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All right, then, Terra, here's *your* Showcase!
Originally posted by Ayjo
 Ayjo: Your Showcase, Terra, stars our favorite kitty duo, Tabby and Tortie, as they browse their "cat-a-log" for the perfect gifts for each other.
Tabby knows that Tortie just *loves* to "cat-erwaul", so she picked out the perfect gift for her friend... a new karaoke machine! Sing along to your favorite tunes, or just make noise and wake the neighbors! The Karaoke Plus, from Sing-Yourself-Sick Industries!
Meanwhile, Tortie knows that Tabby just *loves* the ocean, so her gift is one that will let her hit the surf in style: A new "cat-amaran"! Blah blah I don't even know what the heck these things are, they look like two skis and a sail. Whatever. It looks like fun, at least. Made by CatSail!
And finally, Tabby and Tortie decide that they're now going to pick out something they can *both* use. Something *really* special... something like... a new "Cat-illac!" Yes, it's the old favorite, the sleek red Cadillac. Comes with four tires, two doors, and... lots and lots of other goodies!
So with all their shopping done, Tabby and Tortie head off into the sunset in their new ride. And this Showcase, where Tabby and Tortie browse their cat-a-log, can be yours, if the Price is Right!
And Terra, what is your bid on this beautiful Showcase? |
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All right, the bids are in. Illumina, you bid $18,000 on those games, the computer, the iPhone, and the sailboat... actual retail price... Oooh... $41,879. For a difference of... $23,879.
And Terra, you bid $37,000 on that cat-themed Showcase... and the actual retail price of it is... $52,565, for a difference of $15,565... you're a winner! And you've won a grand total of $71,639 in prizes, including two cars! Congratulations, Terra!
This is YK, reminding you to help control the pet population! Have your pet spayed or neutered! Goodbye, everybody!
*credits roll*
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Originally posted by Ayjo
Ayjo: Here it comes! From the Bob Barker Studio at CBS in Hollywood, it's television's most exciting hour of fantastic prizes: The fabulous sixty-minute Price is Riiiiight!
CB! Come on down!
Imajin! Come on down!
Orlandu! Come on down!
And Arp1033! Come on down!
You are the first four contestants on the Price is Right! And now, here's the star of the Price is Right... Bob Barker!!
...what? Oh? ...wait, wrong script? Shoot. Can we redo this?
Thank you, Ayjo. It's good to see that you're as useless as ever to me. Now, let's cut the stupidity and get right down to our first item up for bids!
Originally posted by Ayjo
Ayjo: All right, killjoy... it's a fun motorcycle! You, too, can take to cruising the streets like old men trying to regain lost youth with this chopper! No, it's not a Harley, so don't go bidding crazy money for it.
And there you go. The one of you who bids closest to that motorcycle without going over wins it, and gets to come up on stage to play a pricing game, where they'll have a chance at winning even more fabulous prizes!
CB will bid first, followed by Imajin, Orlandu, and Arp. Bid! |
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I've started Episode 2, since we have almost enough contestants; at least enough for the first half of the show. Hopefully by the time we reach the last pricing game, we'll get someone to fill that last slot. So registration is still opened for now.  |
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And, the actual retail price of that motorcycle... $3,158! CB, come on up here on stage! Now, you have a chance to win a great prize, but we're not going to take you to the prize... oh, no. We're going to bring the prize right to *you*! Ayjo, bring it out!
*Ayjo drives a car on stage*
Originally posted by Ayjo
Ayjo: It's a new convertible! It's the Ford Mustang followed by some random numbers and letters that I assume is the serial number! Sporty, sleek, and pretty cool looking, comes with standard features and the enigmatic "Luxury Package DR17"! Whatever that means!
And your game is, of course, Lucky Seven. Now, here are seven one dollar bills... *hands the bills to CB* And today, we're having a *crazy* sale on cars! This one here? You can buy it for one dollar! But of course, it's not quite *that* easy... you're going to guess the digits in the price of that car. We'll give you the first one for free:
It's 1. Now, you have to guess the remaining numbers. If you guess the digit exactly right, you'll keep all your money, but if you're wrong, you'll have to give me one dollar for each number you missed it by. For example, if you guessed a 5, and the correct digit was 3, you'd have to give me two dollars. 5-3=2. Simple? Simple. And if at the end of the game, you have at least $1 left, you can use it to buy that car! Now tell me the second digit! |
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Originally posted by CB
lets go with a 5!
All right, show us a five!
Oooooh... a nine... that'll cost you $4, so you only have $3 left, and you need $1 to buy that car. So you'd better be *very* careful with those next digits... now, what's the third digit? |
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Originally posted by CB
Ill try a 6
It's a five. Now, that's not bad. It'll cost you $1. However, you only have $2 left, so you'll have to get at least one of the last two digits exactly right... what's the fourth digit? |
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Originally posted by CB
I'm going for a 7
Seven! We need a seven! Show us a seven!
*losing horns*
Ohhhhhh... ouch... a 2... CB, you're not only broke, you're $3 in debt! I'm sorry... but you'll be back later to spin the big wheel.
And I'm curious... what was that last number?
...*there* was that seven. You were one number too early...
Well, I suppose we'd better move on. Ayjo, we need another contestant. Show me another contestant!
Originally posted by Ayjo
Ayjo: Got it. And this one's got a really cool name... Majestic Light, come on down! You're the next contestant on the Jul Price is Right!
And show us our next item up for bids!
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Ayjo: It's a fun pool table! Um, what am I supposed to say? They didn't give me a description! Um... it's wood. And it's got a green top, and... it comes with balls and cues, and... uh, it's not the same as the one we gave away in the last episode! That should cover all the bases, I think.
...Ayjo, if you didn't work so cheap, I'd fire you. Anyhow, ML bids first, followed by Imajin, Orlandu, and Arp. |
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Originally posted by Ketsuban
Here's the recap for Episode 1 (posting it here because that thread is closed).
Hey, that's pretty neat... you gonna recap all the episodes like that?
Also, a couple things... looks like you had Danger Price a little messed up. Aux picked the games, which were $2,550. The arcade machine was $5,000-something. And since it never got picked/played, you get BEHIND THE SCENES INFO: The toaster in Pathfinder was $50.
Edit: "Yelsian Knight", not "Yelseyan Knight". But, just go with "YK". Looks better. |
