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Posted on 04-29-09 04:28:40 PM, in Spiky Joe and the Mustache Link
Originally posted by Fiercedeity1994
once again, funny, a very big job on comedy, sounds like something paper Mario would do all right.

do you have names for each chapter/episode? that would probable let people know where they left off a little better as it goes on.

oh and also, what parts of this game are being played by the player? for example:

"Mario slowly leaves with Spiky Joe. *When they return to Toad Town*, Spiky Joe notices that Mario has something in his pocket."

on the part where it says that they return to toad town, is the player controlling the players going back to toad town? or do they automatically go back in a fade out? anyway, no complaints, just a couple of questions.

all and all, very funny, I love how you make everybody interact with one another greatly, brings a great humor to it. good job.



I do have names for 'em, I'll add them now.

I see it as the player playing as Mario the whole time. I just mention he's leaving with Spiky Joe, and that Spiky was peeking in Mario's pockets. The player is in control of Mario during most of the parts, but when it goes to someone talking in the fic, that's technically a cutscene that activated. When Spiky notices something, that's like an automated cutscene. So, that means the player moves Mario from Shiver City to Toad Town, and an automated cutscene activates when Spiky notices the item in Mario's pocket.

Oh, and I said everyday, I'm sure, so update time.

Note: A VERY faint foreshadowing of later events in this one.



Episode 4: New Acquaintances


Mario and Spiky Joe arrived at Tayce T.'s house. Though, Tayce T. wasn't there, oh no. There was some Koopa instead. The Koopa was wearing a gray hoodie, with the hood down, revealing long, light blond hair. The Koopa was also wearing light blue jeans.

Mario: Uh...Who are you, young lady?

The Koopa: !! Uh, sorry to burst your mustachioed bubble, but I'm a guy. :p

Mario: What? But, what's with the long hair?

Spiky Joe: C'mon, Mustache, you know everything's in Technicolour, not greyscale. So, who're you and where's Tayce?

The Koopa: My name's Koopra, I'm an excellent chef, up in Tayce's league! As for Tayce, she moved to a place called Rogueport, to "meat" with another excellent chef. I believe her name's Zess.

Mario: OK, well, Koopra...I have Tayce's frying pan. I was supposed to give it back to her, but forgot.

Koopra: Here, let me take that. Mario, Tayce wanted me to do something for you.

Mario: You know my name, too, huh? Fine, what?

Koopra hits Mario in the head with the frying pan. 8 damage!

Koopra: Tayce said, "That's for not gettin' me my dan pan." Sorry, you OK?

Mario: Ow, I have 4 HP left now!

Koopra: Sorry, but she insisted. She said she spent 500 coins for a new one.

Mario: ...

Spiky Joe: ...You OK there, Mustache?

Mario: Hoo...Ha...

Koopra: Well, like I said, I'm an excellent cook, so if you need something cooked up, I'll be here.

Mario and Spiky Joe slowly walk out, after saying bye. Mario heads straight for the Toad House. When Mario gets inside, he just jumps on the bed and sleeps.

Toad House Manager: Uh, go ahead? Take a nap? You could at least talk to me...

Mario: Ewishwam...ZZzzZZzzz.......I'll get there..ZZzzzZz...I've been to the mOooOn 'n' back.......ZZzzzZzZZz......There's an evil base there......zzZZZzzzzZz.................X-Naut..........



Awhile later, Mario wakes up, ready to face any challenge!

Mario: I woke up and I'm ready to face any challenge!

Spiky Joe: Great, let's walk over to Russ's place!

Mario: What? We have to walk?! No fair!

Our heroes walk to Russ's house to ask the next location of that GBA Piece.

Russ: Ah, hello, I've found something quite intriguing! It seems that there are three GBA Pieces in Forever Forest! My guess, is that the Boos that live near there must've stolen them.

Spiky Joe: Three in one place? That's easy! A piece of lie! Er, l mean, cake!

Russ: Hm, but, they're not all in the same place. Some text on the map describes how one is in the forest itself, while another is in the Boo's Mansion, while another is hidden deep underground.

Mario: Underground? Journey to the Center of the Earth, anyone?

Russ: I don't think it'll be like that, but that one piece is described to be "deeper than Articerile's back story."

Articerile: Hey, it's not that deep.

Russ, Spiky Joe, and Mario: O.o You here something? Woah, we're talknig at the same time......... Talknig? Not more blasphemy! Wait, what? ........Don't copy me! Stop it!

Russ: I mean it! D'oh, I'm out...

Spiky Joe and Mario: Just you, huh? Hm...........Bazleflazzle!......Rick Roll? ..........This Fic Contains Win! ......Hey, you know about that, too?.......Stop doing this! I mean it!............Bahah!.........

Spiky Joe: Beezltle! Aw, darn, I lost...

Mario: Yahoo! I win!

Russ: Yes, that was quite fun and all, but you should go now. Remember, Forever Forest.

Mario and Spiky Joe leave Russ's house and start for Forever Forest. But, as they reach Central Town, Mario notices a Golden Hammer Bro.! Mario decides to approach.

Golden Hammer Bro. : Huh? Oh, hi there. How's things?

Mario: You look like quite a rare Hammer Bro. Bowser must've hired you!

Golden Hammer Bro. : Oh, no, Mario. I'm not a part of Bowser's army. I'm a good Hammer Bro.

Mario: You would say that, wouldn't you? Well, I won't buy it!

Golden Hammer Bro. : Please, I'm not trying to pick a fight. I just asked you how things were.

Spiky Joe: Mustache, I think he's telling the truth. He seems too laid-back to be part of Bowser's crew.

Mario: Heh, it's an army, dummy... And if you don't wanna fight, I'll take him on my own! I kill you for being rude!!!

Golden Hammer Bro. : I've never commit any crime. Why fight?

Battle!


Golden Hammer Bro. : Please, can't we just talk this over?

Mario: No! You're more evil than Dr. Evil! Yeah, simile!

Can't flee this fight!

Mario/Hammer/Normal Hammer/ Mario whacks the Golden Hammer Bro., then does a black flip with confetti! 1 damage!

G. Hammer Bro./Attack/Hammer Throw/ G. Hammer Bro. calmly throws a hammer! 4 damage!

Mario: 11/15 HP 5/5 FP

G. Hammer Bro. : 29/30 HP 10/10 MFP

Golden Hammer Bro. : C'mon, I really don't want to hurt you! Let's just stop.

Mario: No, no... Oh!

Mario/Hammer/Power Smash/ Mario uses 2 FP to smash a powerful hit on the enemy! 3 damage!

G. Hammer Bro./Attack/Hammer Barrage/ G. Hammer Bro. throws a series of hammers at his foe! Mario fails to do some Guard Commands! 9 damage!

Mario: 2/15 HP! 3/5 FP

G. Hammer Bro. : 26/30 HP 6/10 MFP

Mario: Hoo... Super Mario's hurting... This definitely is not mustache-ical.

Mario/Hammer/Normal Hammer/ Mario uses his hammer, but misses the Action Command! For shame Mario... 0 damage!

G. Hammer Bro./Attack/Hammer Throw/ G. Hammer Bro. calmly throws a lone hammer at Mario! 4 damage!

Mario is defeated!


Spiky Joe: Ah! Mustache, are you OK?!

A Life Shroom activates and Mario is revived. Mario: 10/15 HP.

Mario: Oh, no! I was gonna save that shroom for something important! X+B+Start!

Spiky Joe: This isn't a GameCube game.

Mario: Oh yeah... Home menu, HOME MENU!!!!

Spiky Joe: Stop it... You didn't even save at all...

Golden Hammer Bro. : You OK? I didn't mean to beat you that hard...

Mario: Bowser really got tough minions this time around...

Golden Hammer Bro. : I told you before, I'm not in his army.

Mario: Then why didn't you say so?

Golden Hammer Bro. : I did, remember?

Mario: Why are you always so calm?

Golden Hammer Bro. : I'm a laid-back Koopa. It's hard to get me mad. I'm calm almost all the time.

Mario: Ah...Well, that sounds nice... A calm mind is needed to win battles, yea? Well, you can shut your mouth, you Gold Hammer Thing! You're joining my party!

Golden Hammer Bro. : Sure, OK... And my name's Ultramario2.0.

Mario: Hey, I'm Mario! You don't even look close to a 2.0 version of me! Not even close!

Ultra: It's just a name, you know? You can call me Ultra.

The Golden Hammer Bro., Ultramario2.0 has joined your party!

Mario: Not this again!

Ultra can use his hammers to attack enemies on the field from a distance! And he's already Ultra ranked, so he has max HP and four attacks to chose from! His best attack is his Hammer Barrage, where he throws multiple hammers consistent with how many times you press A!

Ultra: So, where were you two going?

Spiky Joe: We were heading to Forever Forest to collect three special GBA Pieces.

Mario: There's no time limit, right?

Spiky Joe: No, not that I know of...

Mario: OK, just making sure. Let's-a go! Yeah...

END

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Posted on 04-30-09 03:58:15 PM, in Spiky Joe and the Mustache Link
Hm, did you see the faint foreshadowing? You probably won't notice it until you re-read it after seeing what it foreshadows. At any rate:



Episode 5: Forever Forest Rump

Mario and co. have just entered Forever Forest. And, even though it was only noon, it became dark as soon as they entered the forest.

Spiky Joe: I heard if you don't follow the right path exactly, you get lost. And I think a monster would pop out of nowhere for- Eep! M-M-Mustache, th-that bush j-just m-m-moved...

Mario: You're just trying to quote Goombario's description. It's, "Boy... This forest is really dark and spooky.
People say that if you don't choose exactly the right paths, you'll get totally lost.
I can believe it. This looks like the type of place where you get lost then monsters come out of the grass and...
Hey! Did you notice that grass over there rustling? I swear I saw it move!"

Spiky Joe: No, really...I-I think th-th-there's something there....

Mario steps close to the bush that was said to have moved and checks it. Nothing found...

Mario: See, nothing! Now let's continue, I know the way...

Mario seems to know where he's going, but Ultra notices that they've been going through the same spot for ten minutes.

Ultra: Hey, Mario, I don't think you know what you're doing.

Mario: It's about time you said something! You people really thought I knew what I was doing?

Ultra and Spiky Joe:

Mario: Well, I do know that this way is right, because I saw a Shy Guy go through there.

Ultra: Then let's follow him, he might know where he's going.

Mario quickly goes through the level exit the Shy Guy went through, to find a different type of Forever Forest scenery. He stops as he sees the Shy Guy talking to a smiling flower. Yeah...

Shy Guy: No, no.......Oh, really? .......Hm? .......No, he's going solo right now. It's not that great, really, it was better when he was with the others, ya know? .......Eheh! I know, right?

Mario: What are you doing?

Shy Guy: Wha! Oh oh oh, you scared me, there. I was just talking with Dia Mei.

Mario: ...What are you, some sort of nature speaker?

Shy Guy: Yeah...

Mario: C00l! Say, you know your way around here?

Shy Guy: Nope... I have to ask the plants and animals here how to get through...

Mario: Why are you going through the Forest?

Shy Guy: Merlon said that I can help a great hero stop a cataclysm if I go into the Forever Forest and look for a piece of a magical GBA.

Mario: Really? That's nice. Well, later...

Spiky Joe: WOAH, hold it! We're looking for the GBA Pieces! Mustache, you completely forget or what?

Mario: Of course I didn't forget... But, he's not searching for a GBA Piece. He's searching for a piece of GBA... Duh...

Ultra: Not a smart cookie?

Spiky Joe: Nope...It just takes him awhile to roll...

Mario: WAHNABLACKOOBOONACKA!! We're looking for GBA Pieces! Shy Guy, can you help us?

Shy Guy: Sure! And call me Sonny.

Mario: Well, I don't got the money, Sonny...

Sonny: I don't think anyone knows what that's from... (It's from GTA)

Mario: Their loss... So, which way, Sonny?

Sonny: Hold on....Dia Mei, thanks.....Where is it, again? ...........Thanks again......It's over there, guys!

Sonny leads Mario and his party through the Forever Forest. Sonny befriends all the plants and animals he sees and asks them the way to go. After awhile, they arrive at a hill located in the forest.

Sonny: Hm, there used to be a badge in that block...

Mario: Yeah, I took it...There was an FP Plus in it.

Sonny: Ah...Well, according to the plants and animals, the first GBA Piece should be here. But, I don't see anything...

Spiky Joe: (slowly) That bush just moved....

Mario: Fine, I'll check it again...

The bush contains nothing...

Mario: Once again, nothing's there...

Spiky Joe: (slowly) No....Not that one... That big black bush, there...

Mario: Oh, that? That's just a wolf, he won't hurt anyone...

Spiky Joe: W-W-What?!

Mario: (slowly) W-O-L-F Wolf...It's a dog... Mama mia, are you really that dumb?

Sonny: Actually, wolves aren't dogs... They're Lupines...

Spiky Joe: .........

Mario: I can make dots too.....................

Sonny: .......................

Ultra: .......................

Mario: ......................

wolf: ........................

Spiky Joe: ............................

jim: ..........................

Mario: ...............................

Ultra: .........................

Sonny: ................................

Ultra: Can we stop this now? It really doesn't make sense...I mean, who's jim?

Sonny: I'm sure the wolf is nice...Let me talk to him...

Sonny talks with the wolf. Spiky Joe is paralyzed with fear. Mario is.....picking his nose... Ultra is rolling his eyes because Mario is picking his nose.

Sonny: You seem to like people, huh? Well, thanks! ......Alright, gang, we got GBA Piece #1!

Mario: What?

Sonny: ............That's disgusting, stop it, Mario...No one wants to see the gold you have in your nostril caverns.

Mario: ..............Fine...Alrighty...

Mario wipes his "gold" on Spiky Joe. Mario receives his second GBA Piece! There are two more in this area.

Sonny: Endrole said that there's another GBA Piece in Boo's Mansion.

Ultra: Huh? Endrole? Who's that?

Sonny: The wolf that gave us the GBA Piece, who else?

Ultra: Oh, right... So, Boo's Manson isn't too far from here... We should be on the right track.

Sonny continues to lead Mario and friends through Forever Forest. They shortly reach Boo's Mansion, which is a mansion ruled by Boos. Duh...

Mario: So, Spike, can you handle Boos? Or do I have to carry you again?

Spiky Joe: Don't call me Spike...And yes, I'm fine with Boos. 'Cause I know what to expect.

Mario and party enter Boo's Mansion to find the next GBA Piece. Though, there seems to be no Boos inside. Mario decides to shout into the emptiness.

Mario: Hey, we're looking for a GBA Piece! You guys see any?

No response...

Mario: ........................

Sonny: ....................

dmoss: ..............Why am I here?

Spiky Joe: Not this dot thing again! Really, is anyone here?

A painting of a GBA twitches. Spiky Joe yawns. Ultra patiently waits for his next line. Sonny doubts he'll be of any more help. Mario thinks. Wait, what? He never thinks! What's he thinking about?

Mario: I think paintings of GBA's aren't supposed to twitch...

Mario runs up the stairs and looks at the painting.

Mario: Hm, or that one...

Spiky Joe: Huh? Two paintings?

Mario: Actually, three. But, it's the one in the middle.

Mario reaches into the middle painting and takes out a lion. He quickly puts the lion back into the painting.

Mario: Whoop, wrong one...

Rocky: And now here's something we'll really hope you'll enjoy.

Mario: Hey, hey, we're still doing this! It's the left painting!

Mario reaches into the left most painting and takes out a GBA Piece! That's the 3rd one! There's one more buried underneath Gusty Gulch.

Spiky Joe: Underneath Gusty Gulch? Did I hear that right? I still don't get how we're gonna find that one.

Ultra: How deep underground is it?

Mario: Russ said that it's, "deeper than Articerile's back story."

Articerile: I told you, it's not that deep!

Mario: .....................

Ultra: ......................

Articerile: ...........................

Ultra: .....................Who's Articerile?

Mario: I dunno.............Chef?

Articerile: ..........................

END



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Posted on 05-04-09 04:37:34 PM, in Spiky Joe and the Mustache Link
Originally posted by Fiercedeity1994
okay that was the funniest chapter yet, I like the whole dot thing, and the Mario picking his nose, and ultra rolling his eyes because of it!

good stuff, I like how these GBA pieces seem to be just coming to them, it's a great comedy, very neat so far, I have a feeling it's going to get better as it goes on. keep it up.

P.S - I have added your idea and credited you in annoyances unmentioned.


OMG, that dating ad that appeared the first time is back again! That thing is gonna pop up every time we mention AU, I swear! XD

Ahem... Sorry for not updating, but I was visiting other peoples over the weekend.
And this is the one that contains the minor swears.


Episode 6: Angry Incident


Spiky Joe: This is Gusty Gulch? Pretty dilapidated, if you ask me.

Mario: No one asked you.

Spiky Joe: I know, I was just saying- Never mind...

Mario: There should be Boos here...Where are they?

Ultra: Hm, maybe they're hiding, perhaps?

The heroes then hear some people yelling to the east.

Sonny: Uh, I think someone's in trouble. We should go!

Mario: What the?! I thought you left!

Sonny: Oh, I did? Well, I guess I'm still following you.

Mario and co. run further into the village to see two Toads near a big hole. One Toad, who seems angry, has Orange spots and an Orange vest. The other Toad, who seems scared, has Yellow spots and a Blue vest.

Angry Toad: Just get up! It ain't hard, Stevie!

Stevie: Sorry, my foot got stuck, Paul...

Paul?: No! It's PTool! Get it right, dammit!

Spiky Joe: Well, that's certainly nice language for the viewers.

PTool: Ah, $*%! We've been found!

Stevie: Can you not yell, please? It's...not good for my ears.

PTool: Shut it...

Mario: What's all the swears for? I'm sure there are nicer words to be used...

PTool: Augh! This red capped dope's got 3 pieces! C'mon, you wuss, summon him!

Stevie: Please don't say, “dope.” OK... I summon you, uh... The Great... Uhm... Oh boy...

PTool: Oh god...What is it, Dip&%$?!

Stevie: I don't know what that M stands for...Mega? Mean? Aw...

PTool: It's Mach! Dammit, it ain't hard! Use that mushy room of a brain you have!

Stevie: But, but...I'm not sure...I really don't wanna say the name wrong...And...I just don't know...

PTool rubs his temples.

PTool: Why do I have to deal with this?

Mario walks over to Stevie, to check what's wrong.

Mario: You need something?

Stevie: Yeah, uh...I don't know what that M stands for. I think it's-

Ptool: Get out, Mr. Must-Ruin-Everything-ache!

Mario: Hoo, there's a new one...

Mario slowly backs away to his comrades.

PTool: You know the name, now summon him....

Stevie: .................I don't wanna...

PTool slowly turns his head towards Stevie.

PTool: Why...not...?

Stevie: You're being a meanie-profanny...I...I'm throwing this down into that hole!

PTool takes the machine away from Stevie.

Stevie: Or, I'll... just leave.... Bye, Paul...

Stevie slowly walks away past Mario and friends...

PTool: OK, you're getting yours, you sons of &$!&+#! I summon you, Mach Gaogamon!

...Nothing happens...

Mario: I don't get it, what was that supposed to do? Oh, was it supposed to give me a Speed racing Power Up?

PTool: ...Damn these long loading characters!

PTool walks over to Mario...

PTool: (quietly) He'll come... He'll come for this...

PTool gave Mario a GBA Piece! Mario doesn't know what's going on, but it's a real GBA Piece! And yay!

PTool disappears into the Forever Forest.

Ultra: Anyone else find that...odd?

Mario: Meh, I stopped caring when he said, "spot." Let's go back to Russ, shall we?

Mario and heroes start their walk back to Toad Town. When they enter Forever Forest, the Boos all appear from inside the houses.

Boo 1: ...They're gone... The bad mouthed Toad's gone!

Boo 43: Finally! What should we do now?!

Boo 2B: Watch the new paint on Blubba's House dry?

Boo 3: That's tempting, but I got a better idea! Let's all scare the people of Toad Town! We haven't scared anyone since 2001!

The Boos all disappear to Toad Town. But, that's where Mario and co. are going! What'll happen? Tune in next time in the Grodus Chronicl- I mean! Spiky Joe and the Mustache!

END

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Posted on 05-06-09 04:43:23 PM, in Spiky Joe and the Mustache Link
Episode 7: Atomical boo Battle!

Mario and co. arrive at Toad Town. But, something seems off about it...

Spiky Joe: I have the feeling that something ain't right...

Mario: Really? Let's check Central Town.

Mario and co. head to Central Toad Town. There, they see a lone Boo from Gusty Gulch staring at nothing in particular.

Mario: Are you OK?

The Boo turns to Mario.

Boo: I've heard legends of that person...

Mario then remembers something he long forgot.

Mario: How he plunged into enemy territory...

Boo: ...and saved his homeland.

Mario: I've heard legends of that person...

Boo: How he went into the depths of the earth...

Mario: ...reducing all he touched to rubble...

Boo: I've heard legends of that person...

Mario: I've heard legends of that person...

Boo: Revered by many...

Mario: I too revere him...

Boo: Feared by many...

Mario: I too fear him...

Spiky Joe: OK, hold it, hold it! Who are you talking about?

Mario: Anthro Bird...I went on an adventure with him. You see...I was having a friendly Brawl against a-

Spiky Joe: Can you tell me later? We need to figure out why this Boo is here!

Mario: Later...OK, so, Boo...Could you turn around?

Boo: Uhm, Kay...

The Boo faces the opposite direction of Mario. Mario then pulls on the Boo's short tail thing!

Boo: Yike! What the- Why are- You stupid- You don't touch me, ya hear?!?! Grr...ATOMIC BOO!!!

A whole bunch of Boos appear out of nowhere and all combine into each other to form one big Atomic Boo!

Mini Boss Battle!

Mario: 20/20 HP
Ultra: 40/40 HP

Atomic Boo: 50/50 HP

Mario/Hammer/Hammer Swing/ Mario swings his hammer at the enemy! 2 damage!

Ultra/Attack/Hammer Throw/ Ultra throws a hammer at the Boo! 4 damage!

Atomic Boo/ The Atomic Boo blows out a whole bunch of Boos at Mario! Mario does some Guard Commands to only lose 3 HP!

Mario: 17/20 HP
Ultra: 40/40 HP

Atomic Boo: 44/50 HP

Mario/Hammer/Hammer Swing/ Mario swings his hammer at the Boo! 2 damage!

Ultra/Attack/Hammer Barrage/ Ultra throws a barrage of hammers! Hence the name. 9 damage!

Atomic Boo/ The Atomic Boo closes his eyes...What the heck's he doin'? Embarrassing me to no end.

Mario: 17/20 HP 6/10 FP
Ultra: 40/40 HP

Atomic Boo: 33/50 HP

Mario/Jump/Jump Attack/ Mario jumps on the Boo! 1+1 damage!

Ultra/Hammer/Hammer Throw/ Ultra throws another hammer! 4 damage!

Atomic Boo/ The Atomic Boo opens his eyes and screams! 3 damage!

Mario: 14/20 HP 6/10 FP
Ultra: 37/40 HP

Atomic Boo: 27/50 HP

Mario/Item/Thunder Bolt/ The Atomic Boo is struck by lightning! 5 damage!

Ultra/Attack/Hammer Barrage/ Ultra throws a barrage of hammers! This time he threw 14 for 14 damage! He must be one good button masher.

Atomic Boo/ The Atomic Boo body slams Ultra! Yowch, 6 damage!

Mario: 14/20 HP 2/10 FP
Ultra: 31/40 HP

Atomic Boo: 8/50 HP

Mario/Hammer/Power Smash/ Mario uses the rest of his FP to deliver a strong blow! 4 damage!

Ultra/Attack/Hammer Throw/ Ultra finishes off the Atomic Boo with a lone hammer toss! 4 damage!

Atomic Boo is defeated!

20 Star Points!



Boo #3: Wah! Why'd I suggest this?! C'mon, let's leave before we get another beating!

All the Boos disappear to Gusty Gulch.

Mario: Hey, Ultra, thanks for depleting my FP supply.

Ultra: What? You can always go sleep in the Toad House. Unless...

Just then, the wild MachGaogamon that PTool summoned appears to fight Mario!

Mario: Aw, come on! I don't have any FP left!

Spiky Joe: We can beat him! We're the heroes!

Boss Battle!!!

To Be Continued...




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Posted on 05-08-09 04:20:56 PM, in Spiky Joe and the Mustache Link
OK, let's go for another episode! (Sorry I missed yesterday)


Episode 8: The Legend is Troof

Boss Battle!
Digimon World DS Boss Song plays!

Mario: 14/20 HP 0/10 FP
Ultra: 31/40 HP

MGaogamon: 80/80 HP

Mario/Hammer/Hammer Swing/ Mario swings his hamer at the enemy! But 2 ATK is less than 5 DEF so...0 damage!

Ultra/Attack/Hammer Throw/ Ultra throws a lone hammer at MGaogamon! That doesn't have an affect if MGaogamon's defense is 5... >.<

Mario: Aw, come on, this is only the prologue chapters!

MGaogamon/ MGaogamon uses Winning Knuckle on Mario! Ow, 10 damage!

Mario: 4/20 HP! 0/10 FP
Ultra: 31/40 HP

End Battle Sequence


Spiky Joe: I don't feel very confident now...

Mario: I feel light-headed...

??: You can't handle anything, can ya?

Ultra: You hear something?

Just then, a Falco clone using the yellow Falco outfit jumps at the MGaogamon, does a whole bunch of fancy aerial moves, and defeats the MGaogamon with ease. When he lands, he crosses his arms all c00l like, leaving Spiky Joe and Ultra in awe. Mario's light-headed from lack of HP.

Spiky Joe: That was awesome...Are you the Fonz?

Ultra: Hey, I think that's the Anthro Bird Mario talked and, uh, sang about...

Spiky Joe: Hey, yeah! Mustache, is that the Anthro Bird who, um...saved his homeland by going in enemy lines?

Mario: Habda Puduptle...

Spiky Joe: ...Oh, right, he's Danger Mario...

Spiky Joe/Item/Chocolate Pig/ Spiky Joe gives Mario a Chocolate Pig! Mario's health is restored!

Mario: Ya got any music?

Spiky Joe: Now's not the time to groove, Mustache, I think Anthro Bird saved us.

Mario: Huh? Oh, hey...Wah! It's you! You helped me defeat the evil clones! And you gave me cake right before the Star Festival! Too bad Bowser messed the festival all up... So, Anthro Bird, how've you been?

Anthro Bird grits his beak...He doesn't like being called "Anthro Bird" it seems...

Anthro Bird: ...Haven't you figured out my name?

Mario: Is it...Yelco? The evil clones talked about a Yelco...And you're wearing yellow...And you're a Falco clone...

Spiky Joe: His pants seem orange to me...

Yelco?: That's my old name...It's Xion Inferno now.

Mario: Sorry, that's taken...That's a YouTuber's screen name.

Xion?: R-Really? ...And it took me forever to come up with that... I'm not changing it again, my name's Xion Inferno, and that's that.

Mario: Xion Inferno That's That? Pretty long name...

Xion:

Mario: Hey, are you joining our adventure?

Xion: Maybe...I'll keep an eye on you...In case you get yourself into trouble again...

Xion jumps into the air and disappears...

Ultra: ...This adventure's getting pretty weird...

Mario: Audi fadam illius...

Spiky Joe: ???

Mario: Let's go see Russ, we're one piece away from a magic GBA!

Mario and co. run off to Russ's house.

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Mario and party now enter Russ's house to see a pile of books covering something...

Mario: Hey, there, book pile!

A pair of eyes appear beneath the books...

Eyes? : Well? Is it safe to come out?

Mario: Yes, all clear...

Russ comes out of the book pile.

Mario: Wh-What?! Y-You're...

Russ: OK, we can stop the Perfect Dark quotes...

Mario: Aw, it actually could've worked out here...

Russ: So, the Boos are gone right?

Mario: Mm hm!

Russ: Oh, good. They really- Mario, you know you can speak here...

Mario: Uh huh!

Russ: Really, knock it off, talk normally... I know this is acted out as a Paper Mario game, but in the fic version, you talk normally...

Mario: Bleah, fine! Where's the next GBA Piece at?

Russ: Hm...The map showed a floating...thing with a Chain Chomp...

Mario: You mean the Glitz Pit?

Russ: Yes, that seems to be the place!

Spiky Joe: !

Ultra: Hm? Hey, Spiky, there something wrong?

Spiky Joe: Uh, uh, uh...C-Can I-s-sit this one...out, p-please?

Mario: No, I have to deal with this adventure, so you do too!

Russ: Tell us what's wrong, Spiky Joe...

Spiky Joe: *gulp* I...got kicked out...If they see me...I'll go to jail!

Mario: What could you have done to get kicked out? Eavesdropping? Going in restricted rooms? Destroying walls? I did all that stuff and I didn't get kicked out!

Spiky Joe: I, uhm...accidentally Spike Bombed...Miss Jolene...

Mario, Russ, and Ultra: ..............Why....?

Spiky Joe: It was an accident, I swear!

Mario: We're not allowed to swear...

Ultra: PTool did...a lot...That was a big risk for this fic...

Spiky Joe: ...I was thinking about...a dream I had...Then I felt someone touch my tail, and I...

Mario: This boring, give us quick version! We only allowed 10,000 characters!

Russ: Mario, that's not helping...

Spiky Joe: No, he's right, I'm dragging this thing...

Mario: And besides...I got a smrt plan.

Russ: You misspelled smart...

Mario: I meant to! ...C'mon, let's go to the port place, I have a smrt plan...

Mario, Spiky Joe, and Ultra head off to the port so they can get on a boat. It cost them 255 coins, but Mario had a lot of coins from the badges he sold off air. That boat took them to Rogueport, where the Cheep Blimp was. But, Mario needs a ticket for the Cheep Blimp...Another trip to the Pianta Syndicate Boss! Next time...

END

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Rusted Logic

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