Dragoshi Spiny Psuedo-Immortal Monstrosity Level: 47 Posts: 222/582 EXP: 724193 For next: 42010 Since: 07-07-07 From: Somewhere. Possibly Somewheres Since last post: 225 days Last activity: 27 days	Posted on 08-08-07 06:22:44 AM, in Niggers Link
	So it is. So it is. Think we'll get anything of interest out of this thing? Or will it just stay the same? -------------------- Glyph: (Actually, you know, I was going for the obvious but I'll give you triple word score if you manage to make the corrupted scum of the badlands panic and create general chaos because you shouted the word "Juuuudge!")

Dragoshi Spiny Psuedo-Immortal Monstrosity Level: 47 Posts: 223/582 EXP: 724193 For next: 42010 Since: 07-07-07 From: Somewhere. Possibly Somewheres Since last post: 225 days Last activity: 27 days	Posted on 08-08-07 06:25:06 AM, in Niggers Link
	Yep. still pretty much just the same. -------------------- Glyph: (Actually, you know, I was going for the obvious but I'll give you triple word score if you manage to make the corrupted scum of the badlands panic and create general chaos because you shouted the word "Juuuudge!")

Dragoshi Spiny Psuedo-Immortal Monstrosity Level: 47 Posts: 224/582 EXP: 724193 For next: 42010 Since: 07-07-07 From: Somewhere. Possibly Somewheres Since last post: 225 days Last activity: 27 days	Posted on 08-08-07 06:27:13 AM, in Niggers Link
	Ehh...It's still advertising speels and white magick for me. Oh and a computerized grimoire. But eh. -------------------- Glyph: (Actually, you know, I was going for the obvious but I'll give you triple word score if you manage to make the corrupted scum of the badlands panic and create general chaos because you shouted the word "Juuuudge!")

Dragoshi Spiny Psuedo-Immortal Monstrosity Level: 47 Posts: 225/582 EXP: 724193 For next: 42010 Since: 07-07-07 From: Somewhere. Possibly Somewheres Since last post: 225 days Last activity: 27 days	Posted on 08-08-07 06:29:41 AM, in Niggers Link
	...Nagoya? What does that have to do with anything? Also, I doubt Justus is a wiccan term. Maybe the autogen is catching on to us...>_>;; -------------------- Glyph: (Actually, you know, I was going for the obvious but I'll give you triple word score if you manage to make the corrupted scum of the badlands panic and create general chaos because you shouted the word "Juuuudge!")

Dragoshi Spiny Psuedo-Immortal Monstrosity Level: 47 Posts: 226/582 EXP: 724193 For next: 42010 Since: 07-07-07 From: Somewhere. Possibly Somewheres Since last post: 225 days Last activity: 27 days	Posted on 08-08-07 06:33:04 AM, in Niggers Link
	Huh. Interesting. ...Also, that'd be insane if that was the case. -------------------- Glyph: (Actually, you know, I was going for the obvious but I'll give you triple word score if you manage to make the corrupted scum of the badlands panic and create general chaos because you shouted the word "Juuuudge!")

Dragoshi Spiny Psuedo-Immortal Monstrosity Level: 47 Posts: 227/582 EXP: 724193 For next: 42010 Since: 07-07-07 From: Somewhere. Possibly Somewheres Since last post: 225 days Last activity: 27 days

Posted on 08-08-07 09:45:56 AM, in Simbattle Character Bios Link

(Warning: Profile may be dangerously cheesy and retarded. So, yea.) Name: Dragoshi Leucrocuta Helldusk Age: Unknown. Looks to be in his late mid to late 20s, though Gender: Male Race: Some sort of strange cross between a Yoshi and a dragon. Standard Attire: Well, he has various attires, but the one he's most commonly seen in is a light grey sweater, dark blue jeans, a pair of dark brown steel-toed boots with spikes coming down from the soles that are partially covered in blood. Apparently, they were also used to pile on the hurt when it came to kicking. In any case, said attire also includes a dark grey cloak with light red markings, and sometimes comes with ridiculous-looking shades with a black frame and orange lenses. Or one of many masks of various colors and facial expressions. Appearance: Dragoshi is a black Yoshi/Dragon hybrid standing at a height of 6'3" and weighing in at 225 pounds with brownish-orange eyes, neck length brown hair with blonde and black highlights, five claws on each hand, five 'talon'-like toes, a serpent-like tail that's about fifteen feet long, scaly wings that are dark blue on the inside that have an estimated wingspan of about twelve to eighteen feet. The rest of the body is (assumedly) humanoid. Weaponry: Well, seeing as Dragoshi's collected so many weapons that it's ridiculous, i'll just list the stuff he prefers to use. >_> Infernal Eye: One might ask how this coal-black eyeball-shaped gem might qualify as a weapon. Simply put, the fact is that it isn't one. Well, not until the damned thing sinks into the user's off-hand. After such a thing happens, there is a bump in the user's hand where the eye was. When the bump's flesh opens up, the eye is shown. When it's partially opened, the eye glances around then looks at the user's enemy. It seems to do nothing until, suddenly a swirling bolt of black and yellow energy strikes at the person. Those who have are capable of seeing things aside from the norm would notice...A targeting reticule tracking them. Though, when it's fully opened it makes a pierceing shriek then proceeds to attempt on the opposition's psyche, trying to make them frozen in a pool of their own insanity with things...Things that could possibly shake them to the core and then some. This is one of Dragoshi's favorite weapons due to it's ability to attack the body or the mind. Scanner: Ya know those things people use to scan barcodes for? Well, this one has been modified to fire a blinding red light at the enemy to screw around with their eyes (Or optics.) so he can get a couple of cheap shots in. Also, to laugh when someone's all "AH!! MY EYES! HOW COULD YOU DO SUCH A THING!?". 'Cause Dragoshi's bad like that. Multi-Purpose Boots: The spikes on Dragoshi's boots are not only useful for helping him keep balance and, on occasions when Drago's feeling crazy, walking up walls and ceilings, it can also be helpful for making a fine, bloody mess out of the enemy Explosive Gloves: A pair of gloves, that when put on, cause things that are punched by them to also be slammed with a rather violent explosion. Nothing more to these, other than the fact that they seem to be used more along the lines of a slightly sadistic type of fun instead of serious work. Unless the work includes demolition. Paranoia MkII: Dragoshi's personal weapon created from his original scythe. A massive dual-bladed scythe with a dark blue handle which is covered in the blood of previous victims (Yes, he made sure the blood of the victims from his original scythe carried over. >_>) which is still-dripping. One would also notice a stick-like pertrusion from near the center (Albeit a bit off to the left) of the handle, while the scythe has two types of blades, the first of which are a simple pair of jagged metal blades which have a purple line that horizontially runs down the middle of them. Though, in a situation that these blades are destroyed, they are quickly replaced with dark purple lasers in the same shape as the original blades. Not only are they a good replacement, they're also even more painful than the original. Also, you know that pertrusion I mentioned earlier? Well, it's got a use aside from looking good. If Dragoshi properly positions the scythe, the pertrusion will be right in front of him. And, as such a thing happens, the front of the scythe opens up, revealing...A rocket launcher?! Apparently, this is a last-resort measure for this weapon. Though, once it's fired, all hell breaks loose as even AFTER it explodes, it sends a massive wave of burning shrapnel, which in itself causes mini-explosions. And even if someone were to cut the scythe in half...That can be fixed. A-yep Modus Operandi (AKA Combat Strategy): Varies, but three main methods have been seen. One: Total annihalation. This one is simple as Dragoshi just defenestrates strategy and starts throwing a plethora of sheer destruction at opponents. Two: Mindf*ck. Simply put, instead of primarily attacking the foe physically, he'll strike at them mentally, trying to make them break down into a mostly harmless mental wreck. Three: Screw, strategy, i'm gonna have some fun! Simply put, when Dragoshi has no strategy against his opponent he pretty much plays around and experiments, doing stuff. Bio: Well, to begin, it is unknown that if Dragoshi merely "popped up" in existence via dimensional anomalies or was born by natural causes. Though, in any case Dragoshi started off his days as a somewhat typical traveler looking for adventure with only the clothes on his back and his first weapon. Oh and some stuff he stole. But, that's not important. In any case, stuff happened, monsters were slain, that sort of thing...But, like most things, the normalcy wouldn't last for long? "Why", you ask, but not really? Simple. The very reality surrounding the place started to shatter...Sort of like a sledgehammer being taken to a stained glass window, except the sledgehammer's nonexistant and the stained glass window is your very existence. In any case, parts of this world's reality broke around Dragoshi, who was curious about it to say the least. Anyway, Dragoshi continued his research as things died from this constant shattering. Though, it didn't matter to Drago, who wanted to get down to the bottom of it, as he foolhardily assumed that if he fixed the core problem, all would be restored...Oh, how wrong he was. I mean, sure he found the problem...Though, it looked far different from what he expected. It was a massive swirling green vortex. Why it was green, nobody knew, but all that mattered to Dragoshi was the damned thing's destruction. So, what'd he do to end it? Well, lessee...First he tried slashing at it, which obviously failed. Then he tried overloading it with magic which also failed. Then there was that idea where he just threw stuff at it which caused it to 'clog' for some reason. This screwed it up somewhat, causing the vortex to destroy part of itself to become unclogged. And, Dragoshi saw some success in this, so he tried again. But, this time the vortex destroyed the thrown stuff. So...What'd Dragoshi do? He jumped in and decided to clog it himself. In any case, this proved to be an interesting idea, as Dragoshi now knows what the insides of a massive planet-wide reality-destroying vortex is. It's oddly spacious. And seizure-inducing. ...Or it would, if he didn't have those ridiculous shades of his with him. In any case, he looked around and saw that the vortex was futilely destroying itself in order to kill Dragoshi...Though it is doing a good job at showing how bad it's accuracy can be. Oh, and killing itself. Even though this was a good plan...Dragoshi forgot one detail. How he's going to escape. Sadly, it's too late for that and when the vortex is destroyed from the inside completely, Dragoshi being taken with it. And a good portion (Read: All) of some world's reality due to some inane chain reaction caused by the vortex's destruction. While everything else suffered total annihalation, Dragoshi drifted away into some sort of cross-dimensional void. One would think that this is where a person's life would end, but apparently not, seeing as he got up and stared at his new surroundings. In any case, living in a dimensional void causes crazy things to happen. For example, one loses all track of time, and for another, you slowly start to get a far better comprehension of reality and dimensions, which is a real help when you need to get out of a cross-dimensional void. But, before he did that, he decided to make a few things...Firstly, a suitable new scythe. What'd he use as a base to modify? His crappy old scythe. In any case, that's how his new scythe was created. Next, Dragoshi decided to create a new home and a method of transportation. For the home, he just screwed around with the fabric of the dimensional void, while the transportation method...That took him a while due to how complicated it was...Though, when it was done, the result was a golden key that had one half of a red gem and one half of a green one on it. Apparently, this allows Dragoshi to get a map of various objects and persons or allow said Drago to warp across various places. Oh, and out of boredom he created a modified barcode scanner. Go figure. In any case, Dragoshi decided to use his warping abilities to snatch up various weapons and stuff? Why? Let's just say the guy wanted to come ridiculously prepared and decided that having enough expendable weapons that it goes beyond flat-out insane sounded like a SUPER-AWESOME idea. Anyway...He checked his map for any weapons of interest, and wouldn't ya know it, something of interest popped up. The something being the Infernal Eye (This is before he used it frequently), and like any other thing Dragoshi was about to steal from it's place he needed the coordinates. Strangely enough, the coordinates lead to that part of that stupid world Dragoshi started at. Specifically near where the vortex was. But, in any case, Dragoshi would make his way to there, to acquire a new weapon and whatnot, not knowing what was in store for him...(From this point on, the bio ends and the battles and stuff begin) -------------------- Glyph: (Actually, you know, I was going for the obvious but I'll give you triple word score if you manage to make the corrupted scum of the badlands panic and create general chaos because you shouted the word "Juuuudge!")

Dragoshi Spiny Psuedo-Immortal Monstrosity Level: 47 Posts: 228/582 EXP: 724193 For next: 42010 Since: 07-07-07 From: Somewhere. Possibly Somewheres Since last post: 225 days Last activity: 27 days	Posted on 08-09-07 02:28:16 AM, in 4Real isn't a legal name so we'll just call him Superman.; last edit by Dragoshi on 08-09-07 05:29 AM Link
	*Raises index finger and opens mouth as if to say something* ...what -------------------- Glyph: (Actually, you know, I was going for the obvious but I'll give you triple word score if you manage to make the corrupted scum of the badlands panic and create general chaos because you shouted the word "Juuuudge!")

Dragoshi Spiny Psuedo-Immortal Monstrosity Level: 47 Posts: 229/582 EXP: 724193 For next: 42010 Since: 07-07-07 From: Somewhere. Possibly Somewheres Since last post: 225 days Last activity: 27 days	Posted on 08-09-07 02:43:57 AM, in 4Real isn't a legal name so we'll just call him Superman. Link
	...Optimus Prime? Sheesh. What's next? Godzilla? >_> -------------------- Glyph: (Actually, you know, I was going for the obvious but I'll give you triple word score if you manage to make the corrupted scum of the badlands panic and create general chaos because you shouted the word "Juuuudge!")

Dragoshi Spiny Psuedo-Immortal Monstrosity Level: 47 Posts: 230/582 EXP: 724193 For next: 42010 Since: 07-07-07 From: Somewhere. Possibly Somewheres Since last post: 225 days Last activity: 27 days

Posted on 08-09-07 07:03:34 AM, in And so, the misadventure begins... (Open Challenge!) Link

(OOC: Sorry if this sucks. Been a while since I did this kind o' thing. e_e) "Gah...Why did such a magnificent object have to lead to this damned hellhole?" Dragoshi said, looking quite agitated. Though, in his left hand was the Infernal Eye, while looking at the area. The place was...a mess to say the least. It looked like several places collided with eachother causing strange things such as skeletons impaled on twisted metal, trees smashing straight INTO the ground, branches first, rocks of various shapes and sizes, patches of desert sands and winter snows...And, hell, there some strange combinations of these things and more. And, then something bad happened. A ghostly old man appeared from the patch of snow-like sand. He wears various robes and holds a staff. The man then speaks "Heheh...Surprised? Well, let's just say that some things don't die that easily" Dragoshi sneers. "Shut up, Swov. I already know where this is going, you thrice-damned coward. So just throw in your pawn and then let me remove you from EXISTENCE like you should have been!" He then taps his foot impatiently. "My, my. Am I getting that predictable?" Swov said, shaking his head. "...Wait. You're letting me have my fun before you kill me? what?" Dragoshi then sighed. "Simple. If you're as fucking predictable as I know you are, then you prolly' have some stupid-ass tactic that makes you immune to my cheatery powers until I defeat your pawn in combat." Swov then twitches. "Oh, you did NOT just go there. Fine. Have fun getting slaughtered, Helldusk." With that, Swov laughs evally then dissapears, leaving behind a nondescript portal portal, which spits out... -------------------- Glyph: (Actually, you know, I was going for the obvious but I'll give you triple word score if you manage to make the corrupted scum of the badlands panic and create general chaos because you shouted the word "Juuuudge!")

Dragoshi Spiny Psuedo-Immortal Monstrosity Level: 47 Posts: 231/582 EXP: 724193 For next: 42010 Since: 07-07-07 From: Somewhere. Possibly Somewheres Since last post: 225 days Last activity: 27 days	Posted on 08-09-07 05:37:14 PM, in DO NOT VIEW THIS THREAD. MIKA SEIZURES! :D Link
	Yes, what is that music? It sounds pretty good. EVen though it fucked up my music -------------------- Glyph: (Actually, you know, I was going for the obvious but I'll give you triple word score if you manage to make the corrupted scum of the badlands panic and create general chaos because you shouted the word "Juuuudge!")

Dragoshi Spiny Psuedo-Immortal Monstrosity Level: 47 Posts: 232/582 EXP: 724193 For next: 42010 Since: 07-07-07 From: Somewhere. Possibly Somewheres Since last post: 225 days Last activity: 27 days	Posted on 08-12-07 09:42:55 PM, in As the dumb turns Link
	*Insert comment about inferior beings here* -------------------- Glyph: (Actually, you know, I was going for the obvious but I'll give you triple word score if you manage to make the corrupted scum of the badlands panic and create general chaos because you shouted the word "Juuuudge!")

Dragoshi Spiny Psuedo-Immortal Monstrosity Level: 47 Posts: 233/582 EXP: 724193 For next: 42010 Since: 07-07-07 From: Somewhere. Possibly Somewheres Since last post: 225 days Last activity: 27 days	Posted on 08-13-07 05:11:40 PM, in Welp... Link
	...*Faycepalm omni* Yea. Just...what. ;; -------------------- Glyph: (Actually, you know, I was going for the obvious but I'll give you triple word score if you manage to make the corrupted scum of the badlands panic and create general chaos because you shouted the word "Juuuudge!")

Dragoshi Spiny Psuedo-Immortal Monstrosity Level: 47 Posts: 234/582 EXP: 724193 For next: 42010 Since: 07-07-07 From: Somewhere. Possibly Somewheres Since last post: 225 days Last activity: 27 days	Posted on 08-13-07 05:35:25 PM, in Welp... Link
	And i'm just watching the insanity unfold. Because i'm lazy like that. -------------------- Glyph: (Actually, you know, I was going for the obvious but I'll give you triple word score if you manage to make the corrupted scum of the badlands panic and create general chaos because you shouted the word "Juuuudge!")

Dragoshi Spiny Psuedo-Immortal Monstrosity Level: 47 Posts: 235/582 EXP: 724193 For next: 42010 Since: 07-07-07 From: Somewhere. Possibly Somewheres Since last post: 225 days Last activity: 27 days	Posted on 08-13-07 07:23:17 PM, in Jul Pub Link
	And, i'll still be watching the stuff unfold. A-yep. *Continues existing. 'Cause yes.* -------------------- Glyph: (Actually, you know, I was going for the obvious but I'll give you triple word score if you manage to make the corrupted scum of the badlands panic and create general chaos because you shouted the word "Juuuudge!")

Dragoshi Spiny Psuedo-Immortal Monstrosity Level: 47 Posts: 236/582 EXP: 724193 For next: 42010 Since: 07-07-07 From: Somewhere. Possibly Somewheres Since last post: 225 days Last activity: 27 days

Posted on 08-13-07 07:42:51 PM, in Welp... Link

Actually, who said I was late, inane person? After all, i've been watching for quite a while, so for all you know, I could just be unknowing that the-Screw it. Point is, i'm not late, I just didn't know it stopped unfolding. -------------------- Glyph: (Actually, you know, I was going for the obvious but I'll give you triple word score if you manage to make the corrupted scum of the badlands panic and create general chaos because you shouted the word "Juuuudge!")

Dragoshi Spiny Psuedo-Immortal Monstrosity Level: 47 Posts: 237/582 EXP: 724193 For next: 42010 Since: 07-07-07 From: Somewhere. Possibly Somewheres Since last post: 225 days Last activity: 27 days	Posted on 08-13-07 08:23:35 PM, in A new Breed of energy. In your potato Chips Link
	...Soap infused with what Where the fuck do you even FIND these things, anyway? -------------------- Glyph: (Actually, you know, I was going for the obvious but I'll give you triple word score if you manage to make the corrupted scum of the badlands panic and create general chaos because you shouted the word "Juuuudge!")

Dragoshi Spiny Psuedo-Immortal Monstrosity Level: 47 Posts: 238/582 EXP: 724193 For next: 42010 Since: 07-07-07 From: Somewhere. Possibly Somewheres Since last post: 225 days Last activity: 27 days	Posted on 08-13-07 08:51:15 PM, in o-o a SYNDROME! Link
	Nope. Not as far as I know of. At least, I hope not -------------------- Glyph: (Actually, you know, I was going for the obvious but I'll give you triple word score if you manage to make the corrupted scum of the badlands panic and create general chaos because you shouted the word "Juuuudge!")

Dragoshi Spiny Psuedo-Immortal Monstrosity Level: 47 Posts: 239/582 EXP: 724193 For next: 42010 Since: 07-07-07 From: Somewhere. Possibly Somewheres Since last post: 225 days Last activity: 27 days	Posted on 08-13-07 08:54:32 PM, in o-o a SYNDROME! Link
	I believe I have also gotten to Reinfors ++ as well. -------------------- Glyph: (Actually, you know, I was going for the obvious but I'll give you triple word score if you manage to make the corrupted scum of the badlands panic and create general chaos because you shouted the word "Juuuudge!")

Dragoshi Spiny Psuedo-Immortal Monstrosity Level: 47 Posts: 240/582 EXP: 724193 For next: 42010 Since: 07-07-07 From: Somewhere. Possibly Somewheres Since last post: 225 days Last activity: 27 days	Posted on 08-13-07 10:01:24 PM, in Welp... Link
	Oh, that's a load of bullshit. Dr. Phil isn't a-...Wait, is he? 'Cause, really, I have no idea. I'm just calling bluffs here. -------------------- Glyph: (Actually, you know, I was going for the obvious but I'll give you triple word score if you manage to make the corrupted scum of the badlands panic and create general chaos because you shouted the word "Juuuudge!")