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I honestly don't know if there's already a thread like this. I've seen a one-word-at-a-time story on this board, but that's closed and in the Display Case. I think we should bring it to life again, only this time with an added twist!
So basically, I start the story with three words, then someone else adds three words to the story, then another person adds three words to it. Let's see if we can create a story that actually makes sense!
So I start with:
BMF54123 and Xkeeper
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I'm starting to think about quitting Facebook, just logged in to find that someone posted a photo of a penis on my news feed (Not mine though). I'm surprised it hasn't been deleted yet.
Also, my son's just recieved a week's suspension from school, for shitting all over one of the class tables. Apparently his class teacher wouldn't let him go to the toilet to do his "number two".
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BMF54123 and Xkeeper waited. They were trying to capture Kanye West, but he was too far in his Hip Hopping Career
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Originally posted by Bloodstar
Originally posted by Bums and willies!
Also, my son's just recieved a week's suspension from school, for shitting all over one of the class tables. Apparently his class teacher wouldn't let him go to the toilet to do his "number two".
What in the hell?
That's gotta be the weirdest thing I've heard in a while
Exactly what I thought when I was told about my son being suspended! 
I've had to lecture him about when the best times to go to the bathroom are, so that it doesn't happen again.  Because next time he does that he's gonna get himself kicked out of school. 
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One of my mates had suggested that my name gets changed to "Penises and Vaginas!"
What do you guys think of that? If no-one's got anything better then I suppose that's the username I'll have then. I'm tired of "Bums and willies!" |
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| I'm tired of being boring ol' "Bums and Willies!" I want a new username. Which of the above username ideas do you think I should have then? Discuss. |
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UPDATE AGAIN: This sounds really crazy but I'm not sure if I love EH anymore...
You see, I met up with her again last Saturday, and she was just being irritating. God, she never had been so bossy! It's bad enough that I can't get her out of that shell she's hiding in. Don't know what to do with myself now, because of what her sister said to me:
EH had never thought of herself as a beautiful woman, and that no-one had cared about her or ever tried to be special to her as much as I did.
Would giving up on her be a cruel thing to do? We haven't texted each other since Saturday, but if I remain silent, would that make her suspicious? I wish not bring up any relevant topics to her, as it might completely throw her out of her comfort zone. Would we be better off just being friends? I might feel awkward about seeing her again, but if I don't, she'll be getting suspicious.
How can I get the best outcome, so we're both happy? |
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BMF54123 and Xkeeper waited. They were trying to capture Kanye West, but he was too far in his Hip Hopping Career to be brought to the Captain's Lair. How would they capture him? Suddenly, Jimmy Kimmel and Josh Groban stormed through the window and proceeded to kidnap Kanye.
"Dammit," BMF54123 said. Xkeeper was mute, mouth ajar.
Minutes passed. Sighing, Xkeeper drew his katana and committed seppuku. But before he did so, explosions popped out of Will.i.am's stone statue.
Afterwards, the Eldrazi kidnapped BMF54123, leaving |
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Hmm... it seems as if "Bumwill" is the winner.
BUT, I've noticed people have given me some more ideas for me to use. So later tonight, I shall create another poll with your fresh ideas if that's okay with people, and see if any can be more popular than Bumwill. |
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Sent a private message to Xkeeper that I want my username changed to Bumwill.
Hopefully it'll happen soon. 
EDIT: Now that my username has changed, could someone close this? I've noticed people keep voting for names even though there's no point now. |
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BMF54123 and Xkeeper waited. They were trying to capture Kanye West, but he was too far in his Hip Hopping Career to be brought to the Captain's Lair. How would they capture him? Suddenly, Jimmy Kimmel and Josh Groban stormed through the window and proceeded to kidnap Kanye.
"Dammit," BMF54123 said. Xkeeper was mute, mouth ajar.
Minutes passed. Sighing, Xkeeper drew his katana and committed seppuku. But before he did so, explosions popped out of Will.i.am's stone statue.
Afterwards, the Eldrazi kidnapped BMF54123, leaving Xkeeper fighting King Daniels, the Supreme Leader of the Phyrexians. Meanwhile, in Canada there was mutiny afoot, as they were betrayed by literally everyone on Hook's Ship thanks to Kanye's influence. Chaos reigned.
Xkeeper was screaming, while the Joker grabbed a copy of Jessie J's |
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| The sites I tend to browse are Facebook, Gmail, Yahoo, Hotmail, Jul (obviously) and a random name picker (I've got the decision making skills of a cardboard box, so this really helps me ). I've also started exploring a site I'm making, about people with learning difficulties. |
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Well hai there! How ya doing fella?
*ahem*
We hardly get any shit problems here in the UK, but that's mainly because of the price we have to pay for doing that. So bloody expensive! Maxinum of £1000 methinks...
Also, they should really change "Maxinum Penalty" to "Mininum Penalty" to make it sound less positive. When you get a sign saying "Maxinum Penalty £1000", that really wouldn't stop millionaires from letting their dogs shitting on our pavements. "Mininum Penalty £1000" however? Could make a huge difference. No-one would dare leave shit everywhere if they know they'll need to pay no less than £1000, even millionaires would cringe about it! |
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| Listening to "The Planets" by Holst. Basically trying to relax after work ready for my four-day weekend (I only work Mondays, Tuesdays and Wednesdays ). |
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WTFolo?
No really, wtf. |
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| I BEAT my mates at bowling this morning. 152 points! In the lead by at least 40! |
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Originally posted by Tamkis
I am currently listening to the secret "Title.wma" song from the Windows XP OS. It's a somber, techno, soft song, but it is quite awesome.
I think I've got that theme on my old computer. Calming, chilled, relaxing, and keeps you cosy! I don't know why Microsoft made a theme named "Title" though (also known as "Windows Welcome Music"), I don't hear that tune when turning on my Windows XP laptop, ever. What was the theme used for? I'm confused. 
EDIT: I tend to listen to songs in my head, and at the moment the song mentioned here is the one stuck inside me at the moment. |
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This thread: Couldn't resist bumping it.
Won't do that again. |
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Holy fucking shit balls! I can't beat that! How can I succeed? With luck, I suppose. Still, it looks difficult. Don't think I'll win. Argh it's so annoying!
Shit shit shit shit!
Fuck fuck fuck fuck!
Bollocks bollocks bollocks bollocks!
Never heard me swear? Before on this board? I swear a lot! Though it's very rare. I don't swear much. Seriously I fucking don't!
How am I doing? Still more to do. Well maybe I'll chat. About my boring life. Um, well, eh, hmm...
I got nominated today. At my new school. That I teach at. I'm pleased with that. Totally pleased with it. Yes I'm really pleased. So pleased I cried. I cried on Gary. Gary's my best mate. He's a real man. He loves wearing pink. People think he's girly. But they're just idiots. Their statement is invalid. Gary's such a legend! We've known each other! For a long time! Met in Secondary School! (Middle school for Americans) Gary Gary Gary Gary! Is is is is! My my my my! Hero hero hero hero! I I I I! Want want want want! Him him him him! To to to to! Be be be be! My my my my! Best best best best! Man man man man! When when when when! I I I I! Get get get get! Married married married married! Again again again again!
Okay I sorta cheated. But hey, life sucks. For me at least. That's why I'm here. Posting on Jul Rustedlogic. Trying to be popular. I'll shut up now. Apologies for my disturbance. |
