Vol. 2
Tips for when you wish to annoy people:
*You don't have to make people punch themselves while chanting "stop hitting yourself." That takes effort, and effort is time, money, blood, sweat, tears and other important things. Instead, draw a picture of you making your target hurt themselves in the desired fashion. Then wave this picture in front of the target and chant "stop hypothetically causing damage to your person!"
*Cutting people off mid-sentence is a grAs well as refusing to finish your sen
*Setting the clock backwards is good for beginners, but tricking your target to travel backwards in a time machine is great for a lovely finish.
*Buckets are annoying, even to myself. Imagine what could be in them! Paint, jelly, piranhas, piranhas, piranhas or anything else devastating! Go down to your local bucket store and pick up an A-Grade bucket (watch out for walruses,) then go down to the local harmful pet store and pick up some piranhas like we agreed. Go to your target's house, and fill the bucket with water. Take a sip. With your thirst quenched, grab the piranhas out of your pocket and start throwing them at your target. Watch as hilarity ensues.
*Plan and construct a railroad through your target's entire house. Pfft, not a real one. Just your average toyset kind. Make sure it covers every area of the floor, and other flat surfaces. After you have finished, destroy the house. Now, plan and construct a railroad where your target's house used to be.
In closing, these methods have been properly tested by the world's leading maniacs.
Ciao.
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