Buffalo Wild Wings, because they definitely deserve it. In the last few months they've removed all the good stuff from the menu and their "specials" insert is literally just random shit from the real menu.
7:45: (MAZE OF DEATH FROM ROCKMAN 9 PLAYING VERY LOUDLY) 7:50: okay fine i'm awake, christ
8:00: okay now i'm actually awake, time to not get out of bed and read twitter
8:20: shit. i should probably shower, huh. i'll do that
8:40: ok shower done and i'm about to be late, better run
8:45: go to work
On the weekends this is mostly just "whenever: wake up and not get out of bed for hours". I am a very boring person