ;[

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Posted on 02-26-09 11:36:58 PM, in So on showers... (part four) Link
Originally posted by Erika

... you're just like all the others and I thought you were going to be my new daddy.


.........okay this is starting to get uncomfortable.

It's okay. You can still call me daddy. But not during boning. Cause that would be the end of my boner, forever.

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Posted on 02-26-09 11:48:07 PM, in You smile, you lose (last edited by misterj at 02-26-09 11:49 PM) Link




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Posted on 02-27-09 01:31:06 AM, in Where'd everybody go? (last edited by misterj at 02-27-09 01:34 AM) Link
Originally posted by Dorito

Originally posted by Viarra

played Okami

I'm just about ready to spaz out~ No one ever talks about that game D:

You must not use the internet much.

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Posted on 02-28-09 04:04:05 AM, in Goodbye forever Jul Link
Don't stop believin!

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Posted on 02-28-09 04:07:19 AM, in So on showers... (part four) (last edited by misterj at 02-28-09 04:07 AM) Link
Originally posted by Giga

I can't exactly smell my own hair, but not much dirt would get in it, aside from dead skin. Barely moving = barely sweating, due to sitting at my computer all day, and I've never noticed the oil.

Lol@long hair.

Better question: what race are you? I know some black dudes have told me that using shampoo will give bad dandruff.

Seriously though, take a real bath.

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Posted on 03-08-09 03:00:50 AM, in mushroom Link
This is my 20th post. Cool!! So so close. To 1000. Eventually.

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Posted on 03-09-09 04:57:30 AM, in Ads in flash applets (last edited by misterj at 03-09-09 04:57 AM) Link
Originally posted by Colin

I still need to fiddle around with the security settings on my parents' laptop; I needed to log them out of Vista right away the other day after one of those "you have 'spyware' so download our product which is *really* spyware and is going to download whether you click on Yes or No hahahaha" screens popped up. Pain in the ass.

Haha, my mom had this happen a few years ago. She also entered all of our credit/debit card info and address .. the works. It was great because I got blamed for it.

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