 | This post is sarcasm, you morons.
- Post, flame, spam all you want. Use Babelfish to mangle your posts before posting. Be sure to make them as horrible as possible, and if you're ever threatened with a ban, say "but Ailure was like that when he joined!"
- If you actually get banned, reregister over and over while posting the same crap. After about 30 bans, your main account should magically be unbanned because Ailure thinks so.
- In the odd case you actually want something done for you, bother Acmlm, especially if it involves hidden access/strange favors/whatever, and make sure to not give up until he actually does it. Eventually you'll get him away from RO long enough to do something!
- Be sure to mention the staff applications and how giggitygiggitygiggity you are over them at every oppertunity.
- And then make more oppertunities to do the same.
- Flame all newbies without prejudice.
- If you're banned from an earlier incarnation or just banned period, plead the "I was unfairly banned" card -- it'll work any time, especially if I banned you.
- Be sure to mention staff applications when you do so.
- Recommend new features to blackhole89, then exploit them for your own gains. Example? Something like the online user flags, then just make sure to load every user over a series of tons of pages!*
This is just a joke, but it's based off my observations 
* The first attempt he made at this required a lookup query for every flag displayed, so if you viewed all users you would end up with 600+ time-consuming queries.
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