My homemaid was cleaning the bed of my sister's dog, she is a cowardly dog so she barked to the maid i tried to attempt to calm the dog by getting close to her and cuddling her but she bashed and cutted my nose. Lucky my sister went with me on the hospital and now i got a Frankensteinish nose. Looks like my halloween stared now!
Originally posted by Lucoshi
My homemaid was cleaning the bed of my sister's dog, she is a cowardly dog so she barked to the maiditried to attempt to calm the dog by getting close to her and cuddling her but she bashed and cutted my nose. Lucky my sister went with me on the hospital and now i got a Frankensteinish nose. Looks like my halloween stared now!
Don't even get me started on your atrocious grammar or phrasing.
Did you flunk out of grade-school English or something?
I'm a brazilian, just complete idiot will think that a brazilian guy with engrish-esque grammar is bad at english.
Now i'm really mad about it i tried tell that my nose is all stitched up because of my sister's dog. Insisted of talk what you guys think you posted spam, laugh at my grammar n stuff i have poor grammar i'm brazilian! If you guys post anything bad about me i won't post nothing in 12 hours.
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